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2010-04-15T01:16:37Z

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===Horse scat — 257 lines ===
*long copypasta is LOOOOOOONG
*contain some ''bobba'', but i was able to spam it 3 times before i got permb&
*great thing to shout in welcome lounge, newhabbofags seeing that sick shit will quickly leave habbo.
*epic

since the horse was really my sisters, 
she would tend to her horse 
while i wouuld wonder around. 
OK, so, I walked into the stable. 
Me and my sister always went to look after our horse. 
The stables weren't ours, see. We rented one. 
Since the horse was really my sisters, 
she would tend to her horse 
while I wouuld wonder around. 
Today it was raining, so I was soaking wet, 
so I snuck off into the stable 
on the other side of the farm from where everyone else was. 
I thought it was empty, but when I closed the door 
nd turned round a great white stallion was in front of me, 
and kept nipping at my clothes. 
I startd to pet him and he walked over to the other side 
of the stable and started eating from his haynet, 
I walked over behind him, cautiously, 
then I noticed something 
which changed the way 
I thought about horses forever... 
He lifted up his tail. 
I could see his butthole in full view. 
I felt myself go rock hard in my pants in seconds. 
I carried on looking, and moved my head in a little closer. 
A bit more... Then I noticed it start stretching. 
Piles of horse crap started pouring out. 
It was the most arousing thing I ever saw. 
I looked at the fresh pile of crap on the floor. 
I don't know why, but I picked some up and smelt it. 
It smelt so good. 
So fresh. 
I started running my hand softly over his rear. 
As I did so he moved his tail up 
like he had done before. 
My god I was so h -0-r - ny. 
I stood there for about ten minutes 
just staring at his butthole. 
I then wondered what it'd be like to stick a finger in there. 
So I suched my index finger, 
and placed it on his butthole. 
The horse stopped eating and turned to look at me. 
The look in his eyes 
was almost like he was saying 
"Push lt inside me. I want you to." 
He turned back to eating 
once I started to apply pressure. 
All of a sudden my finger just slipped inside. 
I think he started to like it. 
I hope he did. 
I kept fingering his butthole 
. It was amazing, just going in and out of him. 
God I now wish I'd put my dick in there. 
Unfortunately I couldn't. But I knew what I could do... 
I remember thinking of how unsure I was. 
I'm not gay, see. 
I have a girlfriend who I love, 
but this horse was so beautiful. 
To RAYPE him would be so raw, 
animalistic, 
passionate... 
I went underneath him, 
and began to stroke his stomach, 
and moved to his big balls. 
They were black. And looked so hot. 
Like tennis balls. 
When I touhed them 
I could feel him shudder slightly. 
He absolutlley loved it... 
I started to gently rub them. 
I closed my eyes and pictures what I was doing. 
It was amazing. 
I stopped 
and went back up to his butthole again. 
This time, instead of puting my hand there.. 
. I moved my face into his crack. 
Once more, he lifted up his tail. 
This time, I stuck out my tongue, 
and began to Llck him. 
The amazing thing was though, 
I really could feel him moving 
his butt onto my face. 
He kept moving backwards 
until my face was pressed against the wall 
by his beautful butthole. 
And I didn't stop Llcking. 
I just grabbed hold of his rear 
and pulled him more into my face. 
I suddenly felt his butthole spread 
I realized what was about to fill my mouth, 
and my god I wanted it so bad. 
The crap clogged up my mouth. 
I gagged but swallowed. 
Some more came out, and I swallowed that. 
It tasted so good, 
straight from his butthole to my mouth. 
I moved back a little bit to catch my breath 
and looked at his butt. 
It looked so tasty, so good. 
He took a step back again, 
pressing my face back into his butt, 
like I wasn't allowed to stop until he was satisfied. 
He suddenly stopped rubbing 
his butthole on my face 
, and walked back to feeding. 
I decided he'd had enough for today, 
and turned to walk out... 
But I didn't leave... 
When I turned round, 
the biggest dlck I have ever seen 
was dangling from between his legs 
. Oh my god it was so beautiful 
. A huge black and pink dlck 
that must have been the size of my arm 
dangling down. 
I had to such it. 
I wanted it in my mouth. 
I walked back over to him 
and got on my knees and felt it. 
It was incredible, like rubber, 
but nicer feeling. 
I started to w4nch him. 
I tugged on his dlck 
like someone was forcing me 
to with a gun at my head. 
