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User:Kfchunter

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Kfchunter:

R.I.P 47chan 2009–2013

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User:Kfchunter

2012-12-31T06:50:12Z

Kfchunter:

find us at 47chan.net/habbo/

Help organize raids and feel free to plan your own raids and we will help make them work

My main name on habbo will usually be Acekfchunter or kfchunter, add me if you like

Second Life

2012-11-01T19:46:11Z

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Second Life is a huge virtual pile of shit laid by a company named Linden Labs where a bunch of losers decided to construct e-houses. Linden Labs then had the balls to charge people for their little slices of shit, which somehow went OK with the "residents". Furries quickly moved in to try to yiff the flies, and more furries moved in to yiff the furries who were already there. AIDS had come to Second Life.

== Fellow Nigras In SL ==

It's better to know your fellow nigra in Second Life because together we can maximise lulz, harrass furfags and bring chaos to another area of the interwebs with afro'd abandon.

=== Muffins Gant ===

A collosal bearded nigra who looks like a cross between Uncle Remus and God. His buttocks are ebony towers of scalding hatred, his shins layered with the skin of a million dead furries, his very presence can crash a sim in a matter of seconds and he's a cheeky bastard. Preferred haunts are sex related sims where Mr Gant can be found raping those foolish enough to be turned on by watching pixels have sex. Muffins Gant is also a film director and operates 'Gant Pickle Industries' from his basement mansion.

== Raid Targets ==
These are some of the fags you want to annoy. List is outdated:

=== SRS BSNS ===

* [[Lorrey]] - Run by a failing businessman named IntLibber Brautigan (aka IntBlubber), who thinks that crashing sims is illegal and that nigras should be sent to the partyv&. Has more recently been suspected of actually supporting griefers and selling them landz. When his account isn't being pwned by LL.
* [[Ravenglass]] - Operated by a crazy catlady who was a former UN ambassador but now sells e-land and writes [http://secondthoughts.typepad.com/second_thoughts/2007/09/sanitized-corpo.html long] [http://secondthoughts.typepad.com/second_thoughts/2007/09/busybody-agains.html boring] [http://secondthoughts.typepad.com/second_thoughts/2007/08/the-first-thing.html posts] about all the bad mean people in her e-life.

=== Furries ===

* [[FurNation]] - A fuckload of sims infested and dedicated to furries.
* [[Growl 1]] - Situated in the middle of a bunch of other furfaggot sims
* [[NorthStar]] - Worst of the furfaggot sims

== Moar ==

* http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Second_Life - Moar on SL
* http://wiki.patrioticnigras.org/wiki/Main_Page - Open Sourced PN Scripts Wiki
* http://www.youtube.com/MuffinsGant - The visuals of Muffins Gant
[[Category:Second Life]]

Fried Chickens and Watermelon

2012-11-01T19:45:18Z

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Fried chicken and watermelon are a [[nigra]]'s favorite foods and were bestowed upon all nigras by the omnipotent [[Afroduck]]. They give a nigra immense strength and powa, and protect him from ever contracting [[AIDS]]. [[Image:Fried chicken.jpg|right|frame|A true [[nigra]] enjoys his fried chicken!]]

[[Image:Watermelon2.jpg|150px|thumb|left|frame|Yeah brotha, gemme a slice o' that watamelon 'afore the rest o' thu nigras take it all!]]
Each of these foods provides important nutrients to help a [[nigra]] in his fight agaist [[Habbofags]] and [[AIDS]]. Fried chicken fortifies the nigra and gives him the energy to fight. The watermellon gives him a boost of energy and hydrates him. And, when combined, the watermelon and fried chicken form a powerful antidote to the [[AIDS]] virus, so powerful that even if a long-time [[habbofag]] finally becomes a [[nigra]], it will cure his [[AIDS]] for good.

[[Image:Fried chicken3.jpg|150px|thumb|left|frame|Food of the gods.]]

=External Links=
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2RbRKEUznE&feature=related A song by Cab Calloway, a true nigra himself, about how glorious it is to eat chicken]
*[http://www.kfc.com/ Kentucky Fried Chicken website]
*[http://www.watermelon.org/ Offishul watermellon website]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkxvxV-S4wM MC Hammer looooooves his chickinz!]

AIDS

2012-11-01T19:44:51Z

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[[Image:LOLAIDS.jpg|thumb|right|This is what happens when you go into the pool]]AIDS is an incurable viral infection that is spread through the exchange of bodily fluids. There are many rumors that [[AIDS]] can not be transmitted through video games and that it is impossible to get AIDS from a virtual swim. These myths are propagated by [[Sulake]] and the [[Habbo MODs|mods]] of [[Habbo Hotel]]. In fact, 95% of all AIDS infections can be traced to the swimming [[Pool|pools]] and other various facilities of Habbo. Unfortunately, many [[Habbofags]] believe these rumors to be true, and despite the valiant effort of [[Nigra|nigras]] everywhere, continue to get into the infected pools of Habbo.

== Origins ==
The pools in habbo hotel are filled with AIDS, which gave birth to the mutated [[StingrAIDS]], but where did they all come from? Many brave nigras have fought boldly to unveil the truth about where the AIDS come from and now the secret is finally out... [[MOD-Cleo]], the nigras number one enemy, uses her penis to make sure none can survive. To help the spead of AIDS, Cleo has given them to other AIDS infested creations, such as [[Janis]], to spread the AIDS. Now it is known that everything from habbo comes from Cleo's penis therefore the whole of habbo is contaminated.

== AIDS? In my pool? ==

If you suspect that someone might have been placing the deadly AIDS virus into a pool, the first thing you should do is contact your local nigra squad immediately. Nigras will arrive on the scene to create a /b/lockade to prevent the disease from spreading. Anyone who was in the pool during the time of infection will have already caught the virus and should become an hero immediately. AIDS can cause you to look like a (if you are exposed to the pool for too long) manwoamen, for proof see [[MOD-Omega]]

[[Image:AIDS.jpg]]

How to raid

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If you read this, then you are probably newfag/failfag who can't block pools succesfully and make nice [[SwastiGET]].

==Who am I?==
[[Image:How to be a nigra.PNG|right|thumb|If you chose other suit - you fail]]
You are '''[[Nigra]]''', and you '''must''' act like nigra.
*You must dress like real nigra
*You must obey [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.ch/Rules_Of_The_Internet rules of the internaet]
*If you can, '''BLOCK'''
*ALways when you raid use [[Habbo raid tools|raid tools]] to cause more lag&win
*LURK MOAR
*Remember, /b/rothers are your friends. Fight together and make raid epic
*If you see that your /b/rothers try to make [[SwastiGET|swasti]] or [[CommuGET]] don't stand like dick, HELP THEM.
*If you want to make huge raid, post topic with date, time, and hotel, at least 2 weeks b4 raid.
*FUCK HABBO CENSORSHIP, don't say DICK, it alerts modfags. To save your, and your /b/rothers' asses, say DlCK (D*lowercase L*CK)
*Entering pool will make you full of [[AIDS]] habbofag instantly, unless you know how to [[Habbo raid tools|walk on water]]
*'''If there is going to be huge raid like 7/12 or [[2007 9-11 Raid|9/11]], you <big>must</big> wait until specified hour, otherwise you will be called newfag. This is because when multiple accounts log on at the same time, Habbo's servers are slowed and more bandwidth is used.'''
*Be organized, [http://poolsclosed.us Poolsclosed.us] is your hq. Making solid wall at [[Janis]]'s lemonAIDS, then block pool ladder, then access to high dive, '''then''' making good looking swastiget is moar win than niggers running around whole room, and hardly trying to block pool doors.

