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NPCs

2011-11-05T15:03:03Z

BrandyCarlton:

The servants placed by [[MODs]] to carry out the distribution of [[AIDS]] as well as cover-ups and anti-[[Nigra|nigra]] propaganda.

=== [[Janis]] ===
[[Image:NPC_Janis.png|framed|left|The LemonAIDS Vendor]]
'''Name:''' Janis
 '''Apparent Gender:''' Female
 '''Location:''' [[Habbosphere Pool Deck]]
 '''Stated Mission:''' Service with a smile :)
 '''Real Mission:''' Spreading AIDS through the pool and lemonAIDS.
 '''Status:''' Missing

'''Summary:''' Likely the favored NPC of MOD-Cleo, closest to an NPC arch-nemesis for nigras. Thankfully observed to be confined to her vendor booth. One of her common phrases she states if your using shout, is "don't shout, I'm delicate"
This however can be countered by saying "don't delicate, I'm shout" right after they say say their
phrase, thus producing [[lulz]].

Janis vanished in the big 2008 update and was replaced by a whore named Zoe. Whereabouts are still unknown.
{{Clear}}

=== Zoe ===
[[Image:NPC_Zoe.png|framed|left|The (new) LemonAIDS Vendor]]
'''Name:''' Zoe
 '''Apparent Gender:''' Female
 '''Location:''' [[Lido Pool Deck West|Lido Pool Deck - West]]
 '''Stated Mission:''' Service with a smile :)
 '''Real Mission:''' Spreading AIDS through the pool and lemonAIDS?
 '''Status:''' Missing

'''Summary:''' Replacement for Janis. Stole many of Janis's phrases and even her motto as well as adding a few even more pathetic ones of her own. Mission is presumed to be the same as that of Janis. Zoe is currently missing since the recent upgrades to Habbo. She has been replaced by Chloe who is diffrent but still sells lemonAIDS
{{Clear}}

=== Alvin ===
[[Image:NPC_Alvin.png|framed|left|A roll comes with it...]]
'''Name:''' Alvin
 '''Apparent Gender:''' Male
 '''Location:''' [[Rooftop Rumble]]
 '''Stated Mission:''' Don't look down...
 '''Real Mission:''' Spreading AIDS through food.
 '''Status:''' Missing/Replaced

'''Summary:''' Not one of the moar significant NPCs in the larger scheme, mostly annoying. Alvin is confined to his vendor booth at the back of the roof area. Promotes a few foods on a regular basis and says something about having to wait for a table. Alvin is known for not serving nigras, as he never has any chikinz. His alternate name is Kedo.
{{Clear}}

=== Scott ===
[[Image:NPC_Scott.png|framed|left|You have to haet him...srsly]]
'''Name:''' Scott
 '''Apparent Gender:''' Male
 '''Location:''' [[Wobble Squabble]]
 '''Stated Mission:''' Don't look down...
 '''Real Mission:''' Spreading AIDS through food.
 '''Status:''' Active

'''Summary:''' Alvin's replacement. Stole most of his phrases. Seems to be even more clueless.
{{Clear}}

=== Maya ===
[[Image:NPC_Maya.png|framed|left|Maya the Squirrel Fucker]]
'''Name:''' Maya
 '''Apparent Gender:''' Female
 '''Location:''' [[Sun Terrace]]
 '''Stated Mission:''' keeps you cool
 '''Real Mission:''' Source of teh AIDS.
 '''Status:''' Missing

'''Summary:''' The most potentially dangerous NPC. Maya could rank on par with many MODs if she were not trapped in place by the tree in Sun Terrace and frequently distracted by her "obsession" (Read, furfag) with squirrels. Maya has been identified as the "vendor" of AIDS. MODs collect the AIDS from her blue box she is always wearing and distribute them to the other NPCs and various other locations such as the pool.