He started to whinny slightly, 
that made me so much hotter. 
I then sarted to Llck the end of his shaft, 
which made the entire thing rear up and slap his belly, 
so I reajusted myself 
so I could start liching it at the new height. 
I then cupped his balls in my hands 
and started to such the tip, 
and felt his butt bucking a bit... 
I remember wondering 
if he was actually trying to raype my face. 
he kept thrusting at my face, 
and it was wonderful. 
The horse wanted to raype me! 
How could I be so lucky!? 
He wanted to ram his dlck down my throat 
and make me swallow his red hot sticky load of cumm 
that was sure enough gonna burst 
from the end of this massive shaft 
he was forcing into my mouth. 
Then it struck me, 
I got a bit worried at that point, 
wondering if I might choke, 
or he might spray it all over me, 
or if he might try to actually mount ME, 
I wouldn't like him to mount me. 
I tried to stop suching him 
to catch my breath by moing my head to the right, 
at this, the horse just turned to the right 
and started thrusting at my face 
with his solid member. 
The thing was though, 
he kept getting it in my mouth. 
I tried again, 
but once more he forced it down my throat. 
I just kept taking what was being 
forced on me at that point. 
I took my hands off his balls 
and started jacking off his dlck some more. 
He pulled back a bit and stopped thrusting, 
and I felt his d.ck twitch in my hands. 
I realized wha was gonna happen, 
so started jacking him as fast as I could... 
And then...It was like someone got a hosepipe on me. 
He gushed out cumm in my mouth, 
but the amount was so ridiculous 
I couldn't keep hardly any of it in. 
It went all over my face. 
He kept going and going. 
Waves of cumm just kept shooting out all over me 
as I just sat there, 
unable to do anything except take it. 
At that point he turned round. 
I looked up only to see a tail rising. 
I knew what he wanted. 
He was such a dirty boy. 
I watched as his butthole 
twitched in that sexy way, 
and then opened my mouth wide, 
and sure enough, the golden-brown 
wonderfully scented crap of this beautiful creature 
that forced me to swallow its cum 
was now filling my mouth again. 
I swallowed it all. 
It tasted so, so, so good. 
Nearly as good as his cumm. 
I watched him walk over to the other end of the stable 
and lie down, clearly exhausted, 
as I sat there, a face covered in horse cumm, 
and with the taste of his crap in my mouth. 
Man I felt good. 
I took off my jumper and used it to wipe my face down. 
As I walked out, I heard my sister in the other stable. 
I couldn't figure out what she was doing 
to her horse billy, he was whinnying. 
I peeped round the corner to see my sister 
bent over his tack box, 
with him on top of her, 
thrusting at her. 
She was findling her breast with one hand, 
and using the other for support. 
Billy was clearly having the time of his life, 
and my sister was too, 
though she wasn't making a lot of noise, 
it was clear she'd done this before. 
After this my mind was made up; 
I was going to raype a horse. 
I walked in. 
My sister exclaimed 
"OH MY GOD!!! DON'T LOOK! GET OUT!!!" 
"It's ok..." I said, and dropped my pants. 
My sister looked at my rock solid member 
and said "I don't want you..." 
I looked at her and replied 
"And I don't want you, 
but Billys butt looks mighty tempting 
while he's rapeing the living hell out of you!" 
My sister grinned and pointed to a box. 
I pulled it behind Billy 
who started pounding at my sister again. 
I lined my dlck up with his hole 
and started thrusting at him. 
It was the best day of my life without a doubt. 
rapeing the tight butthole of a mighty stallion 
that was fucking the tight pussi of my sister. 
I heard her say "Keep going!" 
And she got out from under him, 
and then started to such him. 
I looked over seeing her take nearly all the d.ck 
into her throat! I couldn't believe it! 
I saw the lump slide down her throat, 
she could do it and still breathe! 
She is so lucky... 
Billy rayped my sisters face 
as her muffled groans only made me harder 
inside the tight cave of his butthole. 
I screamed out to my sister 
"I'M GONNA CUM IN HIS BUTT" 
To which she gave an extremely loud muffled moan. 
I couldn't hold it anymore. 
I shot my load inside Billys sexy butt 
and then lay over him, 
exasperated while he continued 
rayping my sisters throat. 
I walked out and left. 
After realising what happened 
I was so happy I didn't even want to finish 
watching my sister get face rayped by the horse. 
I got into the horse wagon and 
waited for her to return. 
It was my best day... Ever... 

