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waited for her to return. <br />
 
waited for her to return. <br />
 
It was my best day... Ever...<br />
 
It was my best day... Ever...<br />
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===Mah Pokemans===
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#001: Bulbasaur
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#002: Ivysaur
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#003: Venusaur
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#004: Charmander
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#005: Charmeleon
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#006: Charizard
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#007: Squirtle
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#008: Wartortle
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#009: Blastoise
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#010: Caterpie
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#011: Metapod
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#012: Butterfree
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#013: Weedle
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#014: Kakuna
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#015: Beedrill
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#016: Pidgey
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#017: Pidgeotto
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#018: Pidgeot
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#019: Rattata
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#020: Raticate
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#021: Spearow
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#022: Fearow
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#023: Ekans
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#024: Arbok
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#025: Pikachu
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#026: Raichu
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#027: Sandshrew
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#028: Sandslash
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#029: Nidoran (f)
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#030: Nidorina
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#031: Nidoqueen
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#032: Nidoran (m)
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#033: Nidorino
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#034: Nidoking
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#035: Clefairy
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#036: Clefable
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#037: Vulpix
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#038: Ninetales
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#039: Jigglypuff
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#040: Wigglytuff
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#041: Zubat
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#042: Golbat
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#043: Oddish
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#044: Gloom
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#045: Vileplume
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#046: Paras
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#047: Parasect
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#048: Venonat
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#049: Venomoth
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#050: Diglett
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#051: Dugtrio
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#052: Meowth
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#053: Persian
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#054: Psyduck
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#055: Golduck
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#056: Mankey
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#057: Primeape
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#058: Growlithe
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#059: Arcanine
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#060: Poliwag
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#061: Poliwhirl
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#062: Poliwrath
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#063: Abra
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#064: Kadabra
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#065: Alakazam
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#066: Machop
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#067: Machoke
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#068: Machamp
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#069: Bellsprout
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#070: Weepinbell
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#071: Victreebel
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#072: Tentacool
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#073: Tentacruel
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#074: Geodude
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#075: Graveler
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#076: Golem
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#077: Ponyta
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#078: Rapidash
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#079: Slowpoke
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#080: Slowbro
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#081: Magnemite
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#082: Magneton
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#083: Farfetch'd
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#084: Doduo
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#085: Dodrio
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#086: Seel
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#087: Dewgong
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#088: Grimer
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#089: Muk
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#090: Shellder
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#091: Cloyster
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#092: Gastly
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#093: Haunter
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#094: Gengar
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#095: Onix
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#096: Drowzee
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#097: Hypno
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#098: Krabby
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#099: Kingler
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#100: Voltorb
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#101: Electrode
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#102: Exeggcute
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#103: Exeggutor
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#104: Cubone
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#105: Marowak
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#106: Hitmonlee
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#107: Hitmonchan
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#108: Lickitung
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#109: Koffing
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#110: Weezing
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#111: Rhyhorn
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#112: Rhydon
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#113: Chansey
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#114: Tangela
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#115: Kangaskhan
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#116: Horsea
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#117: Seadra
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#118: Goldeen
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#119: Seaking
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#120: Staryu
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#121: Starmie
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#122: Mr. Mime
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#123: Scyther
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#124: Jynx
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#125: Electabuzz
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#126: Magmar
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#127: Pinsir
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#128: Tauros
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#129: Magikarp
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#130: Gyarados
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#131: Lapras
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#132: Ditto
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#133: Eevee
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#134: Vaporeon
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#135: Jolteon
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#136: Flareon
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#137: Porygon
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#138: Omanyte
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#139: Omastar
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#140: Kabuto
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#141: Kabutops
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#142: Aerodactyl
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#143: Snorlax
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#144: Articuno
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#145: Zapdos
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#146: Moltres
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#147: Dratini
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#148: Dragonair
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#149: Dragonite
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#150: Mewtwo
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#151: Mew
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#152: Chikorita
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#153: Bayleef
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#154: Meganium
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#155: Cyndaquil
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#156: Quilava
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#157: Typhlosion
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#158: Totodile
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#159: Croconaw
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#160: Feraligatr
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#161: Sentret
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#162: Furret
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#163: Hoothoot
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#164: Noctowl
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#165: Ledyba
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#166: Ledian
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#167: Spinarak
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#168: Ariados
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#169: Crobat
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#170: Chinchou
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#171: Lanturn
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#172: Pichu
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#173: Cleffa
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#174: Igglybuff
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#175: Togepi
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#176: Togetic
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#177: Natu
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#178: Xatu
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#179: Mareep
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#180: Flaaffy
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#181: Ampharos
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#182: Bellossom
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#183: Marill
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#184: Azumarill
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#185: Sudowoodo
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#186: Politoed
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#187: Hoppip
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#188: Skiploom
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#189: Jumpluff
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#190: Aipom
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#191: Sunkern
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#192: Sunflora
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#193: Yanma
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#194: Wooper
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#195: Quagsire
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#196: Espeon
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#197: Umbreon
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#198: Murkrow
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#199: Slowking
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#200: Misdreavus
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#201: Unown
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#202: Wobbuffet
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#203: Girafarig
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#204: Pineco
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#205: Forretress
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#206: Dunsparce
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#207: Gligar
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#208: Steelix
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#209: Snubbull
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#210: Granbull
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#211: Qwilfish
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#212: Scizor
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#213: Shuckle
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#214: Heracross
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#215: Sneasel
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#216: Teddiursa
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#217: Ursaring
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#218: Slugma
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#219: Magcargo
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#220: Swinub
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#221: Piloswine
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#222: Corsola
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#223: Remoraid
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#224: Octillery
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#225: Delibird
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#226: Mantine
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#227: Skarmory
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#228: Houndour
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#229: Houndoom
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#230: Kingdra
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#231: Phanpy
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#232: Donphan
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#233: Porygon2
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#234: Stantler
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#235: Smeargle
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#236: Tyrogue
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#237: Hitmontop
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#238: Smoochum
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#239: Elekid
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#240: Magby
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#241: Miltank
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#242: Blissey
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#243: Raikou
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#244: Entei