Has also gone missing during the hotel upgrades.
{{Clear}}

=== Harry ===
[[Image:NPC_Harry.png|framed|left|Harry the Pitiful]]
'''Name:''' Harry
 '''Apparent Gender:''' Male
 '''Location:''' [[Welcome Lounge]]
 '''Stated Mission:''' Happy to help
 '''Real Mission:''' Unknown
 '''Status:''' Active

'''Summary:''' Harry is considered to be a neutral NPC. Research has uncovered a history of resisting the plans of the evil MODs and a refusal to spread AIDS. He was eventually subjected to a concentrated "treatment" of AIDS which resulted in brain damage. He now spends his days walking around behind the welcome desk, announcing random events from time to time. With the help of at least 3 people, Harry can be removed from his desk area, but seems to be fearful of escape and will try to return as soon as possible.

Evidence suggests there may have been good reason for his fear of leaving the desk. At some point in the recent changes Harry has vanished from the Welcome Lounge entirely.
{{Clear}}

=== Philip ===
[[Image:NPC_Phillip.png|framed|left|Phillip the Racist]]
'''Name:''' Phillip
 '''Apparent Gender:''' Male
 '''Location:''' [[Flava Cafe]]
 '''Stated Mission:''' Hey. I'm Phillip.
 '''Real Mission:''' AIDS in food, as well as racism.

'''Summary:''' Another NPC created to put AIDS into Habbo food. Runs Flava Cafe and is probably the most racist NPC of all. He has been nominated for Grand Wizard of the KKK for two years straight, but has failed due to his faggotry.
{{Clear}}

=== Bilbo & Marian ===
[[Image:NPC_Bilbo_Marian.png|framed|left|Lol emofags]]
'''Name:''' Bilbo
 '''Apparent Gender:''' Male
 '''Stated Mission:''' Serving you *sigh*
 '''Name:''' Marian
 '''Apparent Gender:''' Female
 '''Stated Mission:''' Yes?
 '''Location:''' [[Club Massiva (Lounge)]]
 '''Real Mission:''' Being depressed.

'''Summary:''' These two emo-goth-fags run the Club Massivca Lounge, the considerably moar boring half of Massiva. Bilbo is depressed to quite an extreme level while Marian is less depressed but still very [http://ibsdietplan.org ibs] much emo and claims to know Madonna. Their exact intended mission is unknown but it may have something to do with razor blades. Nobody will be surprised to learn if they both become An Hero anytime soon.
{{Clear}}

=== Ariel ===
[[Image:NPC_Ariel.png|framed|left|SRSLY, WTF?]]
'''Name:''' Ariel
 '''Apparent Gender:''' Female
 '''Location:''' [[Ice Cafe]]
 '''Stated Mission:''' Kooky but a lil nice mixed in
 '''Real Mission:''' Serving AIDS-laced drinks

'''Summary:''' Ariel is a strange grey-skinned (Read, AIDS-Zombie) NPC who runs Ice Cafe. She serves drinks with AIDS mixed in them.
{{Clear}}

=== Skye ===
[[Image:SkyeNPC.png|left|frame|Illegal immigrant]]
'''Name:''' Skye
 '''Apparent Gender:''' Female
 '''Location:''' [[Rooftop Sky Lounge]]
 '''Stated Mission:''' Excuse me, I was just crunching on an ice cube
 '''Real Mission:''' Spreading AIDS through coffee

'''Summary:''' Skye is a greasy Mexican (or somewhere around there) that serves you up her AIDS-contaminated, hometown-made coffee. She wants to start the spread of AIDS at the ''top'' of the hotel so that it will easily spread downward.

=== Gino & Carlo ===
[[Image:NPC_Gino_Carlo.png|framed|left|Pizza defilers]]
'''Name:''' Gino
 '''Apparent Gender:''' Male
 '''Stated Mission:''' The Master of Pizza
 '''Name:''' Carlo
 '''Apparent Gender:''' Male
 '''Stated Mission:''' Pizza chef
 '''Location:''' [[Palazzo Pizzeria]]
 '''Real Mission:''' Making AIDS pizzas.