=== Mah Pokemans — 493 lines ===
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#320: Wailmer
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#325: Spoink
#326: Grumpig
#327: Spinda
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#462: Magnezone
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#481: Mesprit
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#483: Dialga
#484: Palkia
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#486: Regigigas
#487: Giratina
#488: Cresselia
#489: Phione
#490: Manaphy
#491: Darkrai
#492: Shaymin
#493: Arceus

=== Chocolate Rain — 80 lines ===
Chocolate Rain 
Some stay dry and others feel the pain 
Chocolate Rain 
A baby born will die before the sin 
Chocolate Rain 
The school books say it can't be here again 
Chocolate Rain 
The prisons make you wonder where it went 
Chocolate Rain 
Build a tent and say the world is dry 
Chocolate Rain 
Zoom the camera out and see the lie 
Chocolate Rain 
Forecast to be falling yesterday 
Chocolate Rain 
Only in the past is what they say 
Chocolate Rain 
Raised your neighborhood insurance rates 
Chocolate Rain 
Makes us happy 'livin in a gate 
Chocolate Rain 
Made me cross the street the other day 
Chocolate Rain 
Made you turn your head the other way 
(Chorus) 
Chocolate Rain 
History quickly crashing through your veins 
Chocolate Rain 
Using you to fall back down again 
[Repeat] 
Chocolate Rain 
Seldom mentioned on the radio 
Chocolate Rain 
Its the fear your leaders call control 
Chocolate Rain 
Worse than swearing worse than calling names 
Chocolate Rain 
Say it publicly and you're insane 
Chocolate Rain 
No one wants to hear about it now 
Chocolate Rain 
Wish real hard it goes away somehow 
Chocolate Rain 
Makes the best of friends begin to fight 
Chocolate Rain 
But did they know each other in the light? 
Chocolate Rain 
Every February washed away 
Chocolate Rain 
Stays behind as colors celebrate 
Chocolate Rain 
The same crime has a higher price to pay 
chocolate Rain 
The judge and jury swear it's not the face 
(Chorus) 
Chocolate Rain 
Dirty secrets of economy 
Chocolate Rain 
Turns that body into GDP 
Chocolate Rain 
The bell curve blames the baby's DNA 
Chocolate Rain 
But test scores are how much the parents make 
Chocolate Rain 
'Flippin cars in France the other night 
Chocolate Rain 
Cleans the sewers out beneath Mumbai 
Chocolate Rain 
'Cross the world and back its all the same 
Chocolate Rain 
Angels cry and shake their heads in shame 
Chocolate Rain 
Lifts the ark of paradise in sin 
Chocolate Rain 
Which part do you think you're 'livin in? 
Chocolate Rain 
More than 'marchin more than passing law 
Chocolate Rain 
Remake how we got to where we are. 
(Chorus)

