Important Habbofags

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This page is for Habbofags who are especially faggy, and thus need documentation.

-DZ-

-DZ- is the leader of the Habbo Way Society, a dead Habbo Army. He launched a Youtube-based attack on the Nigras earlier this year (2007), claiming that nigras are fat, bald white kids who are picked on at school (and have Columbine-esque killing sprees) in his first video. After being outsmarted by the Nigras in several subsequent videos, he eventually went a bit crazy, and pretended to be "drunk". This was really just an excuse to ignore the nigras' response videos. -DZ- eventually admitted defeat, claiming he would return with CAMERAS. No such return has happened.

Generalman1

Generalman1 was the leader of an army who's name cannot be said, as he changed it every other fucking day. The army's gimmicks has spanned from Knights, Gangsters, Mobsters, Black Supremacists (even though he's racist), Furries, and Rappers. Every one of them has had the same goal though.....going to the pool and spamming stupid shit (saying shit such as "THE AFORS ARE SATIN". In English, this roughly translates to "The Nigras are worshipers of Satan"). His appearance did absolutely nothing, and his army only had two members. Himself, and his sockpuppet account Dr.Lamar. Despite being completley useless, and despite most likely knowing that the nigras saw him as a complete joke (Though he never admitted this, and always stated that his "army" would win), Generalman1 persistently attacked until he was perma'd, and presumably became an hero. Nevar forget....

Joecoolstar

Joecoolstar was an true hero. Joe was an outcast. He was mocked by his peers, hated by his alcoholic and pedophilic parents, and failed at everything he tried. On April 7th, 2006 Joe found Habbo Hotel. It was his second chance at life. Everyone on the site was like him....a complete faggot who lacks any social life. It was perfect....except for the fact that he lacked any virtual couches, which are the only real way to make friends on the damned site. He begged his parents for money, so he could buy some "furni". After striking him several times, they gave in and handed the little bastard some cash. He was loved. Everything was now truly perfect...until one day he went to soak up some AIDS in the Habbosphere Pool Deck with one of his Habbo Girlfriends (who was most likely a 40 year old man irl), and found a dark skinned man blocking the ladder, the pools only source of entry. He was astounded. Joe then somehow stumbled upon Poolsclosed. The nigras greeted him with open arms. Soon enough, Joe failed too hard and was chased away by several oncoming lazers. Knowing that he completely fucking failed at life, Joecoolstar killed himself on December 14th, 2006.