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Horse scat — 257 lines

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since the horse was really my sisters, she would tend to her horse while i wouuld wonder around. OK, so, I walked into the stable. Me and my sister always went to look after our horse. The stables weren't ours, see. We rented one. Since the horse was really my sisters, she would tend to her horse while I wouuld wonder around. Today it was raining, so I was soaking wet, so I snuck off into the stable on the other side of the farm from where everyone else was. I thought it was empty, but when I closed the door nd turned round a great white stallion was in front of me, and kept nipping at my clothes. I startd to pet him and he walked over to the other side of the stable and started eating from his haynet, I walked over behind him, cautiously, then I noticed something which changed the way I thought about horses forever... He lifted up his tail. I could see his butthole in full view. I felt myself go rock hard in my pants in seconds. I carried on looking, and moved my head in a little closer. A bit more... Then I noticed it start stretching. Piles of horse crap started pouring out. It was the most arousing thing I ever saw. I looked at the fresh pile of crap on the floor. I don't know why, but I picked some up and smelt it. It smelt so good. So fresh. I started running my hand softly over his rear. As I did so he moved his tail up like he had done before. My god I was so h -0-r - ny. I stood there for about ten minutes just staring at his butthole. I then wondered what it'd be like to stick a finger in there. So I suched my index finger, and placed it on his butthole. The horse stopped eating and turned to look at me. The look in his eyes was almost like he was saying "Push lt inside me. I want you to." He turned back to eating once I started to apply pressure. All of a sudden my finger just slipped inside. I think he started to like it. I hope he did. I kept fingering his butthole . It was amazing, just going in and out of him. God I now wish I'd put my dick in there. Unfortunately I couldn't. But I knew what I could do... I remember thinking of how unsure I was. I'm not gay, see. I have a girlfriend who I love, but this horse was so beautiful. To RAYPE him would be so raw, animalistic, passionate... I went underneath him, and began to stroke his stomach, and moved to his big balls. They were black. And looked so hot. Like tennis balls. When I touhed them I could feel him shudder slightly. He absolutlley loved it... I started to gently rub them. I closed my eyes and pictures what I was doing. It was amazing. I stopped and went back up to his butthole again. This time, instead of puting my hand there.. . I moved my face into his crack. Once more, he lifted up his tail. This time, I stuck out my tongue, and began to Llck him. The amazing thing was though, I really could feel him moving his butt onto my face. He kept moving backwards until my face was pressed against the wall by his beautful butthole. And I didn't stop Llcking. I just grabbed hold of his rear and pulled him more into my face. I suddenly felt his butthole spread I realized what was about to fill my mouth, and my god I wanted it so bad. The crap clogged up my mouth. I gagged but swallowed. Some more came out, and I swallowed that. It tasted so good, straight from his butthole to my mouth. I moved back a little bit to catch my breath and looked at his butt. It looked so tasty, so good. He took a step back again, pressing my face back into his butt, like I wasn't allowed to stop until he was satisfied. He suddenly stopped rubbing his butthole on my face , and walked back to feeding. I decided he'd had enough for today, and turned to walk out... But I didn't leave... When I turned round, the biggest dlck I have ever seen was dangling from between his legs . Oh my god it was so beautiful . A huge black and pink dlck that must have been the size of my arm dangling down. I had to such it. I wanted it in my mouth. I walked back over to him and got on my knees and felt it. It was incredible, like rubber, but nicer feeling. I started to w4nch him. I tugged on his dlck like someone was forcing me to with a gun at my head. He started to whinny slightly, that made me so much hotter. I then sarted to Llck the end of his shaft, which made the entire thing rear up and slap his belly, so I reajusted myself so I could start liching it at the new height. I then cupped his balls in my hands and started to such the tip, and felt his butt bucking a bit... I remember wondering if he was actually trying to raype my face. he kept thrusting at my face, and it was wonderful. The horse wanted to raype me! How could I be so lucky!? He wanted to ram his dlck down my throat and make me swallow his red hot sticky load of cumm that was sure enough gonna burst from the end of this massive shaft he was forcing into my mouth. Then it struck me, I got a bit worried at that point, wondering if I might choke, or he might spray it all over me, or if he might try to actually mount ME, I wouldn't like him to mount me. I tried to stop suching him to catch my breath by moing my head to the right, at this, the horse just turned to the right and started thrusting at my face with his solid member. The thing was though, he kept getting it in my mouth. I tried again, but once more he forced it down my throat. I just kept taking what was being forced on me at that point. I took my hands off his balls and started jacking off his dlck some more. He pulled back a bit and stopped thrusting, and I felt his d.ck twitch in my hands. I realized wha was gonna happen, so started jacking him as fast as I could... And then...It was like someone got a hosepipe on me. He gushed out cumm in my mouth, but the amount was so ridiculous I couldn't keep hardly any of it in. It went all over my face. He kept going and going. Waves of cumm just kept shooting out all over me as I just sat there, unable to do anything except take it. At that point he turned round. I looked up only to see a tail rising. I knew what he wanted. He was such a dirty boy. I watched as his butthole twitched in that sexy way, and then opened my mouth wide, and sure enough, the golden-brown wonderfully scented crap of this beautiful creature that forced me to swallow its cum was now filling my mouth again. I swallowed it all. It tasted so, so, so good. Nearly as good as his cumm. I watched him walk over to the other end of the stable and lie down, clearly exhausted, as I sat there, a face covered in horse cumm, and with the taste of his crap in my mouth. Man I felt good. I took off my jumper and used it to wipe my face down. As I walked out, I heard my sister in the other stable. I couldn't figure out what she was doing to her horse billy, he was whinnying. I peeped round the corner to see my sister bent over his tack box, with him on top of her, thrusting at her. She was findling her breast with one hand, and using the other for support. Billy was clearly having the time of his life, and my sister was too, though she wasn't making a lot of noise, it was clear she'd done this before. After this my mind was made up; I was going to raype a horse. I walked in. My sister exclaimed "OH MY GOD!!! DON'T LOOK! GET OUT!!!" "It's ok..." I said, and dropped my pants. My sister looked at my rock solid member and said "I don't want you..." I looked at her and replied "And I don't want you, but Billys butt looks mighty tempting while he's rapeing the living hell out of you!" My sister grinned and pointed to a box. I pulled it behind Billy who started pounding at my sister again. I lined my dlck up with his hole and started thrusting at him. It was the best day of my life without a doubt. rapeing the tight butthole of a mighty stallion that was fucking the tight pussi of my sister. I heard her say "Keep going!" And she got out from under him, and then started to such him. I looked over seeing her take nearly all the d.ck into her throat! I couldn't believe it! I saw the lump slide down her throat, she could do it and still breathe! She is so lucky... Billy rayped my sisters face as her muffled groans only made me harder inside the tight cave of his butthole. I screamed out to my sister "I'M GONNA CUM IN HIS BUTT" To which she gave an extremely loud muffled moan. I couldn't hold it anymore. I shot my load inside Billys sexy butt and then lay over him, exasperated while he continued rayping my sisters throat. I walked out and left. After realising what happened I was so happy I didn't even want to finish watching my sister get face rayped by the horse. I got into the horse wagon and waited for her to return. It was my best day... Ever...