==How many /b/rothers need to block room?==
For example rooftop rumble, if there are 3 nigras blocking whole room there is no use of trying to enter. Just go help /b/rothers in pool, theatre or something.
<gallery>
Image:Habbosphere pool deck plan.png|you may want to make wall between dressing room and pool
Image:Rooftop rumble plan.png|only 1 nigger to close the pool, and 2 to close the entire room
Image:Theaterdome plan.png|only 4 niggers to close aids-filled microphone
Image:Vertigo dance floor plan.png|again, only 4 brothers to close it
Image:Welcome lounge plan.png|3 nigras and welcome lounge is closed for every habbofag
Image:Sun terrace plan.png|block '''1''' at first, 5 nigras needed
Image:Rooftop rumble plan.png|the easiest pool to close, one nigra to block ladder, 2 nigras to block doors
Image:Palazzo pizza plan.png|Need 6 niggers, raid only if pool's closed for good
Image:Hotel kitchen plan.png|almost nobody enter this place
Image:Soccer stadium plan.png|Lol, sports
Image:Sports Lounge US.png|Only ONE needed to block. Easiest room in hotel to block
Image:The joint plan.png|Habbofags shouldn't be doing AIDS-drugs
Image:Rooftop Sky Lounge Plan.png|top of the hotel

</gallery>

==Raid tools==
''Main article: [[Habbo raid tools]].''

==What to spam?==
'''DO NOT SPAM ''Raid by 4chan.org'' ''/b/ WINS'' ''poolsclosed.us'' AND SHIT LIKE THIS YOU DAMN NEWFAG'''

Seriously, that just attracts MOAR AIDS, HABBO/NEWFAGS.

Make sure your copypasta don't have any [[Bobba|filtered words]]. On small raid you don't wanna mods, do you?
Put something from [[Stuff to shout]] to F* keys and for multiline flood you may put some song lyrics, ["http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Copypasta"] or simply anything from intaernet.

==Pixels==
There is this new faggy thing called ''pixels'' now on Habbo. Get some easy badges like change your motto and change your clothes and get pixels. With those pixels you can make your self invisible (If you're in the darkest clothes items). It's great for minor raids.

==Getting habbofags b&==
On small raids make your name offensive, for example
*SHlTDlCKPENlS
SHlTDlCKPENlS
Habbofaggotry will say your name, alerting mods and getting B& 
'''FOR THE LULZ!'''

A second way is to wait for a habbofag to call you an offensive name, such as nigger. Immediately when the habbofags calls you a name, report it to a MOD on duty (if none are on duty, you're out of luck). Say something like: ''I was just minding my own business when a Habbo went up to me and called me the derogatory term, a nigger. Please help.'' Works like magic, unless the MOD on duty is too lazy to care, which does happen a lot. If this is the case, threaten to sue or ''alert the Management'' about the MODs poor ability to handle the situation. It will usually get the habbofag b&.

Also, another way to get a habbofag banned is if you report them for using Raid Tools. It is usually the keylogging, trojaning software called iHabbix that the habbofags use, but it might also be one of LOLToast's Raid Tools (sometimes habbofags do somehow find this tool). Either way, if they start to spam with the tool, report it to the MODs and do the same things mentioned above.

==[[SwastiGET]]s and [[CommuGET]]s==
[[Image:How-to-make-swastiget.gif|center|framed|Well done SwastGET]]
[[Image:Swastiget with 17.png|thumb|left|250px|17 Nigras maek sum win.]]
[[Image:Commuget_with_18.png|thumb|right|250px|18 Nigras can defeat the evils of Habbo Hotel's capitalist pigs.]]

[[Category:Strategy and Technique]]

Habbo Hotel

2012-11-01T19:41:58Z

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'''Habbo Hotel''' is a deceptive pit of [[AIDS]] and hate crimes. It is the supreme manifestation of fail on our internets. AIDS, FAIL and racism are the prevalent elements of this "game". As a [[Nigra|nigra]] it is your duty to close the pool and stop the spread of AIDS and lag up the place as much as possible thus pissing off the [[MODs]] and [[habbofag|habbofags]] alike.

Made by [[Sulake]], it is the battlefield where Nigras, MODs, [[Habbo X]]s and Habbofags collide.

==Drop-off points, go forth bravely==
{|
|
*[http://habbo.com/ English Habbo]
*[http://habbo.de/ Nazi Germany Habbo]
*[http://habbo.fr/ French Habbo]
*[http://habbo.it/ Italy Habbo]
*[http://habbo.es/ Spain Habbo]
*[http://habbo.ch/ Switzerland Habbo]
*[http://habbo.se/ Sweden Habbo]
|
*[http://habbo.no/ Norway Habbo]
*[http://habbo.nl/ Netherlands Habbo]
*[http://habbo.com.br/ Brazil Habbo]
*[http://habbo.dk/ Denmark Habbo]
*[http://habbo.fi/ Finland Habbo]
*[http://habbo.fr/ France Habbo]
|}

== Hotel IPs ==
*Habbo English: 69.90.139.109
*Habbo Germany: 62.50.35.232
*Habbo France: 62.50.35.202
*Habbo Italy: 62.50.35.242
*Habbo Sweden: 62.50.35.237
*Habbo Spain: 66.132.225.8
*Habbo Switzerland: 62.50.35.227
*Habbo Norway: 62.50.35.192
*Habbo Netherlands: 62.50.35.174
*Habbo Brazil: 66.132.225.15
*Habbo Denmark: 62.50.35.247
*Habbo Finland: 62.50.35.156

==Notes ==

*With an average of 20,000 (HOLY SHIT) habboes online at once, Habbo Mexico is the most populated and most AIDS-infested hotel.
*Habbo US is usually the second most populated, but has the most nigras. Habbo UK has quite a few soldiers too.
*If you want to arrange a raid on a certain country, post at [[47chan]].
*Some are not important enough to stand alone and may be merged with others, such as the New Zealand one pointing to the Australian one.
*With an average of 100 habboes online at once, Habbo Russia is one of the most least-populated hotels.
*Sulake is planning spread its AIDS by making new hotels in places like Poland and many other <s>innocent</s> countries.
*The Chinese Habbo was closed due to Communism AIDS getting out of control and backfiring on the Sulake Company.
*[[Habbo Japan|Japan]] <strike>is</strike> was fun to raid. They're too polite to complain about you, or sometimes even to ban you, that is if you can even understand them. Crazy shit [[Desu|desu]] ^_______^ Habbo Japan is now combined with the failure of Habbo U.S.
*Mods muted the hotel because of pedos from June 13-18, 2012. After that, you were allowed to speak, but only a limited number of words were allowed to be said, and you would have to take a quiz before being able to speak.

== Also See: ==
[[MODs]] 
[[Habbo Guides]] 
[[Nigra]] 

[[Category:Habbo Hotel]]

Afroduck

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[[Image:116720722812449300.jpg|frame|right|HEIL AFRODUCK MEIN FÜHRER]]
Afroduck is the God of all nigras. He watches over good nigras and protects them from [[AIDS]] and defends them the foul strikes of the b& hammer. Afroduck rewards the good nigras with [[fried chicken and watermelon|watermelonz and fried chikunz]] and sends the fake wanna/b/s into the AIDS pool. He gave to us our most powerful weapons: The Armani Suit and the Afro. With these combined and the blessing of this Deity nigras have the power to cleanse AIDS. In order to summon Afroduck a nigra must sacrifice his fro and stand behind the duck statue. Often the MODs, being the retards that they are, will b& you for blocking when you are forming Afroduck - MOAR RACISM!

Wherever Afroduck is, he is watching over you. Afroduck is in the main pool, but is also in the [[Info Bus Park]], but you can't get to the one in the Info Bus Park, just admire its glory.

=== False Idols ===
Beware of false Afroducks which have been spotted from time to time. Or Blood-duck from the retarded [[Captain-Poison]]
[[Image:YTMNDuck.png|framed|left|Nobody wants YTMNDuck]]

=== How to maek ===
Many nigras have tried to make afroduck, but have failed epicly. To make one the correct way, make sure that you first start at the corner wall tile above Afroduck. Then, click the bottom-middle part of the actual duck (not including the stand) and

Also, '''don't dance''' when you are being afroduck. A shaking afro is a fail afro when Afroduck is involved. In any other case, always dance.

[[Image:Afroduck_1.png|frame|right|The right way.]]

Nigra

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[[Image:Nigrasign.jpg|thumb||116px|A typical Nigra.]]

=What Is A Nigra?=
A '''nigra''' is a stalwart bronze-skinned man who will NOT be kept down in his quest against [[racism]], ignorance and the deadliest enemy of all... [[AIDS]]. He wears a suit and has a fro, they give him the power to do what is right without pause and he gives them look awesome. A nigra's favorite foods are [[fried chicken and watermelon]].