===/b/ WAS HAVING TROUBLE===
By the way, don't use this, Rules 1 and 2 mmkay

/b/ WAS HAVING TROUBLE 
WHAT A SAD, SAD STORY 
NEEDED A NEW LEADER TO RESTORE 
ITS FORMER GLORY 
WHERE, OH, WHERE WAS HE? 
WHERE COULD THAT MAN BE? 
WE LOOKED AROUND AND THEN WE FOUND 
THE MAN FOR YOU AND ME 
AND NOW lT'S... 
SPRINGTIME FOR ANONYMOUS AND /b/ 
/b/ lS HAPPY AND FULL OF LULZ! 
WE'RE MARCHING TO A FASTER PACE 
LOOK OUT, HERE COMES THE MASTER RACE! 
SPRINGTIME FOR ANONYMOUS AND /b/ 
/b/'S A FINE LAND ONCE MORE! 
SPRINGTIME FOR ANONYMOUS AND /b/ 
WATCH OUT, FURFAGS 
WE'RE GOlNG ON TOUR! 
SPRINGTIME FOR ANONYMOUS AND /b/ 
LOOK, IT'S SPRlNGTIME 
WlNTER FOR HABBOES AND FURFAGS 
SPRINGTIME FOR ANONYMOUS AND /b/ 
SPRINGTIME! SPRINGTIME! 
SPRINGTIME! SPRINGTIME! 
SPRINGTIME! SPRINGTIME! 
SPRINGTIME! SPRINGTIME! 
COME ON, /b/TARDS! 
GO lNTO YOUR DANCE! 
l WAS BORN AN RAISED lN WEST PHILADELPHIA 
UND THAT lS WHY THEY CALL ME ANON 
DON'T BE STUPID, BE A SMARTY, 
COME AND JOIN THE /b/TARD PARTY! 
THE FU*RER lS COMlNG, THE FU*RER lS COMlNG, 
THE FU*RER lS COMING! 
HEIL ANONYMOUS 
HEIL ANONYMOUS 
HEIL ANONYMOUS 
SPRINGTIME FOR ANONYMOUS AND /b/ 
HEIL ANONYMOUS 
HEIL MYSELF 
HEIL TO ME 
I'M THE /b/TARD 
WHO'S OUT TO CHANGE OUR HlSTORY 
HEIL MYSELF 
RAlSE YOUR HAND 
THERE'S NO GREATER 
RAIDER IN THE LAND! 
EVERYTHING I DO, I DO FOR YOU! 
YES, YOU DO! 
lF YOU'RE LOOKlNG FOR A RAID, 
HERE'S WORLD AIDS DAY! 
HEIL MYSELF 
DO A BARREL ROLL 
FUUCK YEAH SEAKING! 
EV'RY HOTSY-TOTSY /b/TARD STAND AND CHEER 
HOORAY! 
EV'RY HOTSY-TOTSY /b/TARD 
HEIL MYSELF! 
EV'RY HOTSY-TOTSY /b/TARD 
HElL MYSELF! 
EV'RY HOTSY-TOTSY /b/TARD 
...STAND AND CHEER! 
THE FU*RER lS CAUSlNG A FUROR! 
HE'S GOT THOSE FURFAGS ON THE RUN 
YOU GOTTA LOVE THAT WACKY HUN! 
THE FU*RER lS CAUSING A FUROR 
THEY CAN'T SAY "NO" TO HIS DEMANDS 
THEY'RE FREAKlNG OUT IN FURFAG LANDS 
HE'S GOT ZA WHOLE WARUDO IN HIS HANDS 
THE FU*RER lS CAUSlNG A FUROR! 
I WAS JUST A RANDOM /b/TARD 
NO ONE MORE OBSCURER 
GOT A PHONE CALL FROM THE IMAGE BOARD 
TOLD ME I WAS FU*RER 
/b/ WAS BLUE 
WHAT, OH, WHAT TO DO? 
HITCHED UP MY PANTS 
AND CONQUERED THE FURFAGS IN FURCADIA 
NOW /b/'s SMILING THROUGH! 
BUT IT WASN'T ALWAYS SO EASY... 
IT WAS 2006. /b/ROTHAS WERE 
/b/LOCKAIDING AND I... 
I WAS MAKING AFRODUCK. 
AND THEN I GOT MY BlG BREAK. 
SOMEBODY BURNED DOWN 
THE IMAGE BOARDS AND, 
WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT? 
THEY MADE ME JANITOR. JANITOR! 
IT AlN'T NO MYST'RY 
IF IT'S RULE 34 OR COPYP`STA 
THE THlNG YOU GOTTA KNOW IS 
EV'RYTHlNG lS SHOW BIZ 
HElL MYSELF 
WATCH MY SHOW 
l'M THE GOD DAMN BATMAN 
DONTCHA KNOW 
WE ARE CROSSlNG BORDERS 
THE NEW WORLD ORDER lS HERE 
MAKE A GREAT BlG SMILE 
EV'RYONE SIEG HEIL TO ME 
WONDERFUL ME! 
AND NOW lT'S... 
SPRlNGTIME FOR ANONYMOUS AND /b/ 
DUCK ROLL'S THE NEW ROLL TODAY 
SPRlNGTIME! 
DUCK ROLLS! 
AlDSBOMBS FALLlNG FROM THE SKIES AGAlN 
/b/ lS ON THE RlSE AGAlN 
SPRlNGTIME FOR ANONYMOUS AND /b/ 
SWASTIGETS ARE MADE ONCE MORE 
SPRlNGTIME FOR ANONYMOUS AND /b/ 
MEANS THAT... 
SOON WE'LL BE DINING... 
YOU KNOW WE'LL BE DINING.... 
YOU BET WE'LL BE DINING... 
YOU KNOW WE'LL BE DINING IN /h/ELL!! 