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#245: Suicune
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#246: Larvitar
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#247: Pupitar
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#248: Tyranitar
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#249: Lugia
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#250: Ho-oh
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#251: Celebi
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#252: Treecko
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#253: Grovyle
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#254: Sceptile
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#255: Torchic
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#256: Combusken
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#257: Blaziken
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#258: Mudkip
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#259: Marshtomp
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#260: Swampert
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#261: Poochyena
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#262: Mightyena
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#263: Zigzagoon
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#264: Linoone
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#265: Wurmple
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#266: Silcoon
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#267: Beautifly
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#268: Cascoon
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#269: Dustox
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#270: Lotad
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#271: Lombre
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#272: Ludicolo
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#273: Seedot
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#274: Nuzleaf
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#275: Shiftry
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#276: Taillow
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#277: Swellow
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#278: Wingull
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#279: Pelipper
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#280: Ralts
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#281: Kirlia
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#282: Gardevoir
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#283: Surskit
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#284: Masquerain
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#285: Shroomish
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#286: Breloom
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#287: Slakoth
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#288: Vigoroth
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#289: Slaking
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#290: Nincada
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#291: Ninjask
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#292: Shedinja
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#293: Whismur
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#294: Loudred
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#295: Exploud
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#296: Makuhita
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#297: Hariyama
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#298: Azurill
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#299: Nosepass
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#300: Skitty
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#301: Delcatty
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#302: Sableye
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#303: Mawile
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#304: Aron
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#305: Lairon
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#306: Aggron
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#307: Meditite
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#308: Medicham
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#309: Electrike
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#310: Manectric
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#311: Plusle
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#312: Minun
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#313: Volbeat
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#314: Illumise
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#315: Roselia
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#316: Gulpin
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#317: Swalot
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#318: Carvanha
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#319: Sharpedo
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#320: Wailmer
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#321: Wailord
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#322: Numel
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#323: Camerupt
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#324: Torkoal
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#325: Spoink
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#326: Grumpig
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#327: Spinda
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#328: Trapinch
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#329: Vibrava
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#330: Flygon
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#331: Cacnea
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#332: Cacturne
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#333: Swablu
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#334: Altaria
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#335: Zangoose
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#336: Seviper
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#337: Lunatone
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#338: Solrock
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#339: Barboach
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#340: Whiscash
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#341: Corphish
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#342: Crawdaunt
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#343: Baltoy
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#344: Claydol
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#345: Lileep
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#346: Cradily
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#347: Anorith
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#348: Armaldo
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#349: Feebas
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#350: Milotic
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#351: Castform
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#352: Kecleon
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#353: Shuppet
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#354: Banette
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#355: Duskull
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#356: Dusclops
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#357: Tropius
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#358: Chimecho
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#359: Absol
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#360: Wynaut
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#361: Snorunt
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#362: Glalie
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#363: Spheal
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#364: Sealeo
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#365: Walrein
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#366: Clamperl
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#367: Huntail
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#368: Gorebyss
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#369: Relicanth
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#370: Luvdisc
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#371: Bagon
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#372: Shelgon
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#373: Salamence
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#374: Beldum
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#375: Metang
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#376: Metagross
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#377: Regirock
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#378: Regice
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#379: Registeel
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#380: Latias
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#381: Latios
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#382: Kyogre
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#383: Groudon
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#384: Rayquaza
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#385: Jirachi
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#386: Deoxys
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#387: Turtwig
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#388: Grotle
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#389: Torterra
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#390: Chimchar
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#391: Monferno
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#392: Infernape
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#393: Piplup
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#394: Prinplup
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#395: Empoleon
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#396: Starly
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#397: Staravia
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#398: Staraptor
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#399: Bidoof
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#400: Bibarel
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#401: Kricketot
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#402: Kricketune
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#403: Shinx
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#404: Luxio
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#405: Luxray
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#406: Budew
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#407: Roserade
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#408: Cranidos
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#409: Rampardos
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#410: Shieldon
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#411: Bastiodon
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#412: Burmy
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#413: Wormadam
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#414: Mothim
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#415: Combee
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#416: Vespiquen
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#417: Pachirisu
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#418: Buizel
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#419: Floatzel
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#420: Cherubi
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#421: Cherrim
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#422: Shellos
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#423: Gastrodon
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#424: Ambipom
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#425: Drifloon
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#426: Drifblim
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#427: Buneary
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#428: Lopunny
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#429: Mismagius
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#430: Honchkrow
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#431: Glameow
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#432: Purugly
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#433: Chingling
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#434: Stunky
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#435: Skuntank
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#436: Bronzor
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#437: Bronzong
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#438: Bonsly
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#439: Mime Jr.
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#440: Happiny
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#441: Chatot
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#442: Spiritomb
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#443: Gible
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#444: Gabite
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#445: Garchomp
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#446: Munchlax
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#447: Riolu
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#448: Lucario
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#449: Hippopotas
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#450: Hippowdon
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#451: Skorupi
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#452: Drapion
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#453: Croagunk
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#454: Toxicroak
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#455: Carnivine
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#456: Finneon
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#457: Lumineon
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#458: Mantyke
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#459: Snover
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#460: Abomasnow
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#461: Weavile
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#462: Magnezone
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#463: Lickilicky
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#464: Rhyperior
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#465: Tangrowth
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#466: Electivire
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#467: Magmortar
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#468: Togekiss
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#469: Yanmega
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#470: Leafeon
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#471: Glaceon
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#472: Gliscor
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#473: Mamoswine
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#474: Porygon-Z
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#475: Gallade
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#476: Probopass
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#477: Dusknoir
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#478: Froslass
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#479: Rotom
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#480: Uxie
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#481: Mesprit
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#482: Azelf
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#483: Dialga
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#484: Palkia
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#485: Heatran
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#486: Regigigas
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#487: Giratina
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#488: Cresselia
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#489: Phione
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#490: Manaphy
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#491: Darkrai
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#492: Shaymin
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#493: Arceus
  