==How to make a nigra==
[[Image:Nigraatire.JPG|thumb||right|316px|A fine looking specimen.]]
The picture to the right shows how you should make your nigra. You will be banned often in your quest so learn to create your warrior fast so that you can get back into the fight quickly. Sometimes the character creation screen changes as Habbo developers change shit, but the idea remains the same. 
For moar win (for example with Axed 7), you can use macros (good one is Macro ToolsWorks 6) to make nigra creating almost 100% automatical.

'''Updates:'''
[[Habbo]] has gone through many updates and one thing they have updated is clothing. You have many more options to chose from but there have been some changes that you should know about. You can no longer have all black clothing or hair unless you are an [[HC]] member, and this is due to their blatant racism. Try your best to stick to the original attire and feel free to add some sunglasses to add to the lulz. Please take some time and become familiar with the updates and use the picture to the right for reference.

However, if you get the free coins that he hotel sends out on times like Easter & Summer Break, you can combine those coins to get yourself enough credits to buy HC, and therfore be able to have the original uniform & be able to raid the HC Rooftop Rumble. [[HCfags]] go crazy if a nigra gets into their special domain.

[[Image:Nigra apperance guide2.jpg|left|frame|Three Nigras. The one on the far left is the classic form to be used often. Middle is the [[AIDS]]-proofed nigra, with a mask and goggles to protect him from the AIDS. Far right is the [[Rasta Man]], the Nigra's lesser-known Jamacan ally.]]

Fake Nigras

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'''Fake Nigras''' (also known as '''wanna/b/s''') are [[Habbofags]] who dress as [[Nigras]] in order to get past the /b/lockade. They might also dress up like Nigras because they are trying to impress their habbofag friends for reasons unknown, or simply because they want attention. They usually make a mistake, like being white, or not having a puffy afro.

It is easy to tell who a fake Nigra is if he/she/it calls you an "Afro" or [[Afro Blockers|Afro Blocker]]. Anyone who calls you this should recieve a prompt STFU GTFO.

Nigra HQs

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A collection of interlinked rooms on [[Habbo Hotel]] constructed in the early days of raiding. Primarily used for planning, discussion and practice and as regroup and clone-loading areas during raids. Most contain at least a few pieces of furni either scammed or donated from habbofags, or stolen from phished accounts. During the time HQs were in use, the network grew to a rather large size. By the time November 5th, [[2007 11-5 Raid|2006 /B/andetta raid]] arrived however, the Pool's Closed website was stable and growing and the HQs on Habbo were soon abandoned as unnecessary distractions. You can still find some of theyse HQs if you search for "nigra" on the search tool in the guest rooms.

The network remains intact to this day. All the rooms can be accessed through teleporters, though it can be a complex trip. Due to the original accounts being abandoned or perm-b&, or the rooms are just forgotten, it will probably exist indefinitely for historical purposes and as a decoy for habbofags. Creating new HQs is now major fail and is a sign of either being a habbofag spy or the misguided leader of an afro group. Current fake nigra groups made of fail include The Black Panthers and The Revolution. These should be avoided at all cost due to their habbofaggotry.

Today they obviously play much less of a role, if none at all, because of IRC, image-boards (previously forums), and [[Steam Group|other services]] that us [[nigra]]s run. Nigra HQs are used today (if at all) just to see the numbers of raiders (if it's a small raid) before actually moving on, or to plan an "attack" if you are low on numbers and you need to.

[[Category:The Early Days]]

Fried Chickens and Watermelon

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Habbo Hotel

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Habbo Hotel

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'''Habbo Hotel''' is a deceptive pit of [AIDS] and hate crimes. It is the supreme manifestation of fail on our internets. AIDS, FAIL and racism are the prevalent elements of this "game". As a [Nigra|nigra] it [[http://www.magicmeshreview.net] is your duty to close the pool and stop the spread of AIDS and lag up the place as much as possible thus pissing off the [MODs] and [habbofag|habbofags] alike.

Made by [Sulake], it is the battlefield where Nigras, MODs, [Habbo X]s and Habbofags collide.

==Drop-off points, go forth bravely==

== Hotel IPs ==
*Habbo English: 69.90.139.109
*Habbo Germany: 62.50.35.232
*Habbo France: 62.50.35.202
*Habbo Italy: 62.50.35.242
*Habbo Sweden: 62.50.35.237
*Habbo Spain: 66.132.225.8
*Habbo Switzerland: 62.50.35.227
*Habbo Norway: 62.50.35.192
*Habbo Netherlands: 62.50.35.174
*Habbo Brazil: 66.132.225.15
*Habbo Denmark: 62.50.35.247
*Habbo Finland: 62.50.35.156

==Notes ==

*With an average of 20,000 (HOLY SHIT) habboes online at once, Habbo Mexico is the most populated and most AIDS-infested hotel.
*Habbo US is usually the second most populated, but has the most nigras. Habbo UK has quite a few soldiers too.
*If you want to arrange a raid on a certain country, post at [47chan].
*Some are not important enough to stand alone and may be merged with others, such as the New Zealand one pointing to the Australian one.
*With an average of 100 habboes online at once, Habbo Russia is one of the most least-populated hotels.
*Sulake is planning spread its AIDS by making new hotels in places like Poland and many other <s>innocent</s> countries.
*The Chinese Habbo was closed due to Communism AIDS getting out of control and backfiring on the Sulake Company.
*[Habbo Japan|Japan] <strike>is</strike> was fun to raid. They're too polite to complain about you, or sometimes even to ban you, that is if you can even understand them. Crazy shit [Desu|desu] ^_______^ Habbo Japan is now combined with the failure of Habbo U.S.
*Mods muted the hotel because of pedos from June 13-18, 2012. After that, you were allowed to speak, but only a limited number of words were allowed to be said, and you would have to take a quiz before being able to speak.

== Also See: ==
[MODs] 
[Habbo Guides] 
[Nigra] 

[Category:Habbo Hotel]

Fried Chickens and Watermelon

2012-10-02T20:14:00Z

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User:Kfchunter

2012-09-26T18:45:27Z

Kfchunter:

find us at 47chan.net/habbo/

Help organize raids and feel free to plan your own raids and we will help make them work

User:Kfchunter

2012-09-26T18:45:10Z

Kfchunter:

find us at 47chan.net/habbo/

Help organize raids and feel free to plan your own raids and we will help

User:Kfchunter

2012-09-23T18:15:14Z

Kfchunter:

find us at 47chan.net/habbo/

Fried Chickens and Watermelon

2012-08-23T18:59:51Z

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Fried Chickens and Watermelon

2012-07-04T21:07:38Z

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7-12-2012

2012-06-16T18:20:57Z

Kfchunter:

__NOTOC__
[[File:Propaganda12.png|right|300px]]
===The Great Raid of Habbo 2012:===

===When: [http://www.timeanddate.com/counters/customcounter.html?month=07&day=12&year=2012&hour=16&min=00&sec=00&p0=43 July 12th, 2012 @ 4:00 PM EST]===

===Where: [http://www.habbo.com English Habbo]===

===Video: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAR8QRWoeoQ&feature=plcp Propaganda]===
new PROPAGANDA video

 
[http://nayuki.47chan.net/habbo/res/3181.html 47chan thread]

7/12/12. Let this be a successful raid. Swedish pedophile Kimmo Alm once said, "'''START SPREADING THE FUCKING WORD'''", so spread the fucking word. Also someone put the propaganda picture on the front page. That would be much appreciated

The December 1st raid has been canceled.

[[File:Will_you_join_the_red_army.jpg|center]]

7-12-2012

2012-06-08T21:03:44Z

Kfchunter:

__NOTOC__
[[File:Propaganda12.png|right|300px]]
===The Great Raid of Habbo 2012:===

===When: [http://www.timeanddate.com/counters/customcounter.html?month=07&day=12&year=2012&hour=16&min=00&sec=00&p0=43 July 12th, 2012 @ 4:00 PM EST]===

===Where: [http://www.habbo.com English Habbo]===

===Video: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAR8QRWoeoQ&feature=plcp Propaganda]===
new PROPAGANDA video

 
[http://nayuki.47chan.net/habbo/res/3181.html 47chan thread]

7/12/12. Let this be a successful raid. Swedish pedophile Kimmo Alm once said, "'''START SPREADING THE FUCKING WORD'''", so spread the fucking word.