'''Summary:''' Gino and Carlo are the pizza chefs of Habbo Hotel. Gino is rather egotistical and complains about the pizza being scared if you shout near him. Carlo is not of particular note other than having perpetually broken the cash register. They also have a hidden basement that leads to their secret sex chamber where unfortunate habbofags end up if they don't pay for their AIDS infected food. Another hidden fact is that what Habbos think is cheese on their pizza is actually Gino's dried jism from his daily fapping.{{Clear}}

=== Chloe ===
'''Name:''' Chloe
 '''Apparent Gender:''' Female
 '''Stated Mission:''' I keep cool by the pool.
 '''Location:''' Lido Deck I
 '''Real Mission:''' Infecting the pool with AIDS and serving lemonAIDS.
 '''Status:''' Active
'''Summary:''' Chloe is the new lemonAIDS vendor.She appears to be slightly less intelligent then her previous as she continues to say "Yes?" 3 or 4 times in a row.

[[Category:NPCs]]

BURGER KING Restaurant

2011-11-05T15:01:44Z

BrandyCarlton:

[[Image:Burger_king_restaurant_directions.png|frame|right|Habbofags work out? Right...]]
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=== Summary ===
'''BURGER KING Restaurant''' is one of the Public rooms in Habbo Canada. It is part of the devious Habbo plots to spread [http://bit.ly/v2kR7m irritable bowel syndrome] through the food, ensuring more widespread contamination..

=== Directions ===
BURGER KING Restaurant is located in the '''''Public Rooms''''' main menu.

=== [[NPCs]] ===
[[Philip]] is the NPC in this area.

=== Notable Features ===
N/A

=== How to Close BURGER KING ===
{{Historical_Reference_Blocking_Guide}}

On par with Habbo Gym for simplicity..
# Entrance. Two nigras and everything is closed.

[[Image:Burger_king_restaurant_plan.png|framed|center|Habbofags need to go find a RL gym...]]
[[Category:Public Rooms (Canada)]]

Pokemon Story

2011-11-05T15:01:04Z

BrandyCarlton:

<pre>
Rain spattered across the sand, causing a deafening roar, like that of a hundred semis crashing into
each other in apocalyptic glory.
The crack of thunder split the insanity, and wind swept it up into a cacophony of natural horror.
All the while David sat glumly, shielding himself from the gale beneath a rather large tree.
He was soaked to the bone and miserable.
Lost in Kanto, with no map, no pokedex, no food, and no company other than his beloved pokemon.
He was sure he'd die of hypothermia or worse.
David sighed, clinging tightly to his umbrella which proved of little
worth except for some sort of moral booster.
His soaked blond hair clung tightly to his body.
With an absent hand he fondled the pokeballs on his lap.
He clicked the switch on the front, releasing Gardevoir, to stand beside him.

"Garde..?" she whispered to him soothingly.
"No, I'm fine Gardevoir. I just wanted some to be with," he replied, barely audible to the young
pokemon above the ripping winds.
A shallow tear formed on the rim of his red eyes [http://tinyurl.com/6gtyamb irritable bowel syndrome] but was blotted out the rest of the water that coagulated on everything within sight.

She patted his shoulder. She was so cute, even for a pokemon.
Her thin hips swayed, her plant-like hair messed by the storm.
No, no, what are you doing, he thought. She's an animal.

But yet she was so much like a human, only smaller, and covered in fauna.
Plus there was no one around for miles, and no amount of masturbating could satiate the
lust he felt out in the wilderness...
...if only he could feel the flesh of a woman against his.

He put a loving arm around his Gardevoir, pulling her close and whispered; "Gardevoir, you know that I'm your trainer,
right? Your master?"