 
[[Category:Strategy and Technique]]
 
[[Category:Strategy and Technique]]

Revision as of 23:05, 1 December 2007

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Copypastas

Germany was having trouble

  • no "bobba"
  • turn ALL CAPS off

GERMANY WAS HAVlNG TROUBLE
WHAT A SAD, SAD STORY
NEEDED A NEW LEADER TO RESTORE
lTS FORMER GLORY
WHERE, OH, WHERE WAS HE?
WHERE COULD THAT MAN BE?
WE LOOKED AROUND AND THEN WE FOUND
THE MAN FOR YOU AND ME
AND NOW lT'S...
SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY
DEUTSCHLAND lS HAPPY AND GAY!
WE'RE MARCHlNG TO A FASTER PACE
LOOK OUT, HERE COMES THE MASTER RACE!
SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY
RHlNELAND'S A FlNE LAND ONCE MORE!
SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY
WATCH OUT, EUROPE
WE'RE GOlNG ON TOUR!
SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY...
LOOK, lT'S SPRlNGTlME
WlNTER FOR POLAND AND FRANCE
SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY!
SPRlNGTlME! SPRlNGTlME!
SPRlNGTlME! SPRlNGTlME!
SPRlNGTlME! SPRlNGTlME!
SPRlNGTlME! SPRlNGTlME!
COME ON, GERMANS
GO lNTO YOUR DANCE!
l WAS BORN lN DUSSELDORF UND THAT lS WHY THEY CALL ME ROLF.
DON'T BE STUPlD, BE A SMARTY, COME AND JOlN THE NAZl PARTY!
THE FU*RER lS COMlNG, THE FU*RER lS COMlNG, THE FU*RER lS COMlNG!
HElL HlTLER!
HElL HlTLER!
HElL HlTLER!
SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY
HElL HlTLER!
HElL MYSELF
HElL TO ME
l'M THE KRAUT
WHO'S OUT TO CHANGE OUR HlSTORY
HElL MYSELF
RAlSE YOUR HAND
THERE'S NO GREATER
DlCTATOR lN THE LAND!
EVERYTHlNG l DO, l DO FOR YOU!
YES, YOU DO!
lF YOU'RE LOOKlNG FOR A WAR, HERE'S WORLD WAR TWO!
HElL MYSELF
RAlSE YOUR BEER
JAWOHL!
EV'RY HOTSY-TOTSY NAZl STAND AND CHEER
HOORAY!
EV'RY HOTSY-TOTSY NAZl...
HElL MYSELF!
EV'RY HOTSY-TOTSY NAZl...
HElL MYSELF!
EV'RY HOTSY-TOTSY NAZl...
...STAND AND CHEER!
THE FU*RER lS CAUSlNG A FUROR!
HE'S GOT THOSE RUSSlANS ON THE RUN
YOU GOTTA LOVE THAT WACKY HUN!
THE FU*RER lS CAUSlNG A FUROR
THEY CAN'T SAY "NO" TO HlS DEMANDS
THEY'RE FREAKlNG OUT lN FORElGN LANDS
HE'S GOT THE WHOLE WORLD lN HlS HANDS
THE FU*RER lS CAUSlNG A FUROR!
l WAS JUST A PAPER HANGER
NO ONE MORE OBSCURER
GOT A PHONE CALL FROM THE RElCHSTAG
TOLD ME l WAS FU*RER
GERMANY WAS BLUE
WHAT, OH, WHAT TO DO?
HlTCHED UP MY PANTS
AND CONQUERED FRANCE
NOW DEUTSCHLAND'S SMlLlNG THROUGH!
BUT lT WASN'T ALWAYS SO EASY...
lT WAS 1932. HlNDENBURG WAS WORKlNG THE BlG ROOM AND l...
l WAS PLAYlNG THE LOUNGE. AND THEN l GOT MY BlG BREAK.
SOMEBODY BURNED DOWN THE RElCHSTAG. AND, WOULD YOU BELlEVE lT?
THEY MADE ME CHANCELLOR. CHANCELLOR!
lT AlN'T NO MYST'RY
lF lT'S POLlTlCS OR HlST'RY
THE THlNG YOU GOTTA KNOW lS
EV'RYTHlNG lS SHOW BlZ
HElL MYSELF
WATCH MY SHOW
l'M THE GERMAN ETHEL MERMAN
DONTCHA KNOW
WE ARE CROSSlNG BORDERS
THE NEW WORLD ORDER lS HERE
MAKE A GREAT BlG SMlLE
EV'RYONE SlEG HElL TO ME
WONDERFUL ME!
AND NOW lT'S...
SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY
GOOSE-STEP'S THE NEW STEP TODAY
SPRlNGTlME!
GOOSE-STEPS!
BOMBS FALLlNG FROM THE SKlES AGAlN
DEUTSCHLAND lS ON THE RlSE AGAlN
SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY
U-BOATS ARE SAlLlNG ONCE MORE
SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY
MEANS THAT...
SOON WE'LL BE GOlNG...
YOU KNOW WE'LL BE GOlNG....
YOU BET WE'LL BE GOlNG...
YOU KNOW WE'LL BE GOlNG TO WAR!!