The December 1st raid has been canceled.

[[File:Will_you_join_the_red_army.jpg|center]]

7-12-2012

2012-06-08T21:03:07Z

Kfchunter:

__NOTOC__
[[File:Propaganda12.png|right|300px]]
===The Great Raid of Habbo 2012:===

===When: [http://www.timeanddate.com/counters/customcounter.html?month=07&day=12&year=2012&hour=16&min=00&sec=00&p0=43 July 12th, 2012 @ 4:00 PM EST]===

===Where: [http://www.habbo.com English Habbo]===

===Video: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAR8QRWoeoQ&feature=plcp Propaganda]===

 
[http://nayuki.47chan.net/habbo/res/3181.html 47chan thread]

7/12/12. Let this be a successful raid. Swedish pedophile Kimmo Alm once said, "'''START SPREADING THE FUCKING WORD'''", so spread the fucking word.

The December 1st raid has been canceled.

[[File:Will_you_join_the_red_army.jpg|center]]

7-12-2012

2012-06-08T21:02:48Z

Kfchunter:

__NOTOC__
[[File:Propaganda12.png|right|300px]]
===The Great Raid of Habbo 2012:===

===When: [http://www.timeanddate.com/counters/customcounter.html?month=07&day=12&year=2012&hour=16&min=00&sec=00&p0=43 July 12th, 2012 @ 4:00 PM EST]===

===Where: [http://www.habbo.com English Habbo]===

===Video: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAR8QRWoeoQ&feature=plcp Propaganda]=== '''We have a new propaganda video now'''

 
[http://nayuki.47chan.net/habbo/res/3181.html 47chan thread]

7/12/12. Let this be a successful raid. Swedish pedophile Kimmo Alm once said, "'''START SPREADING THE FUCKING WORD'''", so spread the fucking word.

The December 1st raid has been canceled.

[[File:Will_you_join_the_red_army.jpg|center]]

7-12-2012

2012-06-08T21:01:52Z

Kfchunter:

__NOTOC__
[[File:Propaganda12.png|right|300px]]
===The Great Raid of Habbo 2012:===

===When: [http://www.timeanddate.com/counters/customcounter.html?month=07&day=12&year=2012&hour=16&min=00&sec=00&p0=43 July 12th, 2012 @ 4:00 PM EST]===

===Where: [http://www.habbo.com English Habbo]===

===Video: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAR8QRWoeoQ&feature=plcp Propaganda]===

 
[http://nayuki.47chan.net/habbo/res/3181.html 47chan thread]

7/12/12. Let this be a successful raid. Swedish pedophile Kimmo Alm once said, "'''START SPREADING THE FUCKING WORD'''", so spread the fucking word.

The December 1st raid has been canceled.

[[File:Will_you_join_the_red_army.jpg|center]]

Fried Chickens and Watermelon

2012-06-08T00:35:29Z

Kfchunter: Undo revision 5814 by RosalieWeber (Talk)

7-12-2012

2012-03-03T21:19:37Z

Kfchunter:

__NOTOC__
[[File:Propaganda12.png|right|300px]]
===The Great Raid of Habbo 2012:===

===When: [http://www.timeanddate.com/counters/customcounter.html?month=07&day=12&year=2012&hour=16&min=00&sec=00&p0=43 July 12th, 2012 @ 4:00 PM EST]===

===Where: [http://www.habbo.com English Habbo]===

===Video: <s>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4JtINMsiGg&hd=1 Propaganda]</s>=== (user deleted his youtube account)

 
[http://nayuki.47chan.net/habbo/res/3181.html 47chan thread]

7/12/12. Let this be a successful raid. Swedish pedophile Kimmo Alm once said, "'''START SPREADING THE FUCKING WORD'''", so spread the fucking word.

The December 1st raid has been canceled.

[[File:Will_you_join_the_red_army.jpg|center]]

7-12-2012

2012-03-03T21:18:40Z

Kfchunter:

__NOTOC__
[[File:Propaganda12.png|right|300px]]
===The Great Raid of Habbo 2012:===

===When: [http://www.timeanddate.com/counters/customcounter.html?month=07&day=12&year=2012&hour=16&min=00&sec=00&p0=43 July 12th, 2012 @ 4:00 PM EST]===

===Where: [http://www.habbo.com English Habbo]===

===Video: <s>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4JtINMsiGg&hd=1 Propaganda]</s>===

 
[http://nayuki.47chan.net/habbo/res/3181.html 47chan thread]

7/12/12. Let this be a successful raid. Swedish pedophile Kimmo Alm once said, "'''START SPREADING THE FUCKING WORD'''", so spread the fucking word.

The December 1st raid has been canceled.

[[File:Will_you_join_the_red_army.jpg|center]]

7-12-2012

2012-03-03T21:18:19Z

Kfchunter:

__NOTOC__
[[File:Propaganda12.png|right|300px]]
===The Great Raid of Habbo 2012:===

===When: [http://www.timeanddate.com/counters/customcounter.html?month=07&day=12&year=2012&hour=16&min=00&sec=00&p0=43 July 12th, 2012 @ 4:00 PM EST]===

===Where: [http://www.habbo.com English Habbo]===

===Video: <s>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4JtINMsiGg&hd=1 Propaganda]</s>=== (user deleted his youTube account)

 
[http://nayuki.47chan.net/habbo/res/3181.html 47chan thread]

7/12/12. Let this be a successful raid. Swedish pedophile Kimmo Alm once said, "'''START SPREADING THE FUCKING WORD'''", so spread the fucking word.

The December 1st raid has been canceled.

[[File:Will_you_join_the_red_army.jpg|center]]

7-12-2012

2012-03-03T21:17:45Z

Kfchunter:

__NOTOC__
[[File:Propaganda12.png|right|300px]]
===The Great Raid of Habbo 2012:===

===When: [http://www.timeanddate.com/counters/customcounter.html?month=07&day=12&year=2012&hour=16&min=00&sec=00&p0=43 July 12th, 2012 @ 4:00 PM EST]===

===Where: [http://www.habbo.com English Habbo]===

===Video: <s>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4JtINMsiGg&hd=1 Propaganda]</s>===

 
[http://nayuki.47chan.net/habbo/res/3181.html 47chan thread]

7/12/12. Let this be a successful raid. Swedish pedophile Kimmo Alm once said, "'''START SPREADING THE FUCKING WORD'''", so spread the fucking word.

The December 1st raid has been canceled.

[[File:Will_you_join_the_red_army.jpg|center]]

User:Kfchunter

2012-03-01T20:26:12Z

Kfchunter:

......................

Fried Chickens and Watermelon

2012-02-23T21:44:07Z

Kfchunter: Undo revision 5807 by LenaTorres (Talk)

User:Kfchunter

2012-01-21T06:52:15Z

Kfchunter:

i hate you

Fried Chickens and Watermelon

2012-01-10T18:30:06Z

Kfchunter: Undo revision 5801 by TerryPena (Talk)

Fried Chickens and Watermelon

2012-01-10T18:29:34Z

Kfchunter: Undo revision 5802 by DollySharp (Talk)

Fried chicken and watermelon are a [[nigra]]'s favorite foods and were bestowed upon all nigras by the omnipotent [[Afroduck]]. They give a nigra immense strength and powa, and protect him from ever contracting [[AIDS]]. [[Image:Fried chicken.jpg|right|frame|A true [[nigra]] enjoys his fried chicken!]]

[[Image:Watermelon2.jpg|150px|thumb|left|frame|Yeah brotha, gemme a slice o' that watamelon 'afore the rest o' thu nigras take it all!]]
Each of these foods provides important nutrients to help a [[nigra]] in his fight agaist [[Habbofags]] and [[AIDS]]. Fried chicken fortifies the nigra and gives him the energy to fight. The watermellon gives him a boost of energy and hydrates him. The process of [http://www.marvelousessays.com essay writing] will be much easier with MarvelousEssays.Com as there are a lot of highly professional and talented writers who are always eager to help you out with any sort of academic assignments regardless of the complexity levels. I do know what I�m talking about! And, when combined, the watermelon and fried chicken form a powerful antidote to the [[AIDS]] virus, so powerful that even if a long-time [[habbofag]] finally becomes a [[nigra]], it will cure his [[AIDS]] for good.

