The Nigra Guide to Unconventional Warfare

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This guide's purpose is to aid newfags and oldfags alike in their conquest of Habbo, providing current, relevant information on the site and how to deal with it. Due to the rapid changes that Habbo has undergone, it is important to develop new means of raiding. That is why we as nigras must develop methods of unconventional warfare to fight the Habbo menace. There are those who thought that it was pointless to keep raiding once Habbo got rid of blocking; yet, we have succeeded numerous times. A strong will and a creative mind is necessary; hopefully, this guide will help to enlighten you and teach you the way of the nigra.

Types of Raids

There are several different types of raids: small raids, big raids, and practice raids. This section covers how to make the most of each. It is important to know what type of raid you're getting yourself into so that you can know what to expect. A swastiget is a good accomplishment for a small raid; several full rooms and mass hysteria, even a crashed server is a job well-done for a big raid.

Practice Raids

Many nigras fail to realize that practice makes perfect. To learn how to swastiget and commieget, it takes time and practice to get it right. Practice raids are also useful for getting a feel of what to expect during a big raid, and how Habbo works (for those who haven't been on in a while). A practice raid can either be a small raid whose purpose is to teach newfags, or a "raid" in a private room to teach tactics to a group of recruits. Sometimes, it can be a little of both!

Small Raids

Small raids are when you know you don't have a big force of nigras with you. You need to be a lot more crafty during small raids than during big raids, since you probably won't get the kind of win that is shutting down Habbo's servers with such a small force. However, if you plan right, you can get a decent number of nigras, and even accomplish a swastiget or two. One successful swastiget is a sign of a job well-done for a small raid.

Big Raids

Really, there are only one or two big raids a year, 7/12 being the default big raid. World AIDS Day is typically the second-biggest. It really depends on the year and the amount of planning and propaganda. During a big raid, you can have enough nigras to brute force tons of rooms, spam the place up, shut down the servers, etc.

Raiding Tactics

This section covers the ways in which a win raid can be obtained during the raid itself. These methods have been proven to work and to produce massive lulz in the process.

Brute Force Room Clog

The Brute Force method is most useful on large raids. It means that you have a ton of nigras all go to one room and fill it up to maximum capacity. Whenever a habbofag leaves, another nigra enters until it's a room filled with almost 100% nigras. Smaller raids may be able to accomplish this in the smaller public rooms, or in private rooms.

The Brute Force method also refers to how the modern nigra brings down Habbo: by having so many nigras on the site at once, spamming it up, that it overloads the server and crashes Habbo.

Brute Force Spam

As mentioned in the above section, Brute Force Spam is when you have a room full of nigras and have almost every person using an autotyper (such as rsclient) spamming, spamming, spamming. I've seen rooms slowed to a crawl due to the use of this method, and it's very effective at screwing the whole site up.

Swastiget

A classic psychological warfare tactic, the swastiget is a classic dating back to the Great Raid of 2006. A swastiget requires a large room to make, as it requires a 5x5 square of floor to make.

Now, the thing about the swastiget is no one seems to be able to make one at all, new or oldfags. That's because the old method to make one was to start with the cross and then attach the arms. Problem is, no one can make the top right arm. To counteract this faggotry, the new, improved method is to start with the top right arm, make the top part of the cross, then the lower right, and so on. It helps to use a picture.

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This new method should be practiced in practice raids until everyone can get it right.

Commieget

This is an incredibly hard formation to get right, and it vaguely looks like a hammer and sickle. If you have a lot of time on your hands and some dedicated nigras, you can make one of these bad boys. It's recommended that you try it in a practice raid, as it has only been successfully accomplished during a practice raid.

Solid Wall Formation

This is an act of desperation on the part of the nigras in the room; if you can't get a swastiget and you don't have enough people for a brute force push on the whole room, line up your nigras in a straight line. Sure, people can walk right through them, but it is a somewhat-impressive sight to see a line of dancing nigras. However, this should only be used as a temporary measure until /b/lackup arrives, or another room is chosen.

Private Room Raiding

This is a relatively new tactic that should be used to take Habbo by surprise. It doesn't matter if it's a public or private room--nigras in rooms spamming it up can still bring down the site. The advantage of private rooms is that the mods never come, and only occasionally will a room ever be shut down (usually due to Habbofags trying to have cybersex in the beds). The room owners are pretty much never there, and very few people ever have rights. Even if they kick you out, you can just keep coming back! Only a room ban can keep you out, but with so many nigras flooding a room, it could just be a steady diarrhea flow of black men raping that private room. Raiding private rooms has only been done on a few occasions up until recently, and it may be the key to nigra dominance over Habbo.