Horse scat

  • long copypasta is LOOOOOOONG
  • contain some bobba, but i was able to spam it 3 times before i got permb&
  • great thing to shout in welcome lounge, newhabbofags seeing that sick shit will quickly leave habbo.
  • epic

since the horse was really my sisters,
she would tend to her horse
while i wouuld wonder around.
OK, so, I walked into the stable.
Me and my sister always went to look after our horse.
The stables weren't ours, see. We rented one.
Since the horse was really my sisters,
she would tend to her horse
while I wouuld wonder around.
Today it was raining, so I was soaking wet,
so I snuck off into the stable
on the other side of the farm from where everyone else was.
I thought it was empty, but when I closed the door
nd turned round a great white stallion was in front of me,
and kept nipping at my clothes.
I startd to pet him and he walked over to the other side
of the stable and started eating from his haynet,
I walked over behind him, cautiously,
then I noticed something
which changed the way
I thought about horses forever...
He lifted up his tail.
I could see his butthole in full view.
I felt myself go rock hard in my pants in seconds.
I carried on looking, and moved my head in a little closer.
A bit more... Then I noticed it start stretching.
Piles of horse crap started pouring out.
It was the most arousing thing I ever saw.
I looked at the fresh pile of crap on the floor.
I don't know why, but I picked some up and smelt it.
It smelt so good.
So fresh.
I started running my hand softly over his rear.
As I did so he moved his tail up
like he had done before.
My god I was so horny.
I stood there for about ten minutes
just staring at his butthole.
I then wondered what it'd be like to stick a finger in there.
So I sucked my index finger,
and placed it on his butthole.
The horse stopped eating and turned to look at me.
The look in his eyes
was almost like he was saying
"Push it inside me. I want you to."
He turned back to eating
once I started to apply pressure.
All of a sudden my finger just slipped inside.
I think he started to like it.
I hope he did.
I kept fingering his butthole
. It was amazing, just going in and out of him.
God I now wish I'd put my dick in there.
Unfortunately I couldn't. But I knew what I could do...
I remember thinking of how unsure I was.
I'm not gay, see.
I have a girlfriend who I love,
but this horse was so beautiful.
To RAYPE him would be so raw,
animalistic,
passionate...
I went underneath him,
and began to stroke his stomach,
and moved to his big balls.
They were black. And looked so hot.
Like tennis balls.
When I touhed them
I could feel him shudder slightly.
He absolutlley loved it...
I started to gently rub them.
I closed my eyes and pictures what I was doing.
It was amazing.
I stopped
and went back up to his anus again.
This time, instead of puting my hand there..
. I moved my face into his crack.
Once more, he lifted up his tail.
This time, I stuck out my tongue,
and began to lick him.
The amazing thing was though,
I really could feel him moving
his butt onto my face.
He kept moving backwards
until my face was pressed against the wall
by his beautful butthole.
And I didn't stop licking.
I just grabbed hold of his rear
and pulled him more into my face.
I suddenly felt his butthole spread
I realised what was about to fill my mouth,
and my god I wanted it so bad.
The crap clogged up my mouth.
I gagged but swallowed.
Some more came out, and I swallowed that.
It tasted so good,
straight from his butthole to my mouth.
I moved back a little bit to catch my breath
and looked at his butt.
It looked so tasty, so good.
He took a step back again,
pressing my face back into his butt,
like I wasn't allowed to stop until he was satisfied.
He suddenly stopped rubbing
his butthole on my face
, and walked back to feeding.
I decided he'd had enough for today,
and turned to walk out...
But I didn't leave...
When I turned round,
the biggest d.ck I have ever seen
was dangling from between his legs
. Oh my god it was so beautiful
. A huge black and pink d.ck
that must have been the size of my arm
dangling down.
I had to suck it.
I wanted it in my mouth.
I walked back over to him
and got on my knees and felt it.
It was incredible, like rubber,
but nicer feeling.
I started to wank him.
I tugged on his d.ck
like someone was forcing me
to with a gun at my head.
He started to whinny slightly,
that made me so much hotter.
