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Reverted edits by Awugumi (Talk) to last revision by Dj801

Awugumi at 10:40, 24 November 2010

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Dj801: Category:Copypasta

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LOLanderson at 22:34, 26 February 2010

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LOLanderson at 22:32, 26 February 2010

2010-02-26T22:32:17Z

LOLanderson: New page: '''Grand Old Time''' I'll never forget the day When I lost my virginity. It was Christmas and my family Was at my grandmother's house. It all started when my grandma Called me into her r...

2010-02-26T22:31:45Z

New page: '''Grand Old Time''' I'll never forget the day When I lost my virginity. It was Christmas and my family Was at my grandmother's house. It all started when my grandma Called me into her r...

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'''Grand Old Time'''

I'll never forget the day
When I lost my virginity.
It was Christmas and my family
Was at my grandmother's house.
It all started when my grandma
Called me into her room for "Help"
I figured she needed help with her computer
Or something along the lines of that.
But instead of being her personal technician
I became her personal phuckbuddy.
As I opened the door, I could feel a moist scent
In my nose.
It smelled of rotten fish and piss.
Wondering what the hell she was doing in there
I swiftly opened the door.
And to my surprise
There she was, naked with a candy-cane up her anus.
I looked in horror as she took it out
With her feces all over it,
And began sucking on it seductively.
At this point I wanted to leave immediately
But I couldn't. I was so horny.
I jumped on top of her.
Her saggy breast flopped about, hitting my face.
It made me so aroused it hurt.
I grabbed her saggy, soggy breasts and just began sucking.
Oh my god, I would do anything to do that again.
I just sucked and sucked on her sagging boobs
Never stopping.
"Faster! FASTER!" she screamed.
I gladly complied.
Sucking even harder, I could feel a pulse in her breast.
And she lactated in my mouth.
There was so much milk.
This milk of hers had been in her soggy breasts for decades
And as a result, it tasted moldy, and felt a little bit creamy.
The streams just kept coming out of her rocky nipples and I kept drinking it all
But I had her milksack so far up my throat, It triggered my gag reflex.
Instantly, I ripped her breast out of my mouth and puked
All over her face and succulent body.
I thought this was the end of our fun.
But it was just the beginning.
The smelly, wet, creamy beginning.
She began licking up my vomit chunk after chunk
I just sat there, enjoying her show.
Then she suddenly turned around.
Revealing her penis.
I couldn't resist but rub mine against hers
It was so good
It was like a spell of arousal.
Then I came. Delightfully.
Then she came. Delightfully.
We both bent over and cleaned the cum off each other's dicks
With our tongues.
I had just about finished my grandpenis meal when the door slammed open.
"OH SHITFUCKNIGGERPISS!" I thought to myself
As my grandfather came in.
Naked.
He jumped on top of me and grandma and formed a threesome.
Who would have thought! A threesome with my grandma and Grandpa!
My most sought after fantasy and it was finally coming true!
My grandfather's cock was penetrating my anus at lightning speed.
Then……His man tits exploded.
I didn't have time to think in the creamy, hairy, bloody mess.
So I just left.
And that was my first time having sex.

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 It all started when my grandma
-Called me into her room for &quot;Help&quot;
+Called me into her room for "Help"
 I figured she needed help with her computer
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 Never stopping.
-&quot;Faster! FASTER!&quot; she screamed.
+"Faster! FASTER!" she screamed.
 I gladly complied.
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 I had just about finished my grandpenis meal when the door slammed open.
-&quot;OH SHITFUCKNIGGERPISS!&quot; I thought to myself
+"OH SHITFUCKNIGGERPISS!" I thought to myself
 As my grandfather came in.

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 Was at my grandmother's house.
 It all started when my grandma
 Called me into her room for "Help"
 I figured she needed help with her computer
 Or something along the lines of that.
 But instead of being her personal technician
 I became her personal phuckbuddy.
 As I opened the door, I could feel a moist scent
 In my nose.
 It smelled of rotten fish and piss.
 Wondering what the hell she was doing in there
 I swiftly opened the door.
 And to my surprise
 There she was, naked with a candy-cane up her anus.
 I looked in horror as she took it out
 With her feces all over it,
 And began sucking on it seductively.
 At this point I wanted to leave immediately
 But I couldn't. I was so horny.
 I jumped on top of her.
 Her saggy breast flopped about, hitting my face.
 It made me so aroused it hurt.
 I grabbed her saggy, soggy breasts and just began sucking.
 Oh my god, I would do anything to do that again.
 I just sucked and sucked on her sagging boobs
 Never stopping.
 "Faster! FASTER!" she screamed.
 I gladly complied.
 Sucking even harder, I could feel a  pulse in her breast.
 And she lactated in my mouth.
 There was so much milk.
 This milk of hers  had been in her soggy breasts for decades
 And as a result, it tasted moldy, and felt a little bit creamy.
 The streams just kept coming out of her rocky nipples and I kept drinking it all
 But I had her milksack so far up my throat, It triggered my gag reflex.
 Instantly, I ripped her breast out of  my mouth and puked
 All over her face and succulent body.
 I thought this was the end of our fun.
 But it was just the beginning.
 The smelly, wet, creamy beginning.
 She began licking up my vomit chunk after chunk
 I just sat there, enjoying her show.
 Then she suddenly turned around.
 Revealing her penis.
 I couldn't resist but rub mine against hers
 It was so good
 It was like a spell of arousal.
 Then I came. Delightfully.
 Then she came. Delightfully.
 We both bent over and cleaned the cum off each other's dicks
 With our tongues.
 I had just about finished my grandpenis meal when the door slammed open.
 "OH SHITFUCKNIGGERPISS!" I thought to myself
 As my grandfather came in.
 Naked.
 He jumped on top of me and grandma and formed a threesome.
 Who would have thought! A threesome with my grandma and Grandpa!
 My most sought after fantasy and it was finally coming true!
 My grandfather's cock was penetrating my anus at lightning speed.
 Then……His man tits exploded.
 I didn't have time to think in the creamy, hairy, bloody mess.
 So I just left.
 And that was my first time having sex.

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 I'll never forget the day
 When I lost my virginity.
 It was Christmas and my family
 Was at my grandmother's house.
 It all started when my grandma