Grand Old Time (Copypasta)

Grand Old Time

I'll never forget the day

When I lost my virginity.

It was Christmas and my family

Was at my grandmother's house.

It all started when my grandma

Called me into her room for "Help"

I figured she needed help with her computer

Or something along the lines of that.

But instead of being her personal technician

I became her personal phuckbuddy.

As I opened the door, I could feel a moist scent

In my nose.

It smelled of rotten fish and piss.

Wondering what the hell she was doing in there

I swiftly opened the door.

And to my surprise

There she was, naked with a candy-cane up her anus.

I looked in horror as she took it out

With her feces all over it,

And began sucking on it seductively.

At this point I wanted to leave immediately

But I couldn't. I was so horny.

I jumped on top of her.

Her saggy breast flopped about, hitting my face.

It made me so aroused it hurt.

I grabbed her saggy, soggy breasts and just began sucking.

Oh my god, I would do anything to do that again.

I just sucked and sucked on her sagging boobs

Never stopping.

"Faster! FASTER!" she screamed.

I gladly complied.

Sucking even harder, I could feel a pulse in her breast.

And she lactated in my mouth.

There was so much milk.

This milk of hers had been in her soggy breasts for decades

And as a result, it tasted moldy, and felt a little bit creamy.

The streams just kept coming out of her rocky nipples and I kept drinking it all

But I had her milksack so far up my throat, It triggered my gag reflex.

Instantly, I ripped her breast out of my mouth and puked

All over her face and succulent body.

I thought this was the end of our fun.

But it was just the beginning.

The smelly, wet, creamy beginning.

She began licking up my vomit chunk after chunk

I just sat there, enjoying her show.

Then she suddenly turned around.

Revealing her penis.

I couldn't resist but rub mine against hers

It was so good

It was like a spell of arousal.

Then I came. Delightfully.

Then she came. Delightfully.

We both bent over and cleaned the cum off each other's dicks

With our tongues.

I had just about finished my grandpenis meal when the door slammed open.

"OH SHITFUCKNIGGERPISS!" I thought to myself

As my grandfather came in.

Naked.

He jumped on top of me and grandma and formed a threesome.

Who would have thought! A threesome with my grandma and Grandpa!

My most sought after fantasy and it was finally coming true!

My grandfather's cock was penetrating my anus at lightning speed.

Then……His man tits exploded.

I didn't have time to think in the creamy, hairy, bloody mess.

So I just left.

And that was my first time having sex.