I then sarted to lick the end of his shaft,
which made the entire thing rear up and slap his belly,
so I reajusted myself
so I could start licking it at the new height.
I then cupped his balls in my hands
and started to suck the tip,
and felt his butt bucking a bit...
I remember wondering
if he was actually trying to raype my face.
he kept thrusting at my face,
and it was wonderful.
The horse wanted to raype me!
How could I be so lucky!?
He wanted to ram his d.ck down my throat
and make me swallow his red hot sticky load of c.um
that was sure enough gonna burst
from the end of this massive shaft
he was forcing into my mouth.
Then it struck me,
I got a bit worried at that point,
wondering if I might choke,
or he might spray it all over me,
or if he might try to actually mount ME,
I wouldn't like him to mount me.
I tried to stop sucking him
to catch my breath by moing my head to the right,
at this, the horse just turned to the right
and started thrusting at my face
with his solid member.
The thing was though,
he kept getting it in my mouth.
I tried again,
but once more he forced it down my throat.
I just kept taking what was being
forced on me at that point.
I took my hands off his balls
and started jacking off his d.ck some more.
He pulled back a bit and stopped thrusting,
and I felt his d.ck twitch in my hands.
I realised wha was gonna happen,
so started jacking him as fast as I could...
And then...It was like someone got a hosepipe on me.
He gushed out c.um in my mouth,
but the amount was so ridiculous
I couldn't keep hardly any of it in.
It went all over my face.
He kept going and going.
Waves of c.um just kept shooting out all over me
as I just sat there,
unable to do anything except take it.
At that point he turned round.
I looked up only to see a tail rising.
I knew what he wanted.
He was such a dirty boy.
I watched as his butthole
twitched in that sexy way,
and then opened my mouth wide,
and sure enough, the golden-brown
wonderfully scented crap of this beautiful creature
that forced me to swallow its cum
was now filling my mouth again.
I swallowed it all.
It tasted so, so, so good.
Nearly as good as his c.um.
I watched him walk over to the other end of the stable
and lie down, clearly exhausted,
as I sat there, a face covered in horse c.um,
and with the taste of his crap in my mouth.
Man I felt good.
I took off my jumper and used it to wipe my face down.
As I walked out, I heard my sister in the other stable.
I couldn't figure out what she was doing
to her horse billy, he was whinnying.
I peeped round the corner to see my sister
bent over his tack box,
with him on top of her,
thrusting at her.
She was findling her breast with one hand,
and using the other for support.
Billy was clearly having the time of his life,
and my sister was too,
though she wasn't making a lot of noise,
it was clear she'd done this before.
After this my mind was made up;
I was going to raype a horse.
I walked in.
My sister exclaimed
"OH MY GOD!!! DON'T LOOK! GET OUT!!!"
"It's ok..." I said, and dropped my pants.
My sister looked at my rock solid member
and said "I don't want you..."
I looked at her and replied
"And I don't want you,
but Billys butt looks mighty tempting
while he's rapeing the living hell out of you!"
My sister grinned and pointed to a box.
I pulled it behind Billy
who started pounding at my sister again.
I lined my d.ck up with his hole
and started thrusting at him.
It was the best day of my life without a doubt.
rapeing the tight butthole of a mighty stallion
that was fucking the tight puss sy of my sister.
I heard her say "Keep going!"
And she got out from under him,
and then started to suck him.
I looked over seeing her take nearly all the d.ck
into her throat! I couldn't believe it!
I saw the lump slide down her throat,
she could do it and still breathe!
She is so lucky...
Billy rayped my sisters face
as her muffled groans only made me harder
inside the tight cave of his butthole.
I screamed out to my sister
"I'M GONNA CUM IN HIS BUTT"
To which she gave an extremely loud muffled moan.
I couldn't hold it anymore.
I shot my load inside Billys sexy butt
and then lay over him,
exasperated while he continued
rayping my sisters throat.
I walked out and left.
After realising what happened
I was so happy I didn't even want to finish
watching my sister get face rayped by the horse.
I got into the horse wagon and
waited for her to return.
It was my best day... Ever...

