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If you read this, then you are probably newfag/failfag who can't block pools succesfully and make nice [[SwastiGET]].
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==Who am I?==
 
[[Image:How to be a nigra.PNG|right|thumb|If you chose other suit - you fail]]
 
You are '''[[Nigra]]''', and you '''must''' act like nigra.
 
*You must dress like real nigra
 
*You must obey [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Rules_Of_The_Internet rules of the internaet]
 
*If you can, '''BLOCK'''
 
*ALways when you raid use [[Habbo raid tools|raid tools]] to cause more lag&win
 
*LURK MOAR
 
*Remember, /b/rothers are your friends. Fight together and make raid epic
 
*If you see that your /b/rothers try to make [[SwastiGET|swasti]] or [[CommuGET]] don't stand like dick, HELP THEM.
 
*If you want to make huge raid, post topic with date, time, and hotel, at least 2 weeks b4 raid.
 
*FUCK HABBO CENSORSHIP, don't say DICK, it alerts modfags. To save your, and your /b/rothers' ass say DlCK (D*lowercase L*CK)
 
*Entering pool will make you full of [[AIDS]] habbofag instantly, unless you know how to [[Habbo raid tools|walk on water]]
 
*'''If there is going to be huge raid like 7/12 or [[2007 9-11 Raid|9/11]], you <big>must</big> wait until specified hour, otherwise you will be called newfag.'''
 
*Be organised, [http://poolsclosed.us Poolsclosed.us] is your hq. Making solid wall at [[Janis]]'s lemonAIDS, then block pool ladder, then access to high dive, '''then''' making good looking swastiget is moar win than niggers running around whole room, and hardly trying to block pool doors.
 
 
 
==How many /b/rothers need to block room?==
 
For example rooftop rumble, if there are 3 nigras blocking whole room there is no use of trying to enter. Just go help /b/rothers in pool, theatre or something.
 
<gallery>
 
Image:Habbosphere pool deck plan.png|you may want to make wall between dressing room and pool
 
Image:Theaterdome plan.png|only 4 niggers to close aids-filled microphone
 
Image:Vertigo dance floor plan.png|again, only 4 brothers to close it
 
Image:Welcome lounge plan.png|3 nigras and welcome lounge is closed for every habbofag
 
Image:Sun terrace plan.png|block '''1''' at first, 5 nigras needed
 
Image:Rooftop rumble plan.png|the easiest pool to close, one nigra to block ladder, 2 nigras to block doors
 
Image:Palazzo pizza plan.png|Need 6 niggers, raid only if pool's closed for good
 
Image:Hotel kitchen plan.png|almost nobody enter this place
 
</gallery>
 
 
 
==Raid tools==
 
''Main article: [[Habbo raid tools]].''
 
 
 
==What to spam?==
 
'''DO NOT SPAM ''Raid by 4chan.org'' ''/b/ WINS'' ''poolsclosed.us'' AND SHIT LIKE THIS YOU DAMN NEWFAG'''
 
 
 
Seriously, that just attracts MOAR AIDS, HABBO/NEWFAGS.
 
 
 
Make sure your copypasta don't have any word from [[Filtered words list]]. On small raid you don't wanna mods, do you?
 
Put something from [[Stuff to shout]] to F* keys and for multiline flood you may put some song lyrics, [http://wikichan.org/index.php/Category:Copypasta Copypasta] or simply anything from intaernet.
 
 
 
==Trolling private rooms, habbo forums and wikipedia==
 
Let's trick some habbofags to last measure, or goatse. I bet that some of room owners know shock sites, so they won't go to it, but there is nice solution for it. Go to [http://dr.ag], click ''Quick Url'' enter domain name, for example ''habbohackers'' and enter sum shock/keylogger filled site.
 
It'll come with smthing like that
 
your password for changes is c1729 ,
 
 
your long url http://cock.cx can be reached via these url-variants:
 
 
HABBOHACKERS111.DR.AG · DR.AG/HABBOHACKERS111
 
 
 
Password is for changing where domain should point.<br />
 
As you can see serious lulz might be done that way.<br /><br />
 
 
 
You can enter habbohackers111.avi and trick pedos to goatse, lulz.
 
 
 
==Getting habbofags b&==
 
On small raids make your name offensive, for example
 
*SHlTDlCKPENlS
 
SHlTDlCKPENlS
 
Habbofaggotry will say your name, alerting mods and getting B&<br />
 
'''FOR THE LULZ!'''
 
 
 
==[[SwastiGET]]s and [[CommuGET]]s==
 
[[Image:How-to-make-swastiget.gif|center|framed|Well done SwastGET]]
 
[[Image:Swastiget with 17.png|thumb|left|250px|17 Nigras maek sum win.]]
 
[[Image:Commuget_with_18.png|thumb|right|250px|18 Nigras can defeat the evils of Habbo Hotel's capitalist pigs.]]
 

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