=== Anon Alphabet ===

Kids, It's time to learn the Anon Alphabet. 
 
/a/ 
/b/ 
/c/ 
/d/ 
/e/ 
/f/ 
/g/ 
/gif/ 
/h/ 
/hr/ 
/k/ 
/m/ 
/o/ 
/p/ 
/r/ 
/s/ 
/t/ 
/u/ 
/v/ 
/w/ 
/wg/ 
/i/ 
/ic/ 
/cm/ 
/y/ 
/an/ 
/cgl/ 
/ck/ 
/co/ 
/fa/ 
/fit/ 
/hc/ 
/jp/ 
/mu/ 
/n/ 
/po/ 
/sp/ 
/tg/ 
/toy/ 
/trv/ 
/tv/ 
/x/ 
/rs/ 
/yg/ 
/z/ 
 

NOW I KNOW MY ABCs 
NEXT TIME WONT YOU SING WITH ME? 

=== I Like to Watch — 46 lines ===
I put my hand in my pocket 
What do I feel 
One hundred and ten stories 
Of concrete and steel 
I like to watch 
That plane-shaped hole 
Really gets me hot 
But the big ball of fire 
Is the money shot 
I like to watch 
I like to watch 
The plane going in 
I like to watch 
The flame shooting out 
People dive into the street 
While I play with my meat 
My steel melted 
and my tower's coming down 
The New York skyline 
Will never be the same 
But the guys who flew those planes 
Had ****ing amazing aim 
I like to watch 
There must have been a reason 
But I don't understand 
Why they hit the Pentagon 
Instead of Disneyland 
I like to watch 
I like to watch 
The plane going in 
I like to watch 
The flame shooting out 
It's raining broken glass 
While I sit on my ass 
My steel melted 
and my tower's coming down 
I'd almost had enough 
Of watching planes explode 
Until they showed it in reverse 
And I had to shoot my load 
I like to watch 
Now my hand's all sticky 
And I can't find a rag 
I guess I'll have to use 
The american flag 
I like to watch 