"Gard," she nodded in agreement. He nodded in return.
"And would you do anything for me?"
"Garde," she nodded again.
He moved another hand to her, sliding it over her wasp waist and looking carefully into her eyes.
She seemed to begin to understand, a look of fear welled in her eyes.
David could feel a lump in his pants swell as he began to force her upon the soaked ground.
The sky rumbled with thunder all around them, the tree above them creaked threateningly.

The best thing about a pokemon is that they'll never be able to tell anyone about it.

In a flash his pants were off and he was atop her.
She squealed and struggled, afraid to fight back because he was, indeed, her trainer.
Her mind had a block in it, via years of training, years of believing he'd never harm her,
that he was her best friend.

He ran a hand over her leafy posterior.
A probing finger slipped in between, finding a hole. He knew little of the Gardevoir anatomy,
but knew that any hole would work.
He plunged his rock hard PENlS deep inside of her butt.
It was white hot. A wave of pleasure washed over him before the first stroke.
Gardevoir screamed in pain, her precious anus being pulled to four times its natural size.
With each thrust she screamed louder, but David couldn't hear it.
The crevasse formed tightly over his shaft, gripping harder than his fist ever could.
Before long he finally came, filling her sphincter with his seed.
White mixed with black blood as he pulled out. Blood and SHlT dribbled out.

The sight of Gardevoir laying there, whimping, smeared with mud, blood, C(_)/\/\,
and her own feces unlocked something deep within David's soul.
His heart soared at the sight. It felt so good!
It was like he finally discovered his place in the world.
While his spirit had become free, however, his mind quivered under
the weight of his actions,
struggling to block these memories from existence, enabling his attack.

His mouth lowered in primal instinct, extending his pink tongue.
He lapped up her blood and shit, using pruned fingers to smother himself.
It was beautiful.
The bitter taste of her SHlT, and the coppery taste of
her blood was like magic to him.

"Gardevvv..." she moaned, hands digging into the dirt.
She wept.
How could she do this to him?
Pain was splitting her because of him.
He said he'd never hurt her, though... maybe he wasn't?
Maybe this was fine...

He flipped her bleeding, limp body over.
His mouth met hers, lashing about inside of her toothed maw.
He kissed hard and deep as he carefully fit his SHlTTY DlCK into her pokevag00.
The head slid in easily and she whimpered.
With a deft hand he massaged her clitoris.
She tried to pull back to cry out but he pushed into her harder.
She screamed into his mouth. The vibrations filled him in happiness.
He violently penetrated her and wave after wave of pleasure engulfed them both.
It was beyond the realm of human understanding.
Collapsing universes whirled about them, being born and dying in an eternal, idiot firestorm.

As he came again he thrust harder, forcing as much of himself in as he could.
His PENlS crashed into her cervix and she
let out a blood curdling scream, clawed hands digging into his flesh.

David didn't like that at all. No, she wasn't allowed to injure him.
He drove his bleaching fist into her mouth.
There was a crunch and black syrup welled up in her mouth and eyes.
She gurgled, and he smiled gleefully.
Disengaged from her mangled secret, he crawled up to her face.
Lifting her broken head he plunged his dick into her wounded mouth.

Gardevoir could take no more.
She gave himself over to him.
He was her master.
She would please him any way she could and never make another whimper in reply.
She suckled on his piece as he pulled it in and out.
Cracked lips smothered him, teasing glands and glans.
He gripped her arms, squeezing tighter.
More pain roared through her and she sucked harder.
She gagged, puking a little.
The bile stung him, so he drove another fist into her eye.

Through the pain she sucked and finally he came.
As he did, his mind cracked a little more.
He gripped her head, forcing his cock into the back of her throat.
She vomited again, squirting half-digest plant matter all over both of them and
he lashed her.
Her tiny bones splintered under his blows and he came harder at her destruction.
</pre>

[[Category:Copypasta]]

Pets

2011-11-05T14:59:58Z

BrandyCarlton:

'''Pets''' in Habbo Hotel include virtual cats, dogs, and alligators that you can buy. Habbofags [http://ibsdietplan.org irritable bowel syndrome] buy these pets for reasons unknown, and then further waste their money by buying virtual toys and food for the animal to eat. Many Habbofags may do this because they are addicted to beastiality, and repeatedly sodomize their poor virtual dogs, contracting AIDS.