Mah Pokemans

  1. 001: Bulbasaur
  2. 002: Ivysaur
  3. 003: Venusaur
  4. 004: Charmander
  5. 005: Charmeleon
  6. 006: Charizard
  7. 007: Squirtle
  8. 008: Wartortle
  9. 009: Blastoise
  10. 010: Caterpie
  11. 011: Metapod
  12. 012: Butterfree
  13. 013: Weedle
  14. 014: Kakuna
  15. 015: Beedrill
  16. 016: Pidgey
  17. 017: Pidgeotto
  18. 018: Pidgeot
  19. 019: Rattata
  20. 020: Raticate
  21. 021: Spearow
  22. 022: Fearow
  23. 023: Ekans
  24. 024: Arbok
  25. 025: Pikachu
  26. 026: Raichu
  27. 027: Sandshrew
  28. 028: Sandslash
  29. 029: Nidoran (f)
  30. 030: Nidorina
  31. 031: Nidoqueen
  32. 032: Nidoran (m)
  33. 033: Nidorino
  34. 034: Nidoking
  35. 035: Clefairy
  36. 036: Clefable
  37. 037: Vulpix
  38. 038: Ninetales
  39. 039: Jigglypuff
  40. 040: Wigglytuff
  41. 041: Zubat
  42. 042: Golbat
  43. 043: Oddish
  44. 044: Gloom
  45. 045: Vileplume
  46. 046: Paras
  47. 047: Parasect
  48. 048: Venonat
  49. 049: Venomoth
  50. 050: Diglett
  51. 051: Dugtrio
  52. 052: Meowth
  53. 053: Persian
  54. 054: Psyduck
  55. 055: Golduck
  56. 056: Mankey
  57. 057: Primeape
  58. 058: Growlithe
  59. 059: Arcanine
  60. 060: Poliwag
  61. 061: Poliwhirl
  62. 062: Poliwrath
  63. 063: Abra
  64. 064: Kadabra
  65. 065: Alakazam
  66. 066: Machop
  67. 067: Machoke
  68. 068: Machamp
  69. 069: Bellsprout
  70. 070: Weepinbell
  71. 071: Victreebel
  72. 072: Tentacool
  73. 073: Tentacruel
  74. 074: Geodude
  75. 075: Graveler
  76. 076: Golem
  77. 077: Ponyta
  78. 078: Rapidash
  79. 079: Slowpoke
  80. 080: Slowbro
  81. 081: Magnemite
  82. 082: Magneton
  83. 083: Farfetch'd
  84. 084: Doduo
  85. 085: Dodrio
  86. 086: Seel
  87. 087: Dewgong
  88. 088: Grimer
  89. 089: Muk
  90. 090: Shellder
  91. 091: Cloyster
  92. 092: Gastly
  93. 093: Haunter
  94. 094: Gengar
  95. 095: Onix
  96. 096: Drowzee
  97. 097: Hypno
  98. 098: Krabby
  99. 099: Kingler
  100. 100: Voltorb
  101. 101: Electrode
  102. 102: Exeggcute
  103. 103: Exeggutor
  104. 104: Cubone
  105. 105: Marowak
  106. 106: Hitmonlee
  107. 107: Hitmonchan
  108. 108: Lickitung
  109. 109: Koffing
  110. 110: Weezing
  111. 111: Rhyhorn
  112. 112: Rhydon
  113. 113: Chansey
  114. 114: Tangela
  115. 115: Kangaskhan
  116. 116: Horsea
  117. 117: Seadra
  118. 118: Goldeen
  119. 119: Seaking
  120. 120: Staryu
  121. 121: Starmie
  122. 122: Mr. Mime
  123. 123: Scyther
  124. 124: Jynx
  125. 125: Electabuzz
  126. 126: Magmar
  127. 127: Pinsir
  128. 128: Tauros
  129. 129: Magikarp
  130. 130: Gyarados
  131. 131: Lapras
  132. 132: Ditto
  133. 133: Eevee
  134. 134: Vaporeon
  135. 135: Jolteon
  136. 136: Flareon
  137. 137: Porygon
  138. 138: Omanyte
  139. 139: Omastar
  140. 140: Kabuto
  141. 141: Kabutops
  142. 142: Aerodactyl
  143. 143: Snorlax
  144. 144: Articuno
  145. 145: Zapdos
  146. 146: Moltres
  147. 147: Dratini
  148. 148: Dragonair
  149. 149: Dragonite
  150. 150: Mewtwo
  151. 151: Mew
  152. 152: Chikorita
  153. 153: Bayleef
  154. 154: Meganium
  155. 155: Cyndaquil
  156. 156: Quilava
  157. 157: Typhlosion
  158. 158: Totodile
  159. 159: Croconaw
  160. 160: Feraligatr
  161. 161: Sentret
  162. 162: Furret
  163. 163: Hoothoot
  164. 164: Noctowl
  165. 165: Ledyba
  166. 166: Ledian
  167. 167: Spinarak