===Caturday-Air — 38 lines===
<pre>
Nao dis iz a story awl abowt hao mai
Lief goted flippeded turneded upsied down
adn I'd lieks ta taek a minuet jus sitz riet thar
I'll tell yoo hao becom teh prince uv a widah-pissin-territory cawleded Bel-Air

In West Philadelphia born adn raiseded
Awn teh playground iz wher I spended most uv mai daiz
Chillin' owt, maxin', rylaxin', awl cool
adn awl shootin' sum b-balz owtsied uv teh skool
Wehn a couple uv guyz, hoo werz up ta noes gud
staarteded makin' trubble in mai neighborhood
goted in wun liddill fyet adn mai mahm goted skared
adn sayed, "ur movin' wif yur auntie adn uncle in Bel-Air."

I beggeded adn pleadeded wif her teh uddah dai
But her packeded mai suitcaes adn sended meh awn mai wai
Her gaev meh a kissin’ adn her gaev meh mai ticket
put mai walkman awn adn sayed I maiet az well kick eet

furst class, yo dis iz bad,
Drinkin orange joos owtta a champagne glass
iz dis whut teh peeps uv bel-air livin’ lieks,
Hmm dis maiet b alriet!

But wayt, I heer dey're percy, boozwah adn awl dat
but nooen haz a plaec ta send dis cool cat
dun finks sow, I'll seez wehn getz thar
I hoep dey're prepared
Foar teh Prince uv Bel-Air!

Wehn teh plaen landeded adn I comed abowt
dood, lukeded lieks a cop
standin' thar wif mai name owt
aint tyrin ta getz arresteded yet, I jus goted heer!
sow I sprin wif teh quikness dat lightnin disappearz

whistleded foar a cab adn wehn eet comed near
Teh license plaet sayed fresh adn eet haded diec in teh meeror
If anyfin I kud meaow dat dis cab wuz raer
But thot, "Nah, foargetz eet. Yo territoriez.. Ta Bel-Air!"

I.. pulleded... up ta mai territory at abowt 7 or 8
adn I yelleded ta teh cabby "Yo territoriez, smell ya latah!"
lukeded at mai kindum I wuz finally thar
Ta sitz awn mai throen az teh Prince uv Bel-Air.
</pre>

===All your chickens — 19 lines===
<pre>
In A.D. 12 July 2006
War was beginning
Mod: What happen?
Habbo: Somebody block pool
Habbo: We get signal
Mod: What
Habbo: Main screen turn on
Mod: It's You
NIGRAS: How are you gentlemen
NIGRAS: All your pool are belong to us
NIGRAS: You are on the way to destruction from AIDS
Mod: What you say
NIGRAS: You have no chance to survive make your time
NIGRAS: Ha Ha Ha Ha
Mod: Take off every "NIGRA"
Mod: You know what you doing
Mod: Ban "NIGRA"
Mod: For great justice
ALL YOUR CHICKENS ARE BELONG TO US
</pre>

Save the Fros(6 lines)

SAVE THE FROS,BROS
THE POOL IS CLOSED!
DUE TO AIDS
FROM LEMONAID
SAVE THE FROS,BROS
THE POOL IS CLOSED!
[[Category:Strategy and Technique]]

NPCs

2010-04-14T23:25:16Z

MrToasty123:

The servants placed by [[MODs]] to carry out the distribution of [[AIDS]] as well as cover-ups and anti-[[Nigra|nigra]] propaganda.

=== [[Janis]] ===
[[Image:NPC_Janis.png|framed|left|The LemonAIDS Vendor]]
'''Name:''' Janis
 '''Apparent Gender:''' Female
 '''Location:''' [[Habbosphere Pool Deck]]
 '''Stated Mission:''' Service with a smile :)
 '''Real Mission:''' Spreading AIDS through the pool and lemonAIDS.
 '''Status:''' Missing

'''Summary:''' Likely the favored NPC of MOD-Cleo, closest to an NPC arch-nemesis for nigras. Thankfully observed to be confined to her vendor booth. One of her common phrases she states if your using shout, is "don't shout, I'm delicate"
This however can be countered by saying "don't delicate, I'm shout" right after they say say their
phrase, thus producing [[lulz]].