Pets are another way that Habbo Hotel spreads AIDS. Like rabies, the pet bites you and you now have an incurable disease. Congratulations.

[[Category:Important Hotel Info]]

sionChicken

2011-11-05T14:59:06Z

BrandyCarlton:

sionChickens are a somewhat laggy and very noisy money sink for people in SL who truly have no lives. Similar to tamagotchi except you have to pay jewgolds to feed and take care of them.

These chickens spend most of their time bitching about wanting moar food. They are [http://ibsdietplan.org ibs] physical objects and not terribly hard to kill. Taking them into inventory kills them as well as returns. Their deaths tend to bring about a lot of drama and potential lulz. Also, if you kill their eggs, they turn sunnyside up lol.

=== How to kill them ===
Most owners are halfway smart and will disable rez, etc on their parcels. There are ways around it though.
* Use prims, multiple linked ones with root in another parcel if needed, and herd the chickens into a more vulnerable parcel or one with a short autoreturn time.
* Alternatively get them outside of their enclosure and leave them if the owner seems an unattentive sort. They'll starve eventually if they can't get back inside to the food.
* If you are on a private sim with void along at least one border you can push the chickens offworld.
* Shoot them.

[[Category:Second Life]]

Culinary Kitchen

2011-11-05T14:58:27Z

BrandyCarlton:

[[Image:Culinary_kitchen_directions.png|frame|right|Whar's dat kitchen?]]
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=== Summary ===
The '''Hotel Kitchen''' is a lesser known but very [http://bit.ly/v2kR7m irritable bowel syndrome]/span>y spot to /b/lockade. It only needs two [[nigra]]s to /b/lock, and [[Habbofags]] have a tendency to become violent when denied their [[AIDS]]-food.

=== Directions ===
Hotel Kitchen is located in the ''Public Rooms'' -> ''Entertainment''.

=== NPCs ===
Piers is the native NPC and one of the main cooks for Habbo Hotel. Obviously a prime source of the AIDS infestation.

=== Notable Features ===
Nothing much, but there is a pole you can hid behind in the right-side of the room.

=== How to close the Hotel Kitchen ===
{{Historical_Reference_Blocking_Guide}}

Fortunately the kitchen remains a very easy place to close, needing only two nigras to prevent access to the entire room.
#Two nigras, side by side here.
#Piers. Sometimes trollable.

[[Image:Hotel_kitchen_plan.png|frame|center|That's really not comforting to hear, Piers...]]
[[Category:Public_Rooms_(US)]]

Ice Cafe

2011-11-05T14:57:36Z

BrandyCarlton:

The '''Ice Cafe''' [http://bit.ly/v2kR7m irritable bowel syndrome] is a room "cooler than an Eskimos freezer". Although the exact purpose of this room is unknown, intelligent [[nigra]]s have concluded this is a very dangerous room. The Ice Cafe, like the name suggests, distributes food. All food in habbo is laced with [[AIDS]]. Some say the room is made out of ice, and the water in the ice contains AIDS. The result is like radiation, AIDS fills the air and poor [[habbofag]]s are left to suffer the consequences. But there is hope. Blocking the room is very easy, but takes a large number of nigras. You must block both stairs (to prevent access to the food) and the door (to prevent access to the room itself). Habbofags wil be trapped in the center, and on thin ice as the room is spammed. The room itself is somewhat popular with [[habbofag]]gots, and is generally inhabited by them constantly. Think of the pour souls, and keep this room in mind next time you wish to raid.
[[Category:Public Rooms (US)]]

Moonspeak lulz

2011-11-05T14:56:52Z

BrandyCarlton:

