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Taken from an old, somewhat gay appearance guide (in that it called nigras "AIDS Men"), this somewhat lulzy avatar was originally referred to as a "Nazi Soldier" (which he isn't--not all German soldiers during WWII were nazis--they were just fighting for the Fatherland).  It is unclear if the German soldier was ever used on a raid before, but he may be a useful avatar someday--perhaps on a D-Day, Holocaust Remembrance Day, or Hitler's Birthday (4/20) raid. 
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This version of the German soldier puts him in wehrmacht camouflage with a beret in place of a decent helmet.  Copy the image exactly to get the right look--such as the odd face, and the blond hair ("Here comes the master race!!"  Since this is the closest that you can get to a German soldier, it loses some lulz.  Surely, though, a clusterfuck of German Soldiers should evoke some form of lulz.  Just how much is something we will have to wait and see.
  
  

Revision as of 20:57, 17 October 2010

There are many different avatars created to help the Nigra cause, some lulzy, some gay. The purpose of this article is to catalog many, if not all, known avatars used by the Nigras to inflict massive lulz on the denizens of Habbo.

Top Nigra Appearances

Nigra

Rapin' lolis, eatin' fried chicken, desu~

The basic Nigra appearance is the most popular, most lulz, and most effective weapon in our arsenal. Anyone who says they are tired of both the Nigra and Communist appearance is a n00b. Nigras peeve Habbos so much because of the basic fact that nearly all Habbos are racist honkies. I'm not even kidding and writing propaganda here: from raid experience, Habbos are quick to call Nigras "niggers" or worse (ex, "dirty niggers," and one Frog even called us "the Jackson Five"!). It's obvious that Mods will ban anyone who is black when Nigras are around, leading to collateral damage to regular habbofags.

However, this was all known when the Nigra avatar was first created; those pioneers knew that to really get under Sulake's skin, the rain avatar would have to be something that would really offend their sensibilities; nothing short of a black man in a fine suit and a huge afro does the job so well.

Communist

FOR THE MOTHERLAND!!

When the mods began to auto-ban Nigras on-sight, the Communist was invented to combat their racist ways. Dressed in red with a fur hat, these bearded Ruskies can be a great help on any raid. They have almost as much lulz as nigras, and seeing a huge commie cluster fuck is truly a sight to behold. However, new information has proven that Sulake may also ban commies, demonstrating their fascist discrimination.



Specific Raid Attire

Rasta Man

It's awwwwright!


Der Fuehrer

So we HEIL! HEIL! Right in Der Fuehrer's face!!


EFG

Remember, remember...


Other Avatars Used

Fritzl

Austrian men love to install jails in their basements, apparently.

Fritzl is based on an Austrian man of the same name who is now a world-famous sex offender. This appearance was used by our excellent German friends in a raid on Habbo DE. For more info, see the Fritzl article.

The Fritzle avatar features pale skin (from spending so much time in his basement bunker jail cells), moustache, sleepy eyes, messy hair, and slippers. This appearance is little known by non-German raiders, but thanks to our Deutsch brothers, perhaps more will learn of the epic raid.


Islamic Terrorist

Durka! Durka! Muhammed jihad!!


Epic Beard Man

I AM A MOTHERFUCKER.


Spy

Gentlemen...


German Soldier

Deutschland!

Taken from an old, somewhat gay appearance guide (in that it called nigras "AIDS Men"), this somewhat lulzy avatar was originally referred to as a "Nazi Soldier" (which he isn't--not all German soldiers during WWII were nazis--they were just fighting for the Fatherland). It is unclear if the German soldier was ever used on a raid before, but he may be a useful avatar someday--perhaps on a D-Day, Holocaust Remembrance Day, or Hitler's Birthday (4/20) raid.

This version of the German soldier puts him in wehrmacht camouflage with a beret in place of a decent helmet. Copy the image exactly to get the right look--such as the odd face, and the blond hair ("Here comes the master race!!" Since this is the closest that you can get to a German soldier, it loses some lulz. Surely, though, a clusterfuck of German Soldiers should evoke some form of lulz. Just how much is something we will have to wait and see.


BILLY MAYS

HI BILLY MAYS HERE!


Pedobear

so i herd u lieks loli



Work in progress.