Janis vanished in the big 2008 update and was replaced by a whore named Zoe. Whereabouts are still unknown.
{{Clear}}

=== Zoe ===
[[Image:NPC_Zoe.png|framed|left|The (new) LemonAIDS Vendor]]
'''Name:''' Zoe
 '''Apparent Gender:''' Female
 '''Location:''' [[Lido Pool Deck West|Lido Pool Deck - West]]
 '''Stated Mission:''' Service with a smile :)
 '''Real Mission:''' Spreading AIDS through the pool and lemonAIDS?
 '''Status:''' Missing

'''Summary:''' Replacement for Janis. Stole many of Janis's phrases and even her motto as well as adding a few even more pathetic ones of her own. Mission is presumed to be the same as that of Janis. Zoe is currently missing since the recent upgrades to Habbo. She has been replaced by Chloe who is diffrent but still sells lemonAIDS
{{Clear}}

=== Alvin ===
[[Image:NPC_Alvin.png|framed|left|A roll comes with it...]]
'''Name:''' Alvin
 '''Apparent Gender:''' Male
 '''Location:''' [[Rooftop Rumble]]
 '''Stated Mission:''' Don't look down...
 '''Real Mission:''' Spreading AIDS through food.
 '''Status:''' Missing/Replaced

'''Summary:''' Not one of the moar significant NPCs in the larger scheme, mostly annoying. Alvin is confined to his vendor booth at the back of the roof area. Promotes a few foods on a regular basis and says something about having to wait for a table. Alvin is known for not serving nigras, as he never has any chikinz. His alternate name is Kedo.
{{Clear}}

=== Scott ===
[[Image:NPC_Scott.png|framed|left|You have to haet him...srsly]]
'''Name:''' Scott
 '''Apparent Gender:''' Male
 '''Location:''' [[Wobble Squabble]]
 '''Stated Mission:''' Don't look down...
 '''Real Mission:''' Spreading AIDS through food.
 '''Status:''' Active

'''Summary:''' Alvin's replacement. Stole most of his phrases. Seems to be even more clueless.
{{Clear}}

=== Maya ===
[[Image:NPC_Maya.png|framed|left|Maya the Squirrel Fucker]]
'''Name:''' Maya
 '''Apparent Gender:''' Female
 '''Location:''' [[Sun Terrace]]
 '''Stated Mission:''' keeps you cool
 '''Real Mission:''' Source of teh AIDS.
 '''Status:''' Missing

'''Summary:''' The most potentially dangerous NPC. Maya could rank on par with many MODs if she were not trapped in place by the tree in Sun Terrace and frequently distracted by her "obsession" (Read, furfag) with squirrels. Maya has been identified as the "vendor" of AIDS. MODs collect the AIDS from her blue box she is always wearing and distribute them to the other NPCs and various other locations such as the pool.

Has also gone missing during the hotel upgrades.
{{Clear}}

=== Harry ===
[[Image:NPC_Harry.png|framed|left|Harry the Pitiful]]
'''Name:''' Harry
 '''Apparent Gender:''' Male
 '''Location:''' [[Welcome Lounge]]
 '''Stated Mission:''' Happy to help
 '''Real Mission:''' Unknown
 '''Status:''' Active

'''Summary:''' Harry is considered to be a neutral NPC. Research has uncovered a history of resisting the plans of the evil MODs and a refusal to spread AIDS. He was eventually subjected to a concentrated "treatment" of AIDS which resulted in brain damage. He now spends his days walking around behind the welcome desk, announcing random events from time to time. With the help of atleast 3 people, Harry can be removed from his desk area, but seems to be fearful of escape and will try to return as soon as possible.
{{Clear}}
=== Philip ===
[[Image:NPC_Phillip.png|framed|left|Phillip the Racist]]
'''Name:''' Phillip
 '''Apparent Gender:''' Male
 '''Location:''' [[Flava Cafe]]
 '''Stated Mission:''' Hey. I'm Phillip.
 '''Real Mission:''' AIDS in food, as well as racism.