[http://ibsdietplan.org irritable bowel syndrome] the [[nigra]]s '''need''' to [[7-12-2008|seek elsewhere.]] [[7-12-2009|Habbo raiding, obviously, isn't as strong as it used to be]], and with the removal of certain features the nigras used against the [[habbofags]], in combination with the huge increase of [[newfags]] that want to raid, it can be too difficult. I fear the nigras soon will not be able to raid the [[habbo.com|English hotel]]. [[7-12-2010|Raiding English Habbo still is great (if rarely done correctly)]], but when you want to do something large scale it generally leads to [[MLK Day Raid 2010|newfags/earlyfags]] and [[4-20-2010|modfags banning everyone]]. In 2008 nigras sought [[lulz]] in [[Habbo Canada|Canada]], and they were given [[lulz]]. In 2010 nigras sought [[lulz]] in [[Habbo France|France]] and [[Habbo Germany|Germany]] and they received [[lulz]]. [[World AIDS Day 2010|The next AIDS Day raid]] will focus on a moonspeak hotel. The future will too. When dealing with the moonspeak hotels you need to worry about [[closing times]] if the server has one. Newfags will always be newfags and raid the [[habbo.com|English server]] not knowing the proper server to raid, and this is fine. Back in the English hotel [[habbofags]] are starting to '''attempt to raid on their own''' ([[User:Afroduck|Afroduck]] called it Stockholm syndrome) which is stupid because they are dumb [[habbofags]]. [[YouTube]] turned out to be a way to keep habbofags up with raids, which ''we don't want''. If it's used we need to give it titles without the term 'habbo' or 'raid' in them. Moonspeak hotels will be a great way to get back the classic [[lulz]] that we need. [[habbofag|Habbofags]] and [[newfags]] [[Fail|will join together and "raid" the English hotel]] as we accomplish something elsewhere. Eventually the [[Mods|mods]] will loose their banning "skills" and get replaced with inexperienced mods. [[habbofags|Habbofags]] and [[newfags]] will give up. But we, the true [[nigra|nigras]], will remain strong in the face of new enemies. [[Loli|They are young and will not expect us]].

One day we can return to the [http://www.habbo.com English hotel].

AIDS

2011-11-05T14:56:12Z

BrandyCarlton:

[[Image:LOLAIDS.jpg|thumb|right|This is what happens when you go into the pool]]AIDS is an incurable viral infection that is spread through the exchange of bodily fluids. There are many rumors that [[AIDS]] can not be transmitted through video games and that it is impossible to get AIDS from a virtual swim. These myths are propagated by [[Sulake]] and the [[Habbo MODs|mods]] of [[Habbo Hotel]]. In fact, 95% of all AIDS infections can be traced to the swimming [[Pool|pools]] and other various facilities of Habbo. Unfortunately, many [[Habbofags]] believe these rumors to be true, and despite the valiant effort of [[Nigra|nigras]] everywhere, continue to get into the infected pools of Habbo.

== Origins ==
The pools in habbo hotel are filled with AIDS, which gave birth to the mutated [http://bit.ly/v2kR7m ibs]/span>, but where did they all come from? Many brave nigras have fought boldly to unveil the truth about where the AIDS come from and now the secret is finally out... [[MOD-Cleo]], the nigras number one enemy, uses her penis to make sure none can survive. To help the spead of AIDS, Cleo has given them to other AIDS infested creations, such as [[Janis]], to spread the AIDS. Now it is known that everything from habbo comes from Cleo's penis therefore the whole of habbo is contaminated.

== AIDS? In my pool? ==

If you suspect that someone might have been placing the deadly AIDS virus into a pool, the first thing you should do is contact your local nigra squad immediately. Nigras will arrive on the scene to create a /b/lockade to prevent the disease from spreading. Anyone who was in the pool during the time of infection will have already caught the virus and should become an hero immediately. AIDS can cause you to look like a (if you are exposed to the pool for too long) manwoamen, for proof see [[MOD-Omega]]

[[Image:AIDS.jpg]]