[[Image:Fried chicken3.jpg|150px|thumb|left|frame|Food of the gods.]]

=External Links=
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2RbRKEUznE&feature=related A song by Cab Calloway, a true nigra himself, about how glorious it is to eat chicken]
*[http://www.kfc.com/ Kentucky Fried Chicken website]
*[http://www.watermelon.org/ Offishul watermellon website]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkxvxV-S4wM MC Hammer looooooves his chickinz!]

Pokemon Story

2011-11-08T01:41:43Z

Kfchunter: Undo revision 5799 by JHowse (Talk)

<pre>
Rain spattered across the sand, causing a deafening roar, like that of a hundred semis crashing into
each other in apocalyptic glory.
The crack of thunder split the insanity, and wind swept it up into a cacophony of natural horror.
All the while David sat glumly, shielding himself from the gale beneath a rather large tree.
He was soaked to the bone and miserable.
Lost in Kanto, with no map, no pokedex, no food, and no company other than his beloved pokemon.
He was sure he'd die of hypothermia or worse.
David sighed, clinging tightly to his umbrella which proved of little
worth except for some sort of moral booster.
His soaked blond hair clung tightly to his body.
With an absent hand he fondled the pokeballs on his lap.
He clicked the switch on the front, releasing Gardevoir, to stand beside him.

"Garde..?" she whispered to him soothingly.
"No, I'm fine Gardevoir. I just wanted some to be with," he replied, barely audible to the young
pokemon above the ripping winds.
A shallow tear formed on the rim of his red eyes but was blotted out the rest of the water that coagulated on everything within sight.

She patted his shoulder. She was so cute, even for a pokemon.
Her thin hips swayed, her plant-like hair messed by the storm.
No, no, what are you doing, he thought. She's an animal.

But yet she was so much like a human, only smaller, and covered in fauna.
Plus there was no one around for miles, and no amount of masturbating could satiate the
lust he felt out in the wilderness...
...if only he could feel the flesh of a woman against his.

He put a loving arm around his Gardevoir, pulling her close and whispered; "Gardevoir, you know that I'm your trainer,
right? Your master?"

"Gard," she nodded in agreement. He nodded in return.
"And would you do anything for me?"
"Garde," she nodded again.
He moved another hand to her, sliding it over her wasp waist and looking carefully into her eyes.
She seemed to begin to understand, a look of fear welled in her eyes.
David could feel a lump in his pants swell as he began to force her upon the soaked ground.
The sky rumbled with thunder all around them, the tree above them creaked threateningly.

The best thing about a pokemon is that they'll never be able to tell anyone about it.

In a flash his pants were off and he was atop her.
She squealed and struggled, afraid to fight back because he was, indeed, her trainer.
Her mind had a block in it, via years of training, years of believing he'd never harm her,
that he was her best friend.

He ran a hand over her leafy posterior.
A probing finger slipped in between, finding a hole. He knew little of the Gardevoir anatomy,
but knew that any hole would work.
He plunged his rock hard PENlS deep inside of her butt.
It was white hot. A wave of pleasure washed over him before the first stroke.
Gardevoir screamed in pain, her precious anus being pulled to four times its natural size.
With each thrust she screamed louder, but David couldn't hear it.
The crevasse formed tightly over his shaft, gripping harder than his fist ever could.
Before long he finally came, filling her sphincter with his seed.
White mixed with black blood as he pulled out. Blood and SHlT dribbled out.

The sight of Gardevoir laying there, whimping, smeared with mud, blood, C(_)/\/\,
and her own feces unlocked something deep within David's soul.
His heart soared at the sight. It felt so good!
It was like he finally discovered his place in the world.
While his spirit had become free, however, his mind quivered under
the weight of his actions,
struggling to block these memories from existence, enabling his attack.

His mouth lowered in primal instinct, extending his pink tongue.
He lapped up her blood and shit, using pruned fingers to smother himself.
It was beautiful.
The bitter taste of her SHlT, and the coppery taste of
her blood was like magic to him.

"Gardevvv..." she moaned, hands digging into the dirt.
She wept.
How could she do this to him?
Pain was splitting her because of him.
He said he'd never hurt her, though... maybe he wasn't?
Maybe this was fine...

He flipped her bleeding, limp body over.
His mouth met hers, lashing about inside of her toothed maw.
He kissed hard and deep as he carefully fit his SHlTTY DlCK into her pokevag00.
The head slid in easily and she whimpered.
With a deft hand he massaged her clitoris.
She tried to pull back to cry out but he pushed into her harder.
She screamed into his mouth. The vibrations filled him in happiness.
He violently penetrated her and wave after wave of pleasure engulfed them both.
It was beyond the realm of human understanding.
Collapsing universes whirled about them, being born and dying in an eternal, idiot firestorm.

As he came again he thrust harder, forcing as much of himself in as he could.
His PENlS crashed into her cervix and she
let out a blood curdling scream, clawed hands digging into his flesh.

David didn't like that at all. No, she wasn't allowed to injure him.
He drove his bleaching fist into her mouth.
There was a crunch and black syrup welled up in her mouth and eyes.
She gurgled, and he smiled gleefully.
Disengaged from her mangled secret, he crawled up to her face.
Lifting her broken head he plunged his dick into her wounded mouth.

Gardevoir could take no more.
She gave himself over to him.
He was her master.
She would please him any way she could and never make another whimper in reply.
She suckled on his piece as he pulled it in and out.
Cracked lips smothered him, teasing glands and glans.
He gripped her arms, squeezing tighter.
More pain roared through her and she sucked harder.
She gagged, puking a little.
The bile stung him, so he drove another fist into her eye.

Through the pain she sucked and finally he came.
As he did, his mind cracked a little more.
He gripped her head, forcing his cock into the back of her throat.
She vomited again, squirting half-digest plant matter all over both of them and
he lashed her.
Her tiny bones splintered under his blows and he came harder at her destruction.
</pre>

[[Category:Copypasta]]

User:BrandyCarlton

2011-11-05T19:52:30Z

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spambot

NPCs

2011-11-05T19:51:45Z

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The servants placed by [[MODs]] to carry out the distribution of [[AIDS]] as well as cover-ups and anti-[[Nigra|nigra]] propaganda.

=== [[Janis]] ===
[[Image:NPC_Janis.png|framed|left|The LemonAIDS Vendor]]
'''Name:''' Janis
 '''Apparent Gender:''' Female
 '''Location:''' [[Habbosphere Pool Deck]]
 '''Stated Mission:''' Service with a smile :)
 '''Real Mission:''' Spreading AIDS through the pool and lemonAIDS.
 '''Status:''' Missing

'''Summary:''' Likely the favored NPC of MOD-Cleo, closest to an NPC arch-nemesis for nigras. Thankfully observed to be confined to her vendor booth. One of her common phrases she states if your using shout, is "don't shout, I'm delicate"
This however can be countered by saying "don't delicate, I'm shout" right after they say say their
phrase, thus producing [[lulz]].