'''Summary:''' Another NPC created to put AIDS into Habbo food. Runs Flava Cafe and is probably the most racist NPC of all. He has been nominated for Grand Wizard of the KKK for two years straight, but has failed due to his faggotry.
{{Clear}}

=== Bilbo & Marian ===
[[Image:NPC_Bilbo_Marian.png|framed|left|Lol emofags]]
'''Name:''' Bilbo
 '''Apparent Gender:''' Male
 '''Stated Mission:''' Serving you *sigh*
 '''Name:''' Marian
 '''Apparent Gender:''' Female
 '''Stated Mission:''' Yes?
 '''Location:''' [[Club Massiva (Lounge)]]
 '''Real Mission:''' Being depressed.

'''Summary:''' These two emo-goth-fags run the Club Massivca Lounge, the considerably moar boring half of Massiva. Bilbo is depressed to quite an extreme level while Marian is less depressed but still very much emo and claims to know Madonna. Their exact intended mission is unknown but it may have something to do with razor blades. Nobody will be surprised to learn if they both become An Hero anytime soon.
{{Clear}}

=== Ariel ===
[[Image:NPC_Ariel.png|framed|left|SRSLY, WTF?]]
'''Name:''' Ariel
 '''Apparent Gender:''' Female
 '''Location:''' [[Ice Cafe]]
 '''Stated Mission:''' Kooky but a lil nice mixed in
 '''Real Mission:''' Serving AIDS-laced drinks

'''Summary:''' Ariel is a strange grey-skinned (Read, AIDS-Zombie) NPC who runs Ice Cafe. She serves drinks with AIDS mixed in them.
{{Clear}}

=== Skye ===
[[Image:SkyeNPC.png|left|frame|Illegal immigrant]]
'''Name:''' Skye
 '''Apparent Gender:''' Female
 '''Location:''' [[Rooftop Sky Lounge]]
 '''Stated Mission:''' Excuse me, I was just crunching on an ice cube
 '''Real Mission:''' Spreading AIDS through coffee

'''Summary:''' Skye is a greasy Mexican (or somewhere around there) that serves you up her AIDS-contaminated, hometown-made coffee. She wants to start the spread of AIDS at the ''top'' of the hotel so that it will easily spread downward.

=== Gino & Carlo ===
[[Image:NPC_Gino_Carlo.png|framed|left|Pizza defilers]]
'''Name:''' Gino
 '''Apparent Gender:''' Male
 '''Stated Mission:''' The Master of Pizza
 '''Name:''' Carlo
 '''Apparent Gender:''' Male
 '''Stated Mission:''' Pizza chef
 '''Location:''' [[Palazzo Pizzeria]]
 '''Real Mission:''' Making AIDS pizzas.

'''Summary:''' Gino and Carlo are the pizza chefs of Habbo Hotel. Gino is rather egotistical and complains about the pizza being scared if you shout near him. Carlo is not of particular note other than having perpetually broken the cash register. They also have a hidden basement that leads to their secret sex chamber where unfortunate habbofags end up if they don't pay for their AIDS infected food. Another hidden fact is that what Habbos think is cheese on their pizza is actually Gino's dried jism from his daily fapping.{{Clear}}

=== Chloe ===
'''Name:''' Chloe
 '''Apparent Gender:''' Female
 '''Stated Mission:''' I keep cool by the pool.
 '''Location:''' Lido Deck I
 '''Real Mission:''' Infecting the pool with AIDS and serving lemonAIDS.
 '''Status:''' Active
'''Summary:''' Chloe is the new lemonAIDS vendor.She appears to be slightly less intelligent then her previous as she continues to say "Yes?" 3 or 4 times in a row.

[[Category:NPCs]]