  168. 168: Ariados
  169. 169: Crobat
  170. 170: Chinchou
  171. 171: Lanturn
  172. 172: Pichu
  173. 173: Cleffa
  174. 174: Igglybuff
  175. 175: Togepi
  176. 176: Togetic
  177. 177: Natu
  178. 178: Xatu
  179. 179: Mareep
  180. 180: Flaaffy
  181. 181: Ampharos
  182. 182: Bellossom
  183. 183: Marill
  184. 184: Azumarill
  185. 185: Sudowoodo
  186. 186: Politoed
  187. 187: Hoppip
  188. 188: Skiploom
  189. 189: Jumpluff
  190. 190: Aipom
  191. 191: Sunkern
  192. 192: Sunflora
  193. 193: Yanma
  194. 194: Wooper
  195. 195: Quagsire
  196. 196: Espeon
  197. 197: Umbreon
  198. 198: Murkrow
  199. 199: Slowking
  200. 200: Misdreavus
  201. 201: Unown
  202. 202: Wobbuffet
  203. 203: Girafarig
  204. 204: Pineco
  205. 205: Forretress
  206. 206: Dunsparce
  207. 207: Gligar
  208. 208: Steelix
  209. 209: Snubbull
  210. 210: Granbull
  211. 211: Qwilfish
  212. 212: Scizor
  213. 213: Shuckle
  214. 214: Heracross
  215. 215: Sneasel
  216. 216: Teddiursa
  217. 217: Ursaring
  218. 218: Slugma
  219. 219: Magcargo
  220. 220: Swinub
  221. 221: Piloswine
  222. 222: Corsola
  223. 223: Remoraid
  224. 224: Octillery
  225. 225: Delibird
  226. 226: Mantine
  227. 227: Skarmory
  228. 228: Houndour
  229. 229: Houndoom
  230. 230: Kingdra
  231. 231: Phanpy
  232. 232: Donphan
  233. 233: Porygon2
  234. 234: Stantler
  235. 235: Smeargle
  236. 236: Tyrogue
  237. 237: Hitmontop
  238. 238: Smoochum
  239. 239: Elekid
  240. 240: Magby
  241. 241: Miltank
  242. 242: Blissey
  243. 243: Raikou
  244. 244: Entei
  245. 245: Suicune
  246. 246: Larvitar
  247. 247: Pupitar
  248. 248: Tyranitar
  249. 249: Lugia
  250. 250: Ho-oh
  251. 251: Celebi
  252. 252: Treecko
  253. 253: Grovyle
  254. 254: Sceptile
  255. 255: Torchic
  256. 256: Combusken
  257. 257: Blaziken
  258. 258: Mudkip
  259. 259: Marshtomp
  260. 260: Swampert
  261. 261: Poochyena
  262. 262: Mightyena
  263. 263: Zigzagoon
  264. 264: Linoone
  265. 265: Wurmple
  266. 266: Silcoon
  267. 267: Beautifly
  268. 268: Cascoon
  269. 269: Dustox
  270. 270: Lotad
  271. 271: Lombre
  272. 272: Ludicolo
  273. 273: Seedot
  274. 274: Nuzleaf
  275. 275: Shiftry
  276. 276: Taillow
  277. 277: Swellow
  278. 278: Wingull
  279. 279: Pelipper
  280. 280: Ralts
  281. 281: Kirlia
  282. 282: Gardevoir
  283. 283: Surskit
  284. 284: Masquerain
  285. 285: Shroomish
  286. 286: Breloom
  287. 287: Slakoth
  288. 288: Vigoroth
  289. 289: Slaking
  290. 290: Nincada
  291. 291: Ninjask
  292. 292: Shedinja
  293. 293: Whismur
  294. 294: Loudred
  295. 295: Exploud
  296. 296: Makuhita
  297. 297: Hariyama
  298. 298: Azurill
  299. 299: Nosepass
  300. 300: Skitty
  301. 301: Delcatty
  302. 302: Sableye
  303. 303: Mawile
  304. 304: Aron
  305. 305: Lairon
  306. 306: Aggron
  307. 307: Meditite
  308. 308: Medicham
  309. 309: Electrike
  310. 310: Manectric
  311. 311: Plusle
  312. 312: Minun
  313. 313: Volbeat
  314. 314: Illumise
  315. 315: Roselia
  316. 316: Gulpin
  317. 317: Swalot
  318. 318: Carvanha
  319. 319: Sharpedo
  320. 320: Wailmer
  321. 321: Wailord
  322. 322: Numel
  323. 323: Camerupt
  324. 324: Torkoal
  325. 325: Spoink
  326. 326: Grumpig
  327. 327: Spinda
  328. 328: Trapinch
  329. 329: Vibrava
  330. 330: Flygon