Janis vanished in the big 2008 update and was replaced by a whore named Zoe. Whereabouts are still unknown.
{{Clear}}

=== Zoe ===
[[Image:NPC_Zoe.png|framed|left|The (new) LemonAIDS Vendor]]
'''Name:''' Zoe
 '''Apparent Gender:''' Female
 '''Location:''' [[Lido Pool Deck West|Lido Pool Deck - West]]
 '''Stated Mission:''' Service with a smile :)
 '''Real Mission:''' Spreading AIDS through the pool and lemonAIDS?
 '''Status:''' Missing

'''Summary:''' Replacement for Janis. Stole many of Janis's phrases and even her motto as well as adding a few even more pathetic ones of her own. Mission is presumed to be the same as that of Janis. Zoe is currently missing since the recent upgrades to Habbo. She has been replaced by Chloe who is diffrent but still sells lemonAIDS
{{Clear}}

=== Alvin ===
[[Image:NPC_Alvin.png|framed|left|A roll comes with it...]]
'''Name:''' Alvin
 '''Apparent Gender:''' Male
 '''Location:''' [[Rooftop Rumble]]
 '''Stated Mission:''' Don't look down...
 '''Real Mission:''' Spreading AIDS through food.
 '''Status:''' Missing/Replaced

'''Summary:''' Not one of the moar significant NPCs in the larger scheme, mostly annoying. Alvin is confined to his vendor booth at the back of the roof area. Promotes a few foods on a regular basis and says something about having to wait for a table. Alvin is known for not serving nigras, as he never has any chikinz. His alternate name is Kedo.
{{Clear}}

=== Scott ===
[[Image:NPC_Scott.png|framed|left|You have to haet him...srsly]]
'''Name:''' Scott
 '''Apparent Gender:''' Male
 '''Location:''' [[Wobble Squabble]]
 '''Stated Mission:''' Don't look down...
 '''Real Mission:''' Spreading AIDS through food.
 '''Status:''' Active

'''Summary:''' Alvin's replacement. Stole most of his phrases. Seems to be even more clueless.
{{Clear}}

=== Maya ===
[[Image:NPC_Maya.png|framed|left|Maya the Squirrel Fucker]]
'''Name:''' Maya
 '''Apparent Gender:''' Female
 '''Location:''' [[Sun Terrace]]
 '''Stated Mission:''' keeps you cool
 '''Real Mission:''' Source of teh AIDS.
 '''Status:''' Missing

'''Summary:''' The most potentially dangerous NPC. Maya could rank on par with many MODs if she were not trapped in place by the tree in Sun Terrace and frequently distracted by her "obsession" (Read, furfag) with squirrels. Maya has been identified as the "vendor" of AIDS. MODs collect the AIDS from her blue box she is always wearing and distribute them to the other NPCs and various other locations such as the pool.

Has also gone missing during the hotel upgrades.
{{Clear}}

=== Harry ===
[[Image:NPC_Harry.png|framed|left|Harry the Pitiful]]
'''Name:''' Harry
 '''Apparent Gender:''' Male
 '''Location:''' [[Welcome Lounge]]
 '''Stated Mission:''' Happy to help
 '''Real Mission:''' Unknown
 '''Status:''' Active

'''Summary:''' Harry is considered to be a neutral NPC. Research has uncovered a history of resisting the plans of the evil MODs and a refusal to spread AIDS. He was eventually subjected to a concentrated "treatment" of AIDS which resulted in brain damage. He now spends his days walking around behind the welcome desk, announcing random events from time to time. With the help of at least 3 people, Harry can be removed from his desk area, but seems to be fearful of escape and will try to return as soon as possible.

Evidence suggests there may have been good reason for his fear of leaving the desk. At some point in the recent changes Harry has vanished from the Welcome Lounge entirely.
{{Clear}}

=== Philip ===
[[Image:NPC_Phillip.png|framed|left|Phillip the Racist]]
'''Name:''' Phillip
 '''Apparent Gender:''' Male
 '''Location:''' [[Flava Cafe]]
 '''Stated Mission:''' Hey. I'm Phillip.
 '''Real Mission:''' AIDS in food, as well as racism.

'''Summary:''' Another NPC created to put AIDS into Habbo food. Runs Flava Cafe and is probably the most racist NPC of all. He has been nominated for Grand Wizard of the KKK for two years straight, but has failed due to his faggotry.
{{Clear}}

=== Bilbo & Marian ===
[[Image:NPC_Bilbo_Marian.png|framed|left|Lol emofags]]
'''Name:''' Bilbo
 '''Apparent Gender:''' Male
 '''Stated Mission:''' Serving you *sigh*
 '''Name:''' Marian
 '''Apparent Gender:''' Female
 '''Stated Mission:''' Yes?
 '''Location:''' [[Club Massiva (Lounge)]]
 '''Real Mission:''' Being depressed.

'''Summary:''' These two emo-goth-fags run the Club Massivca Lounge, the considerably moar boring half of Massiva. Bilbo is depressed to quite an extreme level while Marian is less depressed but still very much emo and claims to know Madonna. Their exact intended mission is unknown but it may have something to do with razor blades. Nobody will be surprised to learn if they both become An Hero anytime soon.
{{Clear}}

=== Ariel ===
[[Image:NPC_Ariel.png|framed|left|SRSLY, WTF?]]
'''Name:''' Ariel
 '''Apparent Gender:''' Female
 '''Location:''' [[Ice Cafe]]
 '''Stated Mission:''' Kooky but a lil nice mixed in
 '''Real Mission:''' Serving AIDS-laced drinks

'''Summary:''' Ariel is a strange grey-skinned (Read, AIDS-Zombie) NPC who runs Ice Cafe. She serves drinks with AIDS mixed in them.
{{Clear}}

=== Skye ===
[[Image:SkyeNPC.png|left|frame|Illegal immigrant]]
'''Name:''' Skye
 '''Apparent Gender:''' Female
 '''Location:''' [[Rooftop Sky Lounge]]
 '''Stated Mission:''' Excuse me, I was just crunching on an ice cube
 '''Real Mission:''' Spreading AIDS through coffee

'''Summary:''' Skye is a greasy Mexican (or somewhere around there) that serves you up her AIDS-contaminated, hometown-made coffee. She wants to start the spread of AIDS at the ''top'' of the hotel so that it will easily spread downward.

=== Gino & Carlo ===
[[Image:NPC_Gino_Carlo.png|framed|left|Pizza defilers]]
'''Name:''' Gino
 '''Apparent Gender:''' Male
 '''Stated Mission:''' The Master of Pizza
 '''Name:''' Carlo
 '''Apparent Gender:''' Male
 '''Stated Mission:''' Pizza chef
 '''Location:''' [[Palazzo Pizzeria]]
 '''Real Mission:''' Making AIDS pizzas.

'''Summary:''' Gino and Carlo are the pizza chefs of Habbo Hotel. Gino is rather egotistical and complains about the pizza being scared if you shout near him. Carlo is not of particular note other than having perpetually broken the cash register. They also have a hidden basement that leads to their secret sex chamber where unfortunate habbofags end up if they don't pay for their AIDS infected food. Another hidden fact is that what Habbos think is cheese on their pizza is actually Gino's dried jism from his daily fapping.{{Clear}}

=== Chloe ===
'''Name:''' Chloe
 '''Apparent Gender:''' Female
 '''Stated Mission:''' I keep cool by the pool.
 '''Location:''' Lido Deck I
 '''Real Mission:''' Infecting the pool with AIDS and serving lemonAIDS.
 '''Status:''' Active
'''Summary:''' Chloe is the new lemonAIDS vendor.She appears to be slightly less intelligent then her previous as she continues to say "Yes?" 3 or 4 times in a row.

[[Category:NPCs]]

BURGER KING Restaurant

2011-11-05T19:51:43Z

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[[Image:Burger_king_restaurant_directions.png|frame|right|Habbofags work out? Right...]]
__TOC__

=== Summary ===
'''BURGER KING Restaurant''' is one of the Public rooms in Habbo Canada. It is part of the devious Habbo plots to spread [[AIDS]] through the food, ensuring more widespread contamination..

=== Directions ===
BURGER KING Restaurant is located in the '''''Public Rooms''''' main menu.

=== [[NPCs]] ===
[[Philip]] is the NPC in this area.

=== Notable Features ===
N/A

=== How to Close BURGER KING ===
{{Historical_Reference_Blocking_Guide}}

On par with Habbo Gym for simplicity..
# Entrance. Two nigras and everything is closed.

[[Image:Burger_king_restaurant_plan.png|framed|center|Habbofags need to go find a RL gym...]]
[[Category:Public Rooms (Canada)]]

Pokemon Story

2011-11-05T19:51:41Z

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Pets

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'''Pets''' in Habbo Hotel include virtual cats, dogs, and alligators that you can buy. Habbofags buy these pets for reasons unknown, and then further waste their money by buying virtual toys and food for the animal to eat. Many Habbofags may do this because they are addicted to beastiality, and repeatedly sodomize their poor virtual dogs, contracting AIDS.

Pets are another way that Habbo Hotel spreads AIDS. Like rabies, the pet bites you and you now have an incurable disease. Congratulations.