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Chocolate Rain — 80 lines

Chocolate Rain Some stay dry and others feel the pain Chocolate Rain A baby born will die before the sin Chocolate Rain The school books say it can't be here again Chocolate Rain The prisons make you wonder where it went Chocolate Rain Build a tent and say the world is dry Chocolate Rain Zoom the camera out and see the lie Chocolate Rain Forecast to be falling yesterday Chocolate Rain Only in the past is what they say Chocolate Rain Raised your neighborhood insurance rates Chocolate Rain Makes us happy 'livin in a gate Chocolate Rain Made me cross the street the other day Chocolate Rain Made you turn your head the other way (Chorus) Chocolate Rain History quickly crashing through your veins Chocolate Rain Using you to fall back down again [Repeat] Chocolate Rain Seldom mentioned on the radio Chocolate Rain Its the fear your leaders call control Chocolate Rain Worse than swearing worse than calling names Chocolate Rain Say it publicly and you're insane Chocolate Rain No one wants to hear about it now Chocolate Rain Wish real hard it goes away somehow Chocolate Rain Makes the best of friends begin to fight Chocolate Rain But did they know each other in the light? Chocolate Rain Every February washed away Chocolate Rain Stays behind as colors celebrate Chocolate Rain The same crime has a higher price to pay chocolate Rain The judge and jury swear it's not the face (Chorus) Chocolate Rain Dirty secrets of economy Chocolate Rain Turns that body into GDP Chocolate Rain The bell curve blames the baby's DNA Chocolate Rain But test scores are how much the parents make Chocolate Rain 'Flippin cars in France the other night Chocolate Rain Cleans the sewers out beneath Mumbai Chocolate Rain 'Cross the world and back its all the same Chocolate Rain Angels cry and shake their heads in shame Chocolate Rain Lifts the ark of paradise in sin Chocolate Rain Which part do you think you're 'livin in? Chocolate Rain More than 'marchin more than passing law Chocolate Rain Remake how we got to where we are. (Chorus)

Springtime For Hitler and Germany (104 lines)

Germany was having trouble What a sad, sad story Needed a new leader to restore Its former glory Where, oh, where was he? Where could that man be? We looked around and then we found The man for you and me And now it's... Springtime for Hit1er and Germany Deutschland is happy and gay! We're marching to a faster pace Look out, here comes the master race! Springtime for Hit1er and Germany Rhineland's a fine land once more! Springtime for Hitler and Germany Watch out, Europe We're going on tour! Springtime for Hit1er and Germany... Look, it's springtime Winter for Poland and France Springtime for Hit1er and Germany! Springtime! Springtime! Come on, Germans Go into your dance! I was born in Dusseldorf und that is why they call me Rolf. Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Naz1 party! The Fuehrer is coming, the Fuehrer is coming, the Fuehrer is coming! Heil Hit1er! Springtime for Hit1er and Germany Heil Hit1er! Heil myself Heil to me I'm the kraut Who's out to change our history Heil myself Raise your hand There's no greater Dictator in the land! Everything I do, I do for you! Yes, you do! If you're looking for a war, here's World War Two! Heil myself Raise your beer Jawohl! Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Naz1 stand and cheer Hooray! Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Nazi... Heil myself! Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Nazi... Heil myself! Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Nazi... ...stand and cheer! The Fuehrer is causing a furor! He's got those Russians on the run You gotta love that wacky hun! The Fuehrer is causing a furor They can't say "no" to his demands They're freaking out in foreign lands He's got the whole world in his hands The Fuehrer is causing a furor! I was just a paper hanger No one more obscurer Got a phone call from the Reichstag Told me I was Fuhrer Germany was blue What, oh, what to do? Hitched up my pants And conquered France Now Deutschland's smiling through! But it wasn't always so easy... It was 1932. Hindenburg was working the Big Room and I... I was playing the lounge. And then I got my big break. Somebody burned down the Reichstag. And, would you believe it? They made me Chancellor. Chancellor! It ain't no myst'ry If it's politics or hist'ry The thing you gotta know is Ev'rything is show biz Heil myself Watch my show I'm the German Ethel Merman Dontcha know We are crossing borders The new world order is here Make a great big smile Ev'ryone sieg heil to me Wonderful me! And now it's... Springtime for Hit1er and Germany Goose-step's the new step today Springtime! Goose-steps! Bombs falling from the skies again Deutschland is on the rise again Springtime for Hitler and Germany U-boats are sailing once more Springtime for Hitler and Germany Means that... Soon we'll be going... We've got to be going... You know we'll be going.... You bet we'll be going... You know we'll be going to war!!

Anon Alphabet

Kids, It's time to learn the Anon Alphabet. /a/ /b/ /c/ /d/ /e/ /f/ /g/ /gif/ /h/ /hr/ /k/ /m/ /o/ /p/ /r/ /s/ /t/ /u/ /v/ /w/ /wg/ /i/ /ic/ /cm/ /y/ /an/ /cgl/ /ck/ /co/ /fa/ /fit/ /hc/ /jp/ /mu/ /n/ /po/ /sp/ /tg/ /toy/ /trv/ /tv/ /x/ /rs/ /yg/ /z/

NOW I KNOW MY ABCs NEXT TIME WONT YOU SING WITH ME?

I Like to Watch — 46 lines

I put my hand in my pocket What do I feel One hundred and ten stories Of concrete and steel I like to watch That plane-shaped hole Really gets me hot But the big ball of fire Is the money shot I like to watch I like to watch The plane going in I like to watch The flame shooting out People dive into the street While I play with my meat My steel melted and my tower's coming down The New York skyline Will never be the same But the guys who flew those planes Had ****ing amazing aim I like to watch There must have been a reason But I don't understand Why they hit the Pentagon Instead of Disneyland I like to watch I like to watch The plane going in I like to watch The flame shooting out It's raining broken glass While I sit on my ass My steel melted and my tower's coming down I'd almost had enough Of watching planes explode Until they showed it in reverse And I had to shoot my load I like to watch Now my hand's all sticky And I can't find a rag I guess I'll have to use The american flag I like to watch

Caturday-Air — 38 lines

<pre> Nao dis iz a story awl abowt hao mai Lief goted flippeded turneded upsied down adn I'd lieks ta taek a minuet jus sitz riet thar I'll tell yoo hao becom teh prince uv a widah-pissin-territory cawleded Bel-Air

In West Philadelphia born adn raiseded Awn teh playground iz wher I spended most uv mai daiz Chillin' owt, maxin', rylaxin', awl cool adn awl shootin' sum b-balz owtsied uv teh skool Wehn a couple uv guyz, hoo werz up ta noes gud staarteded makin' trubble in mai neighborhood goted in wun liddill fyet adn mai mahm goted skared adn sayed, "ur movin' wif yur auntie adn uncle in Bel-Air."

I beggeded adn pleadeded wif her teh uddah dai But her packeded mai suitcaes adn sended meh awn mai wai Her gaev meh a kissin’ adn her gaev meh mai ticket put mai walkman awn adn sayed I maiet az well kick eet

furst class, yo dis iz bad, Drinkin orange joos owtta a champagne glass iz dis whut teh peeps uv bel-air livin’ lieks, Hmm dis maiet b alriet!

But wayt, I heer dey're percy, boozwah adn awl dat but nooen haz a plaec ta send dis cool cat dun finks sow, I'll seez wehn getz thar I hoep dey're prepared Foar teh Prince uv Bel-Air!

Wehn teh plaen landeded adn I comed abowt dood, lukeded lieks a cop standin' thar wif mai name owt aint tyrin ta getz arresteded yet, I jus goted heer! sow I sprin wif teh quikness dat lightnin disappearz

whistleded foar a cab adn wehn eet comed near Teh license plaet sayed fresh adn eet haded diec in teh meeror If anyfin I kud meaow dat dis cab wuz raer But thot, "Nah, foargetz eet. Yo territoriez.. Ta Bel-Air!"

I.. pulleded... up ta mai territory at abowt 7 or 8 adn I yelleded ta teh cabby "Yo territoriez, smell ya latah!" lukeded at mai kindum I wuz finally thar Ta sitz awn mai throen az teh Prince uv Bel-Air. </pre>

All your chickens — 19 lines

<pre> In A.D. 12 July 2006 War was beginning Mod: What happen? Habbo: Somebody block pool Habbo: We get signal Mod: What Habbo: Main screen turn on Mod: It's You NIGRAS: How are you gentlemen NIGRAS: All your pool are belong to us NIGRAS: You are on the way to destruction from AIDS Mod: What you say NIGRAS: You have no chance to survive make your time NIGRAS: Ha Ha Ha Ha Mod: Take off every "NIGRA" Mod: You know what you doing Mod: Ban "NIGRA" Mod: For great justice ALL YOUR CHICKENS ARE BELONG TO US </pre>

Save the Fros(6 lines)

<pre> SAVE THE FROS,BROS THE POOL IS CLOSED! DUE TO AIDS FROM LEMONAID SAVE THE FROS,BROS THE POOL IS CLOSED! </pre>

Der Fuehrer's Face(36 lines)

<pre> When der fuehrer says "We ist der master race!" We HEIL! HEIL! Right in der fuehrer's face Not to love der fuehrer is a great disgrace So we HEIL! HEIL! Right in der fuehrer's face!

When Herr Goebbels says we own the world and space We HEIL! HEIL! right in Herr Goebbels' face When Herr Goring says they'll never bomb dis place We HEIL! HEIL! right in Herr Goring's face Are we not the supermen--Aryan pure supermen? Ja we ist der supermen! Super-duper supermen! Ist this Nutzi land so good? Would you leave it if you could? Ja! this Nutzi land is good! We wouldn't leave it if we could! We bring the world to order Heil Hit1er's world to order! Everyone of foreign race Will love der fuehrer's face When we bring to the world dis-order!

When der fuehrer says "We ist der master race!" We HEIL! HEIL! Right in der fueher's face Not to love der fuehrer is a great disgrace So we HEIL! HEIL! RIGHT IN DER FUEHRER'S FACE!! </pre>

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