  331. 331: Cacnea
  332. 332: Cacturne
  333. 333: Swablu
  334. 334: Altaria
  335. 335: Zangoose
  336. 336: Seviper
  337. 337: Lunatone
  338. 338: Solrock
  339. 339: Barboach
  340. 340: Whiscash
  341. 341: Corphish
  342. 342: Crawdaunt
  343. 343: Baltoy
  344. 344: Claydol
  345. 345: Lileep
  346. 346: Cradily
  347. 347: Anorith
  348. 348: Armaldo
  349. 349: Feebas
  350. 350: Milotic
  351. 351: Castform
  352. 352: Kecleon
  353. 353: Shuppet
  354. 354: Banette
  355. 355: Duskull
  356. 356: Dusclops
  357. 357: Tropius
  358. 358: Chimecho
  359. 359: Absol
  360. 360: Wynaut
  361. 361: Snorunt
  362. 362: Glalie
  363. 363: Spheal
  364. 364: Sealeo
  365. 365: Walrein
  366. 366: Clamperl
  367. 367: Huntail
  368. 368: Gorebyss
  369. 369: Relicanth
  370. 370: Luvdisc
  371. 371: Bagon
  372. 372: Shelgon
  373. 373: Salamence
  374. 374: Beldum
  375. 375: Metang
  376. 376: Metagross
  377. 377: Regirock
  378. 378: Regice
  379. 379: Registeel
  380. 380: Latias
  381. 381: Latios
  382. 382: Kyogre
  383. 383: Groudon
  384. 384: Rayquaza
  385. 385: Jirachi
  386. 386: Deoxys
  387. 387: Turtwig
  388. 388: Grotle
  389. 389: Torterra
  390. 390: Chimchar
  391. 391: Monferno
  392. 392: Infernape
  393. 393: Piplup
  394. 394: Prinplup
  395. 395: Empoleon
  396. 396: Starly
  397. 397: Staravia
  398. 398: Staraptor
  399. 399: Bidoof
  400. 400: Bibarel
  401. 401: Kricketot
  402. 402: Kricketune
  403. 403: Shinx
  404. 404: Luxio
  405. 405: Luxray
  406. 406: Budew
  407. 407: Roserade
  408. 408: Cranidos
  409. 409: Rampardos
  410. 410: Shieldon
  411. 411: Bastiodon
  412. 412: Burmy
  413. 413: Wormadam
  414. 414: Mothim
  415. 415: Combee
  416. 416: Vespiquen
  417. 417: Pachirisu
  418. 418: Buizel
  419. 419: Floatzel
  420. 420: Cherubi
  421. 421: Cherrim
  422. 422: Shellos
  423. 423: Gastrodon
  424. 424: Ambipom
  425. 425: Drifloon
  426. 426: Drifblim
  427. 427: Buneary
  428. 428: Lopunny
  429. 429: Mismagius
  430. 430: Honchkrow
  431. 431: Glameow
  432. 432: Purugly
  433. 433: Chingling
  434. 434: Stunky
  435. 435: Skuntank
  436. 436: Bronzor
  437. 437: Bronzong
  438. 438: Bonsly
  439. 439: Mime Jr.
  440. 440: Happiny
  441. 441: Chatot
  442. 442: Spiritomb
  443. 443: Gible
  444. 444: Gabite
  445. 445: Garchomp
  446. 446: Munchlax
  447. 447: Riolu
  448. 448: Lucario
  449. 449: Hippopotas
  450. 450: Hippowdon
  451. 451: Skorupi
  452. 452: Drapion
  453. 453: Croagunk
  454. 454: Toxicroak
  455. 455: Carnivine
  456. 456: Finneon
  457. 457: Lumineon
  458. 458: Mantyke
  459. 459: Snover
  460. 460: Abomasnow
  461. 461: Weavile
  462. 462: Magnezone
  463. 463: Lickilicky
  464. 464: Rhyperior
  465. 465: Tangrowth
  466. 466: Electivire
  467. 467: Magmortar
  468. 468: Togekiss
  469. 469: Yanmega
  470. 470: Leafeon
  471. 471: Glaceon
  472. 472: Gliscor
  473. 473: Mamoswine
  474. 474: Porygon-Z
  475. 475: Gallade
  476. 476: Probopass
  477. 477: Dusknoir
  478. 478: Froslass
  479. 479: Rotom
  480. 480: Uxie
  481. 481: Mesprit
  482. 482: Azelf
  483. 483: Dialga
  484. 484: Palkia
  485. 485: Heatran
  486. 486: Regigigas
  487. 487: Giratina
  488. 488: Cresselia
  489. 489: Phione
  490. 490: Manaphy
  491. 491: Darkrai
  492. 492: Shaymin
  493. 493: Arceus