[[Category:Important Hotel Info]]

sionChicken

2011-11-05T19:50:56Z

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sionChickens are a somewhat laggy and very noisy money sink for people in SL who truly have no lives. Similar to tamagotchi except you have to pay jewgolds to feed and take care of them.

These chickens spend most of their time bitching about wanting moar food. They are physical objects and not terribly hard to kill. Taking them into inventory kills them as well as returns. Their deaths tend to bring about a lot of drama and potential lulz. Also, if you kill their eggs, they turn sunnyside up lol.

=== How to kill them ===
Most owners are halfway smart and will disable rez, etc on their parcels. There are ways around it though.
* Use prims, multiple linked ones with root in another parcel if needed, and herd the chickens into a more vulnerable parcel or one with a short autoreturn time.
* Alternatively get them outside of their enclosure and leave them if the owner seems an unattentive sort. They'll starve eventually if they can't get back inside to the food.
* If you are on a private sim with void along at least one border you can push the chickens offworld.
* Shoot them.

[[Category:Second Life]]

Culinary Kitchen

2011-11-05T19:50:54Z

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[[Image:Culinary_kitchen_directions.png|frame|right|Whar's dat kitchen?]]
__TOC__

=== Summary ===
The '''Hotel Kitchen''' is a lesser known but very [[lulz]]y spot to /b/lockade. It only needs two [[nigra]]s to /b/lock, and [[Habbofags]] have a tendency to become violent when denied their [[AIDS]]-food.

=== Directions ===
Hotel Kitchen is located in the ''Public Rooms'' -> ''Entertainment''.

=== NPCs ===
Piers is the native NPC and one of the main cooks for Habbo Hotel. Obviously a prime source of the AIDS infestation.

=== Notable Features ===
Nothing much, but there is a pole you can hid behind in the right-side of the room.

=== How to close the Hotel Kitchen ===
{{Historical_Reference_Blocking_Guide}}

Fortunately the kitchen remains a very easy place to close, needing only two nigras to prevent access to the entire room.
#Two nigras, side by side here.
#Piers. Sometimes trollable.

[[Image:Hotel_kitchen_plan.png|frame|center|That's really not comforting to hear, Piers...]]
[[Category:Public_Rooms_(US)]]

Ice Cafe

2011-11-05T19:50:21Z

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The '''Ice Cafe''' [[File:Cafe.png|thumb|right|Ice Cafe]] is a room "cooler than an Eskimos freezer". Although the exact purpose of this room is unknown, intelligent [[nigra]]s have concluded this is a very dangerous room. The Ice Cafe, like the name suggests, distributes food. All food in habbo is laced with [[AIDS]]. Some say the room is made out of ice, and the water in the ice contains AIDS. The result is like radiation, AIDS fills the air and poor [[habbofag]]s are left to suffer the consequences. But there is hope. Blocking the room is very easy, but takes a large number of nigras. You must block both stairs (to prevent access to the food) and the door (to prevent access to the room itself). Habbofags wil be trapped in the center, and on thin ice as the room is spammed. The room itself is somewhat popular with [[habbofag]]gots, and is generally inhabited by them constantly. Think of the pour souls, and keep this room in mind next time you wish to raid.
[[Category:Public Rooms (US)]]

Moonspeak lulz

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[[Pool's Closed no more Habbo|Sometimes]] the [[nigra]]s '''need''' to [[7-12-2008|seek elsewhere.]] [[7-12-2009|Habbo raiding, obviously, isn't as strong as it used to be]], and with the removal of certain features the nigras used against the [[habbofags]], in combination with the huge increase of [[newfags]] that want to raid, it can be too difficult. I fear the nigras soon will not be able to raid the [[habbo.com|English hotel]]. [[7-12-2010|Raiding English Habbo still is great (if rarely done correctly)]], but when you want to do something large scale it generally leads to [[MLK Day Raid 2010|newfags/earlyfags]] and [[4-20-2010|modfags banning everyone]]. In 2008 nigras sought [[lulz]] in [[Habbo Canada|Canada]], and they were given [[lulz]]. In 2010 nigras sought [[lulz]] in [[Habbo France|France]] and [[Habbo Germany|Germany]] and they received [[lulz]]. [[World AIDS Day 2010|The next AIDS Day raid]] will focus on a moonspeak hotel. The future will too. When dealing with the moonspeak hotels you need to worry about [[closing times]] if the server has one. Newfags will always be newfags and raid the [[habbo.com|English server]] not knowing the proper server to raid, and this is fine. Back in the English hotel [[habbofags]] are starting to '''attempt to raid on their own''' ([[User:Afroduck|Afroduck]] called it Stockholm syndrome) which is stupid because they are dumb [[habbofags]]. [[YouTube]] turned out to be a way to keep habbofags up with raids, which ''we don't want''. If it's used we need to give it titles without the term 'habbo' or 'raid' in them. Moonspeak hotels will be a great way to get back the classic [[lulz]] that we need. [[habbofag|Habbofags]] and [[newfags]] [[Fail|will join together and "raid" the English hotel]] as we accomplish something elsewhere. Eventually the [[Mods|mods]] will loose their banning "skills" and get replaced with inexperienced mods. [[habbofags|Habbofags]] and [[newfags]] will give up. But we, the true [[nigra|nigras]], will remain strong in the face of new enemies. [[Loli|They are young and will not expect us]].

One day we can return to the [http://www.habbo.com English hotel].

AIDS

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V-Tech 2008

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=Statement=

V-TECH JUST KICKED IN, YO!

==When==
April 16th, 2008
8:00PM EST

==Where==

[http://www.habbo.com Habbo USA Server]

==Attire==
Cho Seung (preferred) or usual suit and fro.

==Guide for making Cho==

You start off as a random woman when you access the registration page.

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Change your gender.

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Fix eyes and skin to look like a Gook.

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Get a buzz cut.

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Put Cho's black hat on.

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Remove the unessential junk.

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Put this sweater on, it's the closest thing resembling what he wore during the massacre.

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Get some cream colored shorts.

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Put on some proper boots.

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Now you're ready to break the high score! Bonus points if you use VTECH Massacre related copypasta.

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The Nigra Guide to Unconventional Warfare

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This guide's purpose is to aid newfags and oldfags alike in their conquest of Habbo, providing current, relevant information on the site and how to deal with it. Due to the rapid changes that Habbo has undergone, it is important to develop new means of raiding. That is why we as nigras must develop methods of unconventional warfare to fight the Habbo menace. There are those who thought that it was pointless to keep raiding once Habbo got rid of blocking; yet, we have succeeded numerous times. A strong will and a creative mind is necessary; hopefully, this guide will help to enlighten you and teach you the way of the nigra.

=Before the Raid=
Before you raid, you have a few important things to decide. Pick a good date, either a holiday or important date, or just chose one that's convenient. Talk to other nigras on IRC or Steam or something and decide on a time that's good for everyone. Make sure that the raid is, at the very least, a week in advance. Then, make a nice-looking raid poster and spam it on /b/, Krautchan, etc.

NOTE: A good raid poster has the time, date, the server (.com, .de, etc), and what outfit to use (usually just nigra and commie). It should also stress not to break rules 1 & 2, and should NOT say anything about this wiki or the site it came from. You do NOT want /b/tards screwing up this wiki.

Post that poster on any sites you think it should go on, and make a promotional YouTube video if the raid is big enough. Make it a response to some popular Nigra video, like the CGI version of the Great Raid of 2006. If you're going to make a raid promo video, it should be about two weeks or more before the raid, and works best for big raids like MLK, 7/12, and World AIDS Day.

=Types of Raids=
There are several different types of raids: small raids, big raids, and practice raids. This section covers how to make the most of each. It is important to know what type of raid you're getting yourself into so that you can know what to expect. A swastiget is a good accomplishment for a small raid; several full rooms and mass hysteria, even a crashed server is a job well-done for a big raid.

==Practice Raids==
Many nigras fail to realize that practice makes perfect. To learn how to swastiget and commieget, it takes time and practice to get it right. Practice raids are also useful for getting a feel of what to expect during a big raid, and how Habbo works (for those who haven't been on in a while). A practice raid can either be a small raid whose purpose is to teach newfags, or a "raid" in a private room to teach tactics to a group of recruits. Sometimes, it can be a little of both!

==Small Raids==
Small raids are when you know you don't have a big force of nigras with you. You need to be a lot more crafty during small raids than during big raids, since you probably won't get the kind of win that is shutting down Habbo's servers with such a small force. However, if you plan right, you can get a decent number of nigras, and even accomplish a swastiget or two. One successful swastiget is a sign of a job well-done for a small raid.

==Big Raids==
Really, there are only one or two big raids a year, 7/12 being the default big raid. World AIDS Day is typically the second-biggest. It really depends on the year and the amount of planning and propaganda. During a big raid, you can have enough nigras to brute force tons of rooms, spam the place up, shut down the servers, etc.

=Good Raid Dates=
It's important to respect the traditions that have come about for the nigras, and one of the most important traditions is raiding on specific dates, notably 7/12. These are some more good dates to raid.

*Martin Luther King jr day (January; date changes every year)
*2/26 (date of a small, yet very epic raid)
*4/20 (although there has yet to be an effective raid on that date yet, it is both stoner day and Hitler's birthday)
*6/6 (D-Day, the invasion of Normandy by the Allies during WWII)
*7/12 (Nigra Christmas!)
*8/6 (Date of the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima)
*9/11
*10/30 (Mischief night)
*10/31 (Halloween)
*11/5 (Remember, remember)
*12/1 (World AIDS Day)
*12/25 (Christmas)

=Creating Your Warrior=
One of the most important parts about being a nigra is looking the part! Knowing how to quickly make a new account, design your nigra, and get back in the battle after being banned is a crucial skill for anyone. It's generally a good idea to create ten backup accounts before a raid, so that you can fall back on them if/ when you get banned. You can just use a fake email, Habbo is too stupid to actually check them. Just get a piece of paper and write down the email addresses and the password for each (use a password just for Habbo to be on the safe side). Put your avatar in a suit, but change the skin tone and hair to something other than black in case Habbo bans all the nigra avatars. Then, all you have to do is put on the afro and change the skin to black and you're ready to raid!

==Different apperances==
Sometimes, even the hardiness of the nigra isn't what is needed to get the job done. It's at that time that we turn to some of his brethren. For more detailed information, you should check out the [[Appearance Guide]]; however, this section of the guide will attempt to describe each appearance and how to create that avatar to some extent.

===Nigra===
The basic apperance used for nearly all raids. He's a black man with a black suit and a big afro. Very easy to make in Habbo. You can add the 3D glasses and the surgion's mask to make him an AIDS-proof nigra (cosmetic only, of course, since all nigras are AIDS-proof).

===Communist===
Red commies. This guy was created when it was realized that the mods often auto-ban nigras on sight (those racist crackers!). You make him by choosing the military shirt, straight pants, and round shoes, and making all three red. Give him the black fur hat and either the beard or the mustache. Typically, commies are allowed to raid alongside their nigra brethren on almost every raid.

===Rasta Man===
The easy-going, ganga-influenced Jamaican brother of the nigra, these Rastafarian mercenaries are always lulzy to see here and there during a raid. They wear red-orange open short-sleeve shirts with olive shorts, brown sandles, and of course the rasta cap (looks like an afro in the hat section). Give them the sleepy-eyes face and you're all set. Note that typically only Nigras and Communists should be used during raids; however, no one minds a Rasta Man here and there. Some raids may ask specifically for the Rasta appearance, such as the 4/20 raid.

===Der Fuehrer===
Perpetually offensive to practically every person on the face of the planet, this visage of Adolf Hitler is sure to offend; he was created for the 4/20 raids, but can surely be well-used in the future in other raids as well. To create him, choose the long-sleeve shirt with the pockets and make it tan; give him tan pants to match, and brown shoes. Don't forget to give him a medal and the biker mustache; top it off with the regular brown parted hairstyle.

===Islamic Terrorist===
Actually a rather old appearance used during the first 9/11 raids, he fell out of use for the most part. However, with a possible big 9/11 raid coming up, he's a good choice to offend everyone. Use the ski mask and the shirt that has wavy grey lines. Make his shirt, pants, and shoes black, and make his skintone sort of a dark orange. Jihad!

=Raiding Tactics=

This section covers the ways in which a win raid can be obtained during the raid itself. These methods have been proven to work and to produce massive lulz in the process.

==Brute Force Room Clog==
The Brute Force method is most useful on large raids. It means that you have a ton of nigras all go to one room and fill it up to maximum capacity. Whenever a habbofag leaves, another nigra enters until it's a room filled with almost 100% nigras. Smaller raids may be able to accomplish this in the smaller public rooms, or in private rooms.

The Brute Force method also refers to how the modern nigra brings down Habbo: by having so many nigras on the site at once, spamming it up, that it overloads the server and crashes Habbo.

==Brute Force Spam==
As mentioned in the above section, Brute Force Spam is when you have a room full of nigras and have almost every person using an autotyper (such as rsclient) spamming, spamming, spamming. I've seen rooms slowed to a crawl due to the use of this method, and it's very effective at screwing the whole site up.

==Swastiget==
A classic psychological warfare tactic, the swastiget is a classic dating back to the Great Raid of 2006. A swastiget requires a large room to make, as it requires a 5x5 square of floor to make.

Now, the thing about the swastiget is no one seems to be able to make one at all, new or oldfags. That's because the old method to make one was to start with the cross and then attach the arms. Problem is, no one can make the top right arm. To counteract this faggotry, the new, improved method is to start with the top right arm, make the top part of the cross, then the lower right, and so on. It helps to use a picture.

-pic goes here-

This new method should be practiced in practice raids until everyone can get it right.

==Commieget==
This is an incredibly hard formation to get right, and it vaguely looks like a hammer and sickle. If you have a lot of time on your hands and some dedicated nigras, you can make one of these bad boys. It's recommended that you try it in a practice raid, as it has only been successfully accomplished during a practice raid.

==Solid Wall Formation==
This is an act of desperation on the part of the nigras in the room; if you can't get a swastiget and you don't have enough people for a brute force push on the whole room, line up your nigras in a straight line. Sure, people can walk right through them, but it is a somewhat-impressive sight to see a line of dancing nigras. However, this should only be used as a temporary measure until /b/lackup arrives, or another room is chosen.

==Private Room Raiding==
This is a relatively new tactic that should be used to take Habbo by surprise. It doesn't matter if it's a public or private room--nigras in rooms spamming it up can still bring down the site. The advantage of private rooms is that the mods never come, and only occasionally will a room ever be shut down (usually due to Habbofags trying to have cybersex in the beds). The room owners are pretty much never there, and very few people ever have rights. Even if they kick you out, you can just keep coming back! Only a room ban can keep you out, but with so many nigras flooding a room, it could just be a steady diarrhea flow of black men raping that private room. Raiding private rooms has only been done on a few occasions up until recently, and it may be the key to nigra dominance over Habbo.

Rasta Man

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[[Image:rasta_man.png|150px|thumb|right|Excuse I, mon.]]
Once the creative door was opened by creating the [[Communist]], new versions have popped up on occasion. One of these is the Rasta Man. He wears a rasta cap and helps along with his [[nigra]] and Commie friends. His laid-back apperance disguises the fact that he is just as strong as any other nigra, with the added benifit of [[lulz]]. He should not really be used for the main raids, but certain ones like [[4-20-2010]].

===Creating Rastaman===
Use the reference images to help. Here's a step-by-step guide so that you do it right.
*Give him the sleepy-eyed head (second row, second head). Give him a dark skin tone, but slightly lighter than the standard nigra skin tone.
*Set hair to the default black male hair, then give him a rasta cap under 'Hats' (it should be the first hat there, looks like a colorful afro). Under facial hair, give him the first choice - a little goatee.
*Under shirts, choose the short-sleeved shirt that's open at the top. Make it red-orange. Medallions are optional.
*Next, give him olive-green or brown shorts.
*Lastly, give him brown sandals to finish off the ensemble.

[[Image:Rasta man.png|thumb|left|]]
Perfect! He's now ready to smoke up a couple of doobies packed with Nigra Weed.

[[Image:Nigra apperance guide2.jpg|left|frame|A Rasta Man compared to two typical Nigras.]]