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If you read this, then you are probably newfag/failfag who can't block pools succesfully and make nice [[SwastiGET]].
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[http://www.meatspin.com LEARN HOW TO RAID!]
 
 
==Who am I?==
 
[[Image:How to be a nigra.PNG|right|thumb|If you chose other suit - you fail]]
 
You are '''[[Nigra]]''', and you '''must''' act like nigra.
 
*You must dress like real nigra
 
*You must obey [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Rules_Of_The_Internet rules of the internaet]
 
*If you can, '''BLOCK'''
 
*ALways when you raid use [[Habbo raid tools|raid tools]] to cause more lag&win
 
*LURK MOAR
 
*Remember, /b/rothers are your friends. Fight together and make raid epic
 
*If you see that your /b/rothers try to make [[SwastiGET|swasti]] or [[CommuGET]] don't stand like dick, HELP THEM.
 
*If you want to make huge raid, post topic with date, time, and hotel, at least 2 weeks b4 raid.
 
*FUCK HABBO CENSORSHIP, don't say DICK, it alerts modfags. To save your, and your /b/rothers' asses, say DlCK (D*lowercase L*CK)
 
*Entering pool will make you full of [[AIDS]] habbofag instantly, unless you know how to [[Habbo raid tools|walk on water]]
 
*'''If there is going to be huge raid like 7/12 or [[2007 9-11 Raid|9/11]], you <big>must</big> wait until specified hour, otherwise you will be called newfag. This is because when multiple accounts log on at the same time, Habbo's servers are slowed and more bandwidth is used.'''
 
*Be organized, [http://poolsclosed.us Poolsclosed.us] is your hq. Making solid wall at [[Janis]]'s lemonAIDS, then block pool ladder, then access to high dive, '''then''' making good looking swastiget is moar win than niggers running around whole room, and hardly trying to block pool doors.
 
 
 
==How many /b/rothers need to block room?==
 
For example rooftop rumble, if there are 3 nigras blocking whole room there is no use of trying to enter. Just go help /b/rothers in pool, theatre or something.
 
<gallery>
 
Image:Habbosphere pool deck plan.png|you may want to make wall between dressing room and pool
 
Image:Rooftop rumble plan.png|only 1 nigger to close the pool, and 2 to close the entire room
 
Image:Theaterdome plan.png|only 4 niggers to close aids-filled microphone
 
Image:Vertigo dance floor plan.png|again, only 4 brothers to close it
 
Image:Welcome lounge plan.png|3 nigras and welcome lounge is closed for every habbofag
 
Image:Sun terrace plan.png|block '''1''' at first, 5 nigras needed
 
Image:Rooftop rumble plan.png|the easiest pool to close, one nigra to block ladder, 2 nigras to block doors
 
Image:Palazzo pizza plan.png|Need 6 niggers, raid only if pool's closed for good
 
Image:Hotel kitchen plan.png|almost nobody enter this place
 
Image:Soccer stadium plan.png|Lol, sports
 
Image:Sports Lounge US.png|Only ONE needed to block. Easiest room in hotel to block
 
Image:The joint plan.png|Habbofags shouldn't be doing AIDS-drugs
 
Image:Rooftop Sky Lounge Plan.png|top of the hotel
 
 
 
</gallery>
 
 
 
==Raid tools==
 
''Main article: [[Habbo raid tools]].''
 
 
 
==What to spam?==
 
'''DO NOT SPAM ''Raid by 4chan.org'' ''/b/ WINS'' ''poolsclosed.us'' AND SHIT LIKE THIS YOU DAMN NEWFAG'''
 
 
 
Seriously, that just attracts MOAR AIDS, HABBO/NEWFAGS.
 
 
 
Make sure your copypasta don't have any [[Bobba|filtered words]]. On small raid you don't wanna mods, do you?
 
Put something from [[Stuff to shout]] to F* keys and for multiline flood you may put some song lyrics, [http://wikichan.org/index.php/Category:Copypasta Copypasta] or simply anything from intaernet.
 
 
 
==Pixels==
 
There is this new faggy thing called ''pixels'' now on Habbo. Get some easy badges like change your motto and change your clothes and get pixels. With those pixels you can make your self invisible (If you're in the darkest clothes items). It's great for minor raids.
 
 
 
==Getting habbofags b&==
 
On small raids make your name offensive, for example
 
*SHlTDlCKPENlS
 
SHlTDlCKPENlS
 
Habbofaggotry will say your name, alerting mods and getting B&<br />
 
'''FOR THE LULZ!'''
 
 
 
A second way is to wait for a habbofag to call you an offensive name, such as nigger. Immediately when the habbofags calls you a name, report it to a MOD on duty (if none are on duty, you're out of luck). Say something like: ''I was just minding my own business when a Habbo went up to me and called me the derogatory term, a nigger. Please help.'' Works like magic, unless the MOD on duty is too lazy to care, which does happen a lot. If this is the case, threaten to sue or ''alert the Management'' about the MODs poor ability to handle the situation. It will usually get the habbofag b&.
 
 
 
Also, another way to get a habbofag banned is if you report them for using Raid Tools. It is usually the keylogging, trojaning software called iHabbix that the habbofags use, but it might also be one of LOLToast's Raid Tools (sometimes habbofags do somehow find this tool). Either way, if they start to spam with the tool, report it to the MODs and do the same  things mentioned above.
 
 
 
==[[SwastiGET]]s and [[CommuGET]]s==
 
[[Image:How-to-make-swastiget.gif|center|framed|Well done SwastGET]]
 
[[Image:Swastiget with 17.png|thumb|left|250px|17 Nigras maek sum win.]]
 
[[Image:Commuget_with_18.png|thumb|right|250px|18 Nigras can defeat the evils of Habbo Hotel's capitalist pigs.]]
 
 
 
[[Category:Strategy and Technique]]
 

Revision as of 16:58, 3 July 2009