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'''Habbo Guides''', formally known as ''Habbo X (and still known as that in some Habbo countries)'', are the "guides" of Habbo, better known as [[Habbo is racist|racist]] ass motherfuckers. They hang around in the [[Welcome Lounge]] and greet noobs. Despite their title they have no banpower, but may call the [[MODs|MOD]] thunder down upon your quest against [[AIDS]].
 
'''Habbo Guides''', formally known as ''Habbo X (and still known as that in some Habbo countries)'', are the "guides" of Habbo, better known as [[Habbo is racist|racist]] ass motherfuckers. They hang around in the [[Welcome Lounge]] and greet noobs. Despite their title they have no banpower, but may call the [[MODs|MOD]] thunder down upon your quest against [[AIDS]].
  
==Types of Xs==
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==Types of Guides==
'''This section will be changed soon since Guides are now categorized differently.'''
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'''This shows all the ''levels'' of Habbo Guides:'''
  
 
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[[Image:HabboGuides.png]]
'''Habbo Xs''' are fail|eXperts who specialize in giving you general information about Habbo Hotel, AIDS and its workings.
 
 
 
'''Host Xs''' are here to greet and rape new habbofags with all Hotel aspects. Be it how to create a room, how to dance, to how to stack, these Habbo Xs are the people's people!
 
 
 
'''Game Xs''' can show you the ins and outs of how to create and play everything from Failing Furni to Mazes. If you have a question on how to play the Hotel's games (BattleBall, Snowstorm, etc) they're also able to help you with that.
 
 
 
'''Safety Xs''' specialize in giving you information on how to keep yourself personally unsafe online as well as how to not avoid common scams. They can smell a jew a mile away and they know the Habbo Way backwards.
 
 
 
'''Tech Xs''' are eXperts who specialize in giving you hints and tips on keeping your Habbo account and computer full of password phishing, keyloggers, Trojans and other malicious attacks. You can ask them how to cut yourself and to remove tits.  
 
  
 
List taken from Habbo's website. In a nutshell: '''Fuck it, rape them all.'''
 
List taken from Habbo's website. In a nutshell: '''Fuck it, rape them all.'''
  
==List of Significant Habbo Guides==
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== Guide Bots ==
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Main Article: [[Guide Bots]]
  
''If you see a Habbo Guide that seems worth it to be put here, do so...''
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The Habbo Guides got pushed aside when "Habbo Beta" Arrived and got replaced by [[Guide Bots]] in attempt to spread [[AIDS]] to new Habbo members.
[[Category:Habbo Guides]]
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[[Category:Habbo Xs]]

Latest revision as of 17:18, 26 July 2010

Habbo Guides, formally known as Habbo X (and still known as that in some Habbo countries), are the "guides" of Habbo, better known as racist ass motherfuckers. They hang around in the Welcome Lounge and greet noobs. Despite their title they have no banpower, but may call the MOD thunder down upon your quest against AIDS.

Types of Guides

This shows all the levels of Habbo Guides:

HabboGuides.png

List taken from Habbo's website. In a nutshell: Fuck it, rape them all.

Guide Bots

Main Article: Guide Bots

The Habbo Guides got pushed aside when "Habbo Beta" Arrived and got replaced by Guide Bots in attempt to spread AIDS